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@Null I feel this story may be worth covering on Mad at the Internet on Tuesday.

Australian YouTuber, Pretty Pastel Please, died suddenly at the age of 30. She was mostly fashion/travel YouTuber with a gimmick that she did videos with her pet parrot.
Cause of death: Currently Unknown.
Link to news article

It gets a bit weirder though the more you look into it. She started to go downhill mentally around 2020 and it in a culminated trip to Tasmania where she stayed for 2 months. Comes back and immediately separates from her husband, cuts ties with all her friends and takes her stuff back to Tasmania. She then starts hoarding pigeons and other animals in her new home and they start shitting everywhere. And now she's dead.

Here is a couple posts from a fan subreddit that explains her story in a bit more detail.

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Not only should you watermark the footage, you need to give it the third world pirate website experience.
Compress it to 360p and lower the bitrate to the tens. Then you need to take the shittiest microphone imaginable, record yourself saying "KIWIFARMS DOT NET TRUE AND HONEST FOR HIGH DEF FOOTAGE" and play it at earrape volume at random points in the video.
The Kiwi Farms logo needs to bounce around the screen like the DVD logo.
 
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+1 Watermark the Rekieta video. But along with KF advert, call out random lawtubers in an everchanging watermark. "Barnes is Nick's Fluffer," etc.

Also use video contrast/brightness to create the watermark. Full screen. Moving. Make it impossible to coverup. Add your copyrighted background music to the video. Copyright the fullscreen watermark image too, so all the non-practicing fear a copyright strike
 
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Jomi said:
That Bradtaste homo having a breakdown
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“Please… please mr big corporation… don’t take away my add revenue *sobs* *sniffle*”
The most tragic part about this is that i’ve watched a couple of his videos before and he has the capability to be actually funny but he’s just such an annoying faggot whenever he talks for more than 10 minutes
 
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In a recent-ish (last couple of months) MATI, Null briefly brought up lyrics to a specific Living Colour song, because of how they still currently applied to the position of the U.S.A. in geopolitics. Does anyone remember from which song the lyrics were?
I thought it was Cult of Personality but reading the whole lyrics nothing strikes me as fitting, neither in Which Way to America. I mean both songs are still pretty relevant in current year, but the specific part Null quoted sounded much more specific, or maybe I'm just misremembering.
 
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Terfatron said:
Troons starting to alter history by photoshoping old photos to their deranged illusion.

So no, child photos are not to be trusted anymore.
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It was the next logical step, after they started to go back and changed their names in old works, articles and wikis.
There's countless examples, one prominent example being Ellen Page, who went back and got her name changed in articles, wiki and her name in games she's done capture motion for (which is particularly funny, because the character in the game is a woman, and that hasn't changed).
I forget which countries already have anti-dead-naming laws (Canada comes to mind?), but I wouldn't be surprised to learn of anti-dead-image laws or some shit coming into the political dialogue in the future.
Mark my words, it'll be illegal to show old images of troons, pre-transition, before this is all over.
 
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The Lawgiver said:
"it's an original"
No you fucking idiot! That's an "official" yes, but that is a praetor medallion. It's not one made by chris back when chris was making a few and selling them on ebay! Hell awaits.
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Wouldn't that mean he is safe? Aren't only the originals cursed? Or does the demon get extra offended at fakers?
 
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Nuclear Poisoning said:
In a recent-ish (last couple of months) MATI, Null briefly brought up lyrics to a specific Living Colour song, because of how they still currently applied to the position of the U.S.A. in geopolitics. Does anyone remember from which song the lyrics were?
I thought it was Cult of Personality but reading the whole lyrics nothing strikes me as fitting, neither in Which Way to America. I mean both songs are still pretty relevant in current year, but the specific part Null quoted sounded much more specific, or maybe I'm just misremembering.
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The lyric he was referencing was "Whatever America hopes to bring to pass in the world must first come to pass in the heart of America." It is a quote from Dwight D Eisenhower's inaugural address.

I have tried searching for a song that uses the quote as a lyric and haven't found a match. It's possible that an artist has sampled the audio clip, which would likely mean it would not be included in the lyric sheet. Whosampled didn't get me any hits, but if it was a song by an underground artist, it might not show up in the search. I am not super familiar with Whosampled's data set.

Cult of Personality includes samples of several historical figures, so I can see how the connection could be made.
 
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Ian Brandon Sanderson said:
The lyric he was referencing was "Whatever America hopes to bring to pass in the world must first come to pass in the heart of America." It is a quote from Dwight D Eisenhower's inaugural address.

I have tried searching for a song that uses the quote as a lyric and haven't found a match. It's possible that an artist has sampled the audio clip, which would likely mean it would not be included in the lyric sheet. Whosampled didn't get me any hits, but if it was a song by an underground artist, it might not show up in the search. I am not super familiar with Whosampled's data set.

Cult of Personality includes samples of several historical figures, so I can see how the connection could be made.
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Null said:
The quote is used in Great Again by Canadian Softball.

No whiny faggot version: https://no-cookie.kiwifarms.st/public/junk/1953.mp4
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Oh lol so the Living Colour connection was just a brain fart from me.
Thanks for the infos.
 
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