"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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With the Supreme Court's ruling that the president is now The King of America I strongly suggest everyone abandon Null's cringe views on voting and go full trad Yankee by writing in Joshua Conner Moon on your ballot so we can get the Kang we needz n sheeeeeeit.
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Then when he's sitting on Lincoln's throne, sipping on a White Claw, eating Donatos pizza imported fresh from Ohio to show the zoomy zooms that he is hip with the memes, he can have raffles to make a random forum user a small k king to his big K King for a day.
This will only be possible if you get out there and do you civil duty by standing in intersections and saying to people in their cars
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"Hello! Have you seen this boy? His name is Josh. He is a very good boy and he deserves your vote for King of America. Josh is a smart boy who understands how important it is for every American to have silver to clink. Josh is a well traveled boy who believes that America needs a better selection of cheese. Josh has a laugh that is the sound of a thousand babies giggling as they get a thousand puppy kisses. Josh loves oreos probably. If you fill out this early voter ballot for me and put Joshua Conner Moon on the blank candidate spot I'll get this nasty spike strip out from in front of your car and you can make your way to Taco Bell. Thank you for your doing your civil duty and remember, with Josh you'll go to the moooooooooooooooon!"

Eat shit, Vermin Supreme. We're going to the Moooooooooon!
 
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TETRABAX said:
I got improperly diagnosed with it as a kid because I refused to do homework if I could pass the tests without it. Long term exposure to amphetamine starting at 13yo does not work out well for the brain. Now I min/max dopamine mining and shitpost on the Internet.

Teal dear: Don't give your kids addictive drugs if they don't actually need it
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My own conspiracy is that the whole "rowdy kids" thing is due to the overton window drift of food and the energy it provides a growing body. E.g. an English muffin with cheese (in America) 50 years ago is entirely different than now, entirely different strains of wheat, the cheese is no longer cheese. Even more simply, the replacement of fruit ethanols (fruit juice) with grain ethanols (HFCS) hasn't really been looked into deeply W.R.T. pupil engagement in schools/emotional depression. This is a personal annoyance of mine, that the quality of food going down and the consequential degradation of people's energy quality is entirely ignored or paved over with the nuclear option of amphetamines or antidepressants.
 
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gibbslets said:
This is a personal annoyance of mine, that the quality of food going down and the consequential degradation of people's energy quality is entirely ignored or paved over with the nuclear option of amphetamines or antidepressants.
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They said I had ADD cause I wouldn't pay attention to people, but they never even considered that most people are boring as shit and not worth paying attention to
 
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The Pridesters went full Weimar retard towards the end.

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Nudists everywhere, showing their erect cocks off while children were all around.
Piss fetishists peeing on each other.
The works.

First hand account:


Sky News Australia with footage:


And the Globohomo coverage, pointing out how amazing and brave it all is:


(((VICTORY DAY)))

 
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@Null

My first thought on the jar guy was that at some point an artillery cannon broke and he heroically offered to fill in due to his experience with crushing cylinders with his anus. Just on all fours pointing his ass at the Russians and doing a kegel in order to trigger the primer. Brave Ukrainian soldiers removing the spent casings out of his ass and then shoving another shell in. Then, tragically after serving as an artillery cannon for an entire day, a single faulty shell misfired reopening old wounds and killing him.
 
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HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
@Null

My first thought on the jar guy was that at some point an artillery cannon broke and he heroically offered to fill in due to his experience with crushing cylinders with his anus. Just on all fours pointing his ass at the Russians and doing a kegel in order to trigger the primer. Brave Ukrainian soldiers removing the spent casings out of his ass and then shoving another shell in. Then, tragically after serving as an artillery cannon for an entire day, a single faulty shell misfired reopening old wounds and killing him.
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The hero we don't deserve, but the one we need right now
 
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Null said:
Accepting requests, especially lolcow oriented.
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Ethan Ralph’s Mexican crackshack is going to get hit by a (currently) category 5 hurricane as a result of him holding Dick’s Sonichu medallion:

For the troon segment, a nigga pooner/genderblob rapper has been arrested for shooting a 10 year old in the head:

(Evidence she is/was a pooner)

Music video the pooner released before hand:
 
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Catgirl Tyranid said:
I would humbly request that if Ralph is actively streaming during the hurricane you deputize him as your weather hamster (He has the right body shape for it) and cut to his broadcast for a Hurricane Watch segment.
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Iirc the hurricane is gonna hit the Yucatán on Friday, so if Josh is streaming then this could actually happen.
 
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Mike Matei's Penis said:
Tranny worship down under
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This video is so fucking dumb, even by tranny propaganda standards. "Trans people deserve to feel safe", well congrats you're alone in the elevator, you're safe. The real message this video is delivering is "women don't deserve to feel safe, you better put troon feelings above your self preservation instinct and discomfort". Ugh.
 
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Lidl Drip said:
This video is so fucking dumb, even by tranny propaganda standards. "Trans people deserve to feel safe", well congrats you're alone in the elevator, you're safe. The real message this video is delivering is "women don't deserve to feel safe, you better put troon feelings above your self preservation instinct and discomfort". Ugh.
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Sing it, sister.

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