"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[S3y88]

Anotha #PaxTube Classic shitting on Britain

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Horrified to learn Null doesn’t recognize the classic Resident Evil 2 police station except as it being a Dead by Daylight map which iirc is the remake version. SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!

 

[Null]

i don't play nip games

 

[The Lawgiver]

Wouldn't that mean he is safe? Aren't only the originals cursed? Or does the demon get extra offended at fakers?

Everyone that's suffered the "curse" so far save for a a few exceptions that had originals or replicas were people that had praetor made ones. You can tell the difference by the shoddy construction and the eyes.

 

[The President of Nintendo]

i don't play nip games

You really think people would do that? Go on the internet and tell lies?

 

[TETRABAX]

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You really think people would do that? Go on the internet and tell lies?

>Plays Pokemon on stream and admits to playing Kirby

i don't play nip games

 

[Null]

Kirby is Aryan

 

[TETRABAX]

Kirby is Aryan

I mean he definitely eats like a white American

 

[Jotch]

Kirby is Aryan

Will you please explain‽

 

[Null]

Will you please explain‽

1. fair complexion
2. fat
3. devours enemies
4. copies enemies and becomes more successful versions
5. still agreeable and easy to get along with
6. heroic

 

[AN/ALR56]

Null your pokeyman part of the stream was probalby one of your top 10 moments this year, its been a while i laughed that fucking hard, it would be great if you made it a weekly or bi-weekly thing where you play lolcow themed fangames or something, it was really great.

 

[Wodanaz]

old pokemon is untainted by japanese "storytelling" and kirby literally has no plot. therefore they are not nip games.

 

[Jotch]

1. fair complexion
2. fat
3. devours enemies
4. copies enemies and becomes more successful versions
5. still agreeable and easy to get along with
6. heroic

When Kirby was first released they had to get past Kirby being pink to advertise to young boys. They tried many ways to try to make him badass. Several depictions in ads had him pure white.
Clearly then what they should have done was depict him as a hyperborean supersoldier.

 

[Null]

kirby literally has no plot

There's definitely something happening in this.

 

[Wodanaz]

There's definitely something happening in this.

look up the lore for Kirby 64

 

[Incel Death Note]

Look out Kirby!

 

[Rotollo 2]

Kirby is Aryan

would you make Masahiro Sakurai an honary white for creating kirby?

 

[The Lawgiver]

There's definitely something happening in this.

Marx is a little shit he got what was coming to him.Kinda a shame NOVA had to die in the crossfire since he was pretty chill and just wanted to grant a wish for someone.
Yes I know meta knight revives him in the DS version's extra mode
EDIT: God damn it I just realized it's been 8 years now since they gave NOVA an evil cousin.
Also 8 years since I made those gifs of nova based on that guys fight animations.

 

[Seafarer]

Kirby is Aryan

I mean he definitely eats like a white American

Will you please explain‽

Also, Kirby is named after a white attorney who saved Nintendo from getting Jewed by Universal (they claimed Donkey Kong was infringing on the copyright of King Kong).

Also, one of the villains in the series is an evil, selfish jester named Marx (named after a Jewish comedian).

 

[Menachem Sneedson]

3. devours enemies

This is a Chinese feature