"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

Australian YouTuber, Pretty Pastel Please, died suddenly at the age of 30. She was mostly fashion/travel YouTuber with a gimmick that she did videos with her pet parrot.
Cause of death: Currently Unknown.
That's a name I haven't heard in a long, long time. She had a fairly active thread on PULL back in the day, around 2016 maybe.
Wish I could say I am surprised but it makes sense. She never came across as being particularly grounded and always was a bit off in my memory. Combined with her lifelong affliction of stubborn defiance and career as a youtuber, it was a matter of time until there was some form of downfall. Pretty sad it ended like that though.
 
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i don't play nip games
Yeah but the Resident Evil series it’s all Japanese slop it’s got… tentacle monsters galore, weird eyeball monsters, and weird bug creatures that shove a probocus down a female lead’s throat to implant it with babies and… okay I see your point
 
Kirby is Aryan

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So I open youtube and am greeted with this:

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Neurons start firing. Of course, it's our beloved Kay's culinary genius, but that's not it.
My sides start launching into orbit as I remember my attempt at cultural research and the okra soup of Nigeria.

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So this particular beauty of an image that looks like an actual corpse pot comes from this video.
It's a guy from Nigeria sharing his nations "traditional" dish with his internet friend from Britain, Atomic Shrimp (Nothing wrong with him, just a wholesome gardener/scambaiter).

Now yes the slime pot filled with the corpses of fish imported from Norway apparently is part of a video in which the Nigerian man also attempts to elucidate on the various cultures of his country and in particular the superiority of his native tribe from the southern jungles compared to them filthy Muslims of the north that use cutlery, unlike his illuminated brethren who worship the queen (Anglicans sect) and use their HANDS to eat sludge from the corpse pot. And it actually is sludge, that filthy okra plant excretes a viscous green slime that really gives you some interesting associations.

To demonstrate the slime I'm talking about here:
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Big thombs up on the taste test:
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Of course the constant rumbling of a diesel power generator that is his and most of Nigerians only power supply enriches the quality of the video immensely. It's genuine quality comedy on a sublime level.


Now naturally I want to learn more about this rich and wonderful culture so I start searching about and luck out immediately with this.
A video about the stockfish economy in Nigeria. Now originally I assumed that they just sun dry their own domestic fish and put it in the above familiar corpse pot, but no, I was very wrong. It's much funnier than that.

In the video, a "high quality" chef from Lagos or something regales us of their ancient traditional dish that dates back dozens of years to their civil war when Norway was delivering first aid packets that contained YES the same stock fish.

Of course the chef then proceeds to craft a masterful okra corpse pot:

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That of course contains a massive fish bone in the first bite, as is tradition after all

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Now, the rest of the video is just explaining how Norways stockfish economy is completely dependent on exports to Nigeria who is symbiotically completely dependent on imports from Norway as their tradition demands first aid fish for their national dishes.

Unrelated bonus yt thumbnail from my saga of cultural exploration of the dark continent:
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Genuinely feel Africa is a content mine on so many levels. Like random yt documentaries narrated by omni-inclusive la creaturas have made me genuinely have such great laughs it's unreal. Sometimes I feel they know what they're doing and are doing it on purpose.
 
TOTAL BOSSMANJACK DERANGEMENT SYNDROME W!

No longer will he plague a segment of the stream with his incessive gamba! Maybe those 10 minutes will be dedicated to something funny. Another cockroach taco perhaps, mayhaps?
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OOOOOOH, MR'S GENDER XENOMORPH, OH MY GAAAAAAAWD. DAMN THAT PUSSY NICE, OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
As a BossmanJack derangement syndrome victim, I constantly have to suffer whenever Null releases his streams. I tumble and twist the day before, cannot get any sleep, at the thought of the dreaded BossmanJack segment appearing in the upcomming stream. I sweat and pant in anxiety every time I open one of those dreaded streams, and cautiously listen... Will the next segment be a Bossmanjack segment? Or the other? The dread is unbearable and now... Now I am finally relieved. Now it is finally over. Thick concrete walls and steel bars will keep the BossmanJack away from society and out out Null's streams... Forever... I can rest. I can call myself a Bossmanjack derangement syndrome SURVIVOR.
Troons starting to alter history by photoshoping old photos to their deranged illusion.null




So no, child photos are not to be trusted anymore (just watching the latest mati on the DbD troon)
I was gonna say that the kid photo from the Stream could have been shopped and stolen from a random girl. Trannies are above that, no?

