"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Sretan Božo]

He only needs one, somebody else can have the other two.

Scott from Kentucky Ballistics has one of them. He's a big ass dude who loves recoil and shoulder fires shit like 4-bore elephant guns.. Even he can't shoulder fire the thing. Felt recoil is like 200 pounds. Looks like it's gonna dislocate his torso every time just bench shooting the thing.

 

[not william stenchever]

I think MATI would be improved by Null playing classical music throughout the broadcast. There would likely be many moments where the music lines up with what is happening on stream like with Cobes' cooking video.

 

[Nol 2]

So, was just talking to my fiance and turns out she has the Emily D Baker App. I was very confused by this, but the way that she explained it, it sends out notifications during the trials for when interesting or important witnesses show up.

 

[Alaric the Visigoth]

A Japanese man by the name of Yoshi, believes he's gang stalked and proceeds to antagonize his entire neighborhood for years. he records his every encounter and every time he leaves his house. He eventually explodes in popularity after recording a video of him getting yelled at by his neighbors for spitting on their mother and it became a wide spread meme among the Japanese internet space.

Spoiler: Balcony incident

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People would find his address and start harassing him. they would show up to his home and try to pry out a reaction from him

Spoiler: The masked man

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This video goes in-depth on the rest of his story

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUmgvtMKuSs

As a follow up to my post I left out important videos because my first draft was deleted and I was tired.

Yoshi harasses a guy who picks up empty milk bottles from the school.

Spoiler: The acid milk incident

Another masked man encounter

Spoiler: The box incident

Yoshi being a neet in his 40s was still living with his parents. His dad would die in 2017 and his mother demanded him to get a job and stay off the internet or be institutionalized, this would be in effect until his mother died mysteriously on their front porch months later. The police cleared Yoshi of charges though.

Spoiler: Yoshi arrested

Yoshi running out of money couldn't afford to keep the lights on and turned to streamers giving him money to make a living. He now streams on his own spouting his schizo babble and how to defend against gangstalkers.

 

[National Defense Advocate]

Russian military telegram channels report the infamous "glass ass" guy from our childhood shock videos has died in combat after being drafted in Ukraine:

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Spoiler: NSFL(It's not gore tho)

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That guy was a Serb, I'm pretty sure.
Serbs have a history of anal bottle activity.

 

[RotPockets]

In defense of Fräulein Haverbeck.

Source: You are Amalek (Part 3)

 

[Jotch]

"Dear Joshua... Spare me the circumlocution, you may have your fair appeal. But you must toil away in my gardens to orientate my sculptures. Only after this task is ACCURATELY completed will you receive this appeal." - Evil Elon

 

[BULLY HUNTER_78]

Josh talks shit about noobs buying 5.56, then says he's going to start out with a .50 BMG sniper rifle. SMDH

That is the most based caliber TBH. You can get incendiary or armor piercing. For the price of a truck, it can be semi-auto. The recoil is surprisingly manageable. A 12 gage magnum round hits harder.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

I'm just imagining a comedic Quentin Tarantino scene of null spending time getting his 50 cal ready to shoot at someone near his house. However it just ends up with null comedically hurting himself with shooting and the round just goes through a wall.

Something like this:

 

[Email]

Joshua Connor Moon, owner of the Kiwi Farms, was tasked to rotate all 40 of Elon Musk's stone lawn dinosaur animals. Ultimately, however, Null made a mistake and is now forced to rotate another 40 of Elon Musk's stone lawn dinosaur animals with the help of generative algorithms and the modern marvel of the Internet yet again to get his Twitter account's note for reviewed unbanning processed by the incinerator.
It's over.

 

[Nick Obre]

For the record, that TheAlmightyLoli guy claims the name is a joke of some sort, and when someone calls him out for it, he'll say "they fell for it".

No idea what the joke is, or how he expects anyone to "get it", or what the humor he finds in it is; but that's his weaseling cope.

 

[d33CH]

Before I forget, does anyone have a link to this alternate version of Let it Go that Josh mentioned?

 

[CrispyLegs]

Got home from my grandmas and only caught the last 20 seconds, the bloke yodelling

 

[Lidl Drip]

For the record, that TheAlmightyLoli guy claims the name is a joke of some sort, and when someone calls him out for it, he'll say "they fell for it".

No idea what the joke is, or how he expects anyone to "get it", or what the humor he finds in it is; but that's his weaseling cope.

Anime avatars do the same thing when you point out how weird it is that they chose to represent themselves and their retarded opinions with a little anime loli girl and that it's an easy way to identify absolutely garbage posters. "Actually I tricked you and made you mad and filtered you and you're a normie tourist for not appreciating my waifu, you are totally seething and don't just think I am a faggot "

There's nothing to get, they are just faggots.

 

[Sneedmiser]

Between the FDR rant and the Trump impression this was probably my favorite MATI of pride month. It would be extremely autistic but maybe I should listen to every MATI and rank them definitively.

 

[Hax1337]

Really enjoyed the Japanese shcizo segment.
Wish we had more minor new lolcow segments like that every stream, the hour+ of news about trannies and NWO destroying society every stream gets pretty depressing.

 

[SocialDislocationAuto]

For the record, that TheAlmightyLoli guy claims the name is a joke of some sort, and when someone calls him out for it, he'll say "they fell for it".

No idea what the joke is, or how he expects anyone to "get it", or what the humor he finds in it is; but that's his weaseling cope.

Patricians like Null only stan TheAlmightyNekoshota

 

[Butwhythough2]

Even if there is plates strong enough to withstand 5.56, the bullet doesn't just lose all energy and flop to the ground. That energy has to transfer. That's a lot of energy and would disorient the would be attacker. Or just get something in the AK or SKS platform that fires 7.62x39 semi auto. Or if you don't mind a bolt action the Mosin nagant in 7.62x45 is very powerful. Most of the old Soviet guns are 50 years old but still work great and require little maintenance. Also the smell of the cosmoline after running a few rounds through one smells wonderful

 

[Sneedmiser]

Even if there is plates strong enough to withstand 5.56, the bullet doesn't just lose all energy and flop to the ground. That energy has to transfer. That's a lot of energy and would disorient the would be attacker. Or just get something in the AK or SKS platform that fires 7.62x39 semi auto. Or if you don't mind a bolt action the Mosin nagant in 7.62x45 is very powerful. Most of the old Soviet guns are 50 years old but still work great and require little maintenance. Also the smell of the cosmoline after running a few rounds through one smells wonderful

If you're going to go bolt-action a Springfield or a Mauser/Steyr is a better option, .30-06 and 7.92x57mm are both more powerful. 7.92x57mm is surprisingly cheap for an old import round.

 

[TETRABAX]

Even if there is plates strong enough to withstand 5.56, the bullet doesn't just lose all energy and flop to the ground. That energy has to transfer. That's a lot of energy and would disorient the would be attacker. Or just get something in the AK or SKS platform that fires 7.62x39 semi auto. Or if you don't mind a bolt action the Mosin nagant in 7.62x45 is very powerful. Most of the old Soviet guns are 50 years old but still work great and require little maintenance. Also the smell of the cosmoline after running a few rounds through one smells wonderful

The actual energy of a bullet is not really that much tbh. Newtons 3rd law means that the amount of force received by the person being shot (assuming the bullet completely stops and is not a through-and-through) is equal to the amount of force the shooter gets from firing the gun. Honestly with drag it's even less energy

When people get shot, they don't get knocked backwards. They just kinda drop