"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

Listening to the Dick vs Had clip really shows how much of a slimy duplicitous cunt he is. It's very clear that he doesn't give a shit about Mint or her life and he's just moving the goalposts to fuck with Had, and clearly Dick is a broadcaster so he's quicker on his feet. But everyone listening who isn't socially retarded can easily see through it.
 
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I was kinda hoping we got another sick tier list again, fortunately we got rand not understanding that people like the fact that Kiki has drawn the Eye of Sauron and is afraid of Josh and KF. I guess that ammo crate damaged the part of his brain that registers disgust in others. What a fag lmao
 
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@Null is this close to what you requested?
 
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Someone recommended the latest Blocked &Reported episode, but it's behind a paywall. Redscare people upload premium episodes to other places for free. Does anyone have a link for something similar for B&R?

Also, yes that steak is 100% sous vide. It probably tasted pretty nice, but Juju fucked up in searing it. Just dump that shit in hot oil for a min on both sides and it would have a beautiful crust.
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
LMAO Null realized it as soon as posted. That's how shit your cope steak is, Dax.
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Sad. Not only should butter be already melted, it should have caramelized onions in it. It should be put on with a brush. It should not look like a faggot put it on the plate. I mean I'm not sure how I can tell, but my gaydar is completely triggered just by how it looks on the plate. An obvious faggot, full of another man's cum, put that steak on that plate.
 
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Anasûrimbor Kellhus said:
you can get that at a number of places
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I personally prefer it at my own home. Not only am I not getting ripped off from steakhouse prices, I'm actually getting it exactly like I want it.
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That steak looks like it got heated in a toaster oven for the grill marks and then put on a low heat skillet.
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Failsteak. Copesteak.
 
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John Smith said:
@Null Dick's steak is sous vide, it's a cooking method invented by the French. You put your meat in a plastic bag that's been vacuum sealed (vide) and cook it in a water bath for a long time. Then when it's done you sear it. It actually looks how it's supposed to look, as in fucking disgusting. Personally I've never had it, people swear it's good.

The steak man himself, Guga has a sous vide channel. He has said multiple times that sous vide people are autistic.

Be prepared for Dick to call you either poor or stupid because you're not a food snob.
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Sous Vide autist here. He fucked up because after it being sous vided you wanna throw the steak onto a red hot Cast Iron Skillet it and cook it on both sides 1 minute each.

Grilled is absolutely the wrong method for sous vide. That’s why it looks raw and gross. See Gabe Newell’s Sous Vide steak.
 
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It could be worse. It could be the fake wagyu from the thread about the ragepig showing off what he buys and eats. The absolute list of everything wrong with that whole scenario regarding the beef itself was mindblowing. Fittingly, Juju was there to blow way too much money on the fake wagyu that would have cost several times more if it were real. Then again, at least they weren't putting God forsaken Kraft singles on it.

Hot take that no one asked for: sous vide is fucking disgusting with few exceptions because of the drastic lack of texture change during the non cooking process of basically just giving the meat a fever to kill off bacteria. That's why the butter wouldn't have melted even if he got it onto the beef quickly. If you crank up the heat enough to actually to cook it, good for you, Kay approves of your boiled meat.
 
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Nonconsentual Pronouns said:
It could be worse. It could be the fake wagyu from the thread about the ragepig showing off what he buys and eats. The absolute list of everything wrong with that whole scenario regarding the beef itself was mindblowing. Fittingly, Juju was there to blow way too much money on the fake wagyu that would have cost several times more if it were real. Then again, at least they weren't putting God forsaken Kraft singles on it.

Hot take that no one asked for: sous vide is fucking disgusting with few exceptions because of the drastic lack of texture change during the non cooking process of basically just giving the meat a fever to kill off bacteria. That's why the butter wouldn't have melted even if he got it onto the beef quickly. If you crank up the heat enough to actually to cook it, good for you, Kay approves of your boiled meat.
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I'm of the opinion boiled meat of any type is unacceptable. We're not Union Army troops, we don't need to live off bread and boiled meat.
We're better than that.
 
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