Does one really look at a heavily photoshopped photo of themselves and think, "yea this is how I really look and have always looked like"? Why do we entertain mentally deranged trannies who think they are 'in the wrong body', again?
 
Maybe it's because of where I live but okra is pretty good it you cook it right. Yeah it's kind of slimy but it tastes good
It's popular in Southern cooking, but it's only really edible if you deep fry it. I've found fried okra available in a couple chicken joints on the west coast but otherwise it's regional for Americans.
 
Of all the random games you could choose to emulate Kirby Super Star is a great choice. It was one of my absolute favorites growing up. I must have played through Great Cave Offensive at least 100 times.
 
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i'm surprised nobodies posted this but:

> kirby is aryan

look up "kirby air ride, item bounce" on youtube and check the comments. the videos get nuked once the pass a few hundred thousand but the comments section is genuinely funny sometimes.

some quick choice comments:

I closed this video 109 times, but it keep appearing in my screen, this is the 271.000 time, i am scared. I dont want to hear this song 6.000.000 times. HELP!!
“But sir, it’s an American ship.”
They will call you Anti-Dreamlander but they will never call you a liar.
 
@Null Short Fat Otaku has been soying out hard after his audience have turned on him for being insistent on having the last retort and needing to be seen as right. The tranny lust has rotted his brain. He's actively arguing with youtube chuds in his community post comment section and discord. Short Fat Otaku Community Post He's also been soying out on Xitter. Xitter archive An alog (from his discord apparently???) has made a diss video on this fallout to alog on him. Alog Video archive

 
It's popular in Southern cooking, but it's only really edible if you deep fry it. I've found fried okra available in a couple chicken joints on the west coast but otherwise it's regional for Americans.
it's used in creole cooking. specifically you will find okra in jambalaya.
as others mentioned its used as a thickening agent and works really well in that stew.
 
Either the Septuagint, John's Apocrypha, and the codices of the Library of Nag Hammadi are legit or the Book of Enoch is bullshit. You can't have it both ways and say XYZ doesn't count.
Easy, none of them are inspired. Enoch isn't an exception, you just have the wrong category.
Idubbz eventually settled on the "none of it is" on a lot of stuff, and look how he turned out. Not saying that's the guaranteed endpoint but there's like 2 other guys that followed the same path I don't think dealing with absolutes ends well on shit like this. (except for south park i guess they chose everythings ok)
I am not on the side of absolute ends. I am saying if you are picking that side you can't have exceptions. I am saying Japanese media, like most media, is mostly bad but there are shining examples to distinguish themselves from the rest.
I absolutely can. Fuck you.
So ALL of Japanese media is bad, as in a defining characteristic is it being bad, it lacks Japaneseness if it lacks the quality of being bad...
When the exceptions keep piling up and there gets to be the point of hundreds of examples of art/content made by Japanese people, the absoluteness of "ALL of it is bad" starts to become less believable.

It is also extra funny how this exact arguments over "western anime" is taking place among Japanese people right now.
 
Kirby is Aryan
explain this then
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Kirby is a shapeshifter who goes from planet to planet, absorbing other peoples' characteristics, and rides a star around. His main rival is a knight with a western code of chivalry. And Kirby is named after a high powered lawyer who was married to a Jew.

Pretty sure Kirby is one of the tribe.
 
I can't find a thread for discussing the medallion curse, so I'll just ask here.

Has anyone been afflicted by the curse that also owned a true & honest KF silver round? I have kind of a theory where Null is like Celebrembor forging the Elven Rings behind Sauron's back which prevented Sauron from having control over the elves. By Chris licensing his likeness to Josh, but not having a hand in the creation of the coins, there's some kind of circle of protection within the silver that cancels out the medallion.

Just thinking out loud.
 
So ALL of Japanese media is bad, as in a defining characteristic is it being bad, it lacks Japaneseness if it lacks the quality of being bad...
When the exceptions keep piling up and there gets to be the point of hundreds of examples of art/content made by Japanese people, the absoluteness of "ALL of it is bad" starts to become less believable.
this isn't mass debates. anime avatars are pedos
 
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