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"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions
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+1 for watermarked, you buy the footage it should serve to demonstrate the j*urnalism KF does, at least while the fire is hot. Once it's public at the omnibus hearing I'm sure a no watermarks version will surface.
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21st February, 2042
Somewhere in the US.
The western perimeter alarm sounds. A synthesised voice announces that AI analysis of trail cam footage has proven inconclusive. Wearily Joshua Conner Moon rolls off of his army camp bed and takes up a position at the sniper rifle scope. A man is approaching the compound - not an ogreish, heavily-armed challenger in a floral dress, but an actual man.
Arming himself from a scaled-down arsenal of shotguns that he has not given up for Lent, Moon goes down to intercept him.
The face that greets him is oddly familiar, thoroughly careworn as though its owner has only known hard times.
"Joshua? Joshua it's me Austin... Austin Peterson... Jordan Peterson's son. Back in the day people used to call me BossmanJack. That was before I came to realise the one true bossman is Jesus Christ who is bossman of our hearts."
Welcoming him inside, Moon guides Peterson to the cellar, where the body of Jesus lies in two bloodied sections, torn apart by a high explosive round after the AI mistook his sandals and flowing white robes for the trappings of a transsexual.
Somewhere in the US.
The western perimeter alarm sounds. A synthesised voice announces that AI analysis of trail cam footage has proven inconclusive. Wearily Joshua Conner Moon rolls off of his army camp bed and takes up a position at the sniper rifle scope. A man is approaching the compound - not an ogreish, heavily-armed challenger in a floral dress, but an actual man.
Arming himself from a scaled-down arsenal of shotguns that he has not given up for Lent, Moon goes down to intercept him.
The face that greets him is oddly familiar, thoroughly careworn as though its owner has only known hard times.
"Joshua? Joshua it's me Austin... Austin Peterson... Jordan Peterson's son. Back in the day people used to call me BossmanJack. That was before I came to realise the one true bossman is Jesus Christ who is bossman of our hearts."
Welcoming him inside, Moon guides Peterson to the cellar, where the body of Jesus lies in two bloodied sections, torn apart by a high explosive round after the AI mistook his sandals and flowing white robes for the trappings of a transsexual.
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Someone left a message to the pink triangle faggot
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"I'm tired of BossmanJack segments, I wish we'd get some more Bad At Video Games content."
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Watermarking stuff is based, best advertisement Ralph ever got was the Chris-chan arrest. In the spirit of that, I think you should also add clips of you screaming "MATI baby! Exclusive!" every 30-60 seconds.
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It should definitely have the Kiwi record keeper seal in the corner, understated but unavoidable. If nothing else the effort and expense in getting the footage deserves that.
Rekieta's footage is 100% going to hit the normie sphere, and I bet this will get shown by bigger names who have never even heard of the Farms.
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Does someone have a complication of Josh doing his gay voice? I need it, for research purposes.
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Don't you dare
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You heard the man, folks, that's a challenge.
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How is that different than his normal voice?
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it makes him 100% more fabulous.
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But he's already 100% fabulous.. You can't get any higher than that. It's not like it goes to 11 or anything.
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There is an older stream where the
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I saw that, I uploaded an archive of it.
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Josh thank you for finally watching St. Herk on MATI. You need to emulate him in every day life. Herk was absolutely the Last True American. Feather in peace.
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@Null I feel this story may be worth covering on Mad at the Internet on Tuesday.
Australian YouTuber, Pretty Pastel Please, died suddenly at the age of 30. She was mostly fashion/travel YouTuber with a gimmick that she did videos with her pet parrot.
Cause of death: Currently Unknown.
Link to news article
It gets a bit weirder though the more you look into it. She started to go downhill mentally around 2020 and it in a culminated trip to Tasmania where she stayed for 2 months. Comes back and immediately separates from her husband, cuts ties with all her friends and takes her stuff back to Tasmania. She then starts hoarding pigeons and other animals in her new home and they start shitting everywhere. And now she's dead.
Here is a couple posts from a fan subreddit that explains her story in a bit more detail.
Australian YouTuber, Pretty Pastel Please, died suddenly at the age of 30. She was mostly fashion/travel YouTuber with a gimmick that she did videos with her pet parrot.
Cause of death: Currently Unknown.
Link to news article
It gets a bit weirder though the more you look into it. She started to go downhill mentally around 2020 and it in a culminated trip to Tasmania where she stayed for 2 months. Comes back and immediately separates from her husband, cuts ties with all her friends and takes her stuff back to Tasmania. She then starts hoarding pigeons and other animals in her new home and they start shitting everywhere. And now she's dead.
Here is a couple posts from a fan subreddit that explains her story in a bit more detail.
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