"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Zetsubou]

that's the issue

1. i need caffeine
2. coffee tastes bad, needs milk, but milk has calories
3. soda and monster taste good, no calories, rots your teeth and is probably poison

how do i get cns stimulation drugs with no side effects

Maybe something like a caffeinated workout powder with some kind of fruit flavour like blue raspberry? The tubs last a long time so its cheaper than monster. I throw a couple of scoops a good litre bottle of ice water and it's a nice buzz. Sadly almost everything rots your teeth though.

 

[KateHikes14]

If that's all you want just do what we did back in college. A couple of us chipped in for a bag of pure caffeine powder, available online legally, and added a spoonfull to any beverage. Insanely cost effective, it got 5 of us through 3 years of college.

No reputable sellers sell pure powdered caffeine anymore since obviously retards OD's

 

[Zetsubou]

Also pure caffeine is bitter thats why energy drinks have like 50g of sugar/sweetener.

 

[KateHikes14]

Is it tasteless? Can I mix it with water?

It's bitter, but mixes well and is easily masked, pure caffeine is like 1/16th tsp for 200mg

 

[Preacher ✝]

Is it tasteless? Can I mix it with water?

I used to mix mine with water, its not completely tasteless but its close. Theres a slight bitterness to it. I wouldn't exactly call it pleasant but I had no problem drinking the water it was in. My standard was to add a spoonfull to a 12.oz bottle of water then shake it and chug the whole thing.

If you mixed it with anything else that has a significant flavor, like fruit juice or ginger beer, you wouldnt even notice it.

 

[National Defense Advocate]

that's the issue

1. i need caffeine
2. coffee tastes bad, needs milk, but milk has calories
3. soda and monster taste good, no calories, rots your teeth and is probably poison

how do i get cns stimulation drugs with no side effects

Tea has caffeine too.

 

[Preacher ✝]

No reputable sellers sell pure powdered caffeine anymore since obviously retards OD's

When did that change? I havent needed it in over a decade since I'm no longer on a college budget and can afford nice coffee.
Anyway I looked and theres alternatives like Guarana powder and Coffee Bean Extract Powder on Amazon. You can probably still find the pure powder on some less than reputable sources.
Fun story one time a couple townies came to one of our parties and one snorted a line of pure caffeine on a dare from the other. He didn't die afaik.

EDIT: heres a reputable source for pure caffeine https://www.laballey.com/products/caffeine-usp

 

[Null]

Tea has caffeine too.

I did try teamaxing before, you're right. I should try again. I unfortunately had to give away my nice tea pot.

 

[Preacher ✝]

I did try teamaxing before, you're right. I should try again. I unfortunately had to give away my nice tea pot.

No don't, tea is for the British and chinks.

 

[KateHikes14]

When did that change? I havent needed it in over a decade since I'm no longer on a college budget and can afford nice coffee.
Anyway I looked and theres alternatives like Guarana powder and Coffee Bean Extract Powder on Amazon. You can probably still find the pure powder on some less than reputable sources.
Fun story one time a couple townie came to one of our parties and one snorted a line of pure caffeine on a dare from the other. He didn't die afaik.

Yeah that's around when I had it. I think last I looked (like 5 years ago) they sell a version with some innert filler as a 10% caffeine powder, which does solve the problem of it being a insane nightmare to dose without a mg scale.

 

[National Defense Advocate]

No don't, tea is for the British and chinks.

Tea is also a very popular slavic drink

 

[northstar747]

yo josh I m listening the rekita part of your stream.

I dont know what your experience with addicts was been. But I can clarify something.

Addicts are super duper manipulative. Thats why families cut these people off.

Nick strikes me as being like lowtax, smart and lazy. He played his family for trust money most likely plays games with kayla.

Add in drug addiction and the manipulation goes off the chart.

I had a dude a few weeks ago hit me up to haul away all the trash in my backyard. Blah blah blah, I was careful how I handled him. Before I know it he s calling me outside business hours. wanting money I explain I m not home, I m dealing with family blah blah, and he goes straight to addict mode, texting me going from

"hey my kids are starving" to "you mother fucker I m gonna bring that trash back" to "please pick up the phone" because he wanted to open the line of communication so he could then apply manipulation.

 

[Preacher ✝]

Yeah that's around when I had it. I think last I looked (like 5 years ago) they sell a version with some innert filler as a 10% caffeine powder, which does solve the problem of it being a insane nightmare to dose without a mg scale.

I added this to the other post but here ya go. Arguably more reputable than Bezos. https://www.laballey.com/products/caffeine-usp

Tea is also a very popular slavic drink

Is that supposed to be an endorsement?

 

[Agent of Misinformation]

i completely omitted a huge segment relevant to this stream and i have no idea how

https://www.cbo.gov/publication/59727

Fucking assistance programs. Increasing the deficit and devaluing the quality of the dollar. No wonder colored/white trash communities have no fucking jobs. They don't fight for them and prefer to be parasites on the government. Also, corporate tax was quite low ($229 billion) despite individual income tax being in the trillions ($2.2 trillion). Anything I'm missing?
Also, there was an EBT outage in 2013. Here are a couple of new articles if you're interested. The day that the dollar defaults, the Lazies shall walk the Earth.
Source 1 | Source 2 | Source 3 | Source 4 | Source 5

 

[bifftango]

What's with all of the focus on needing to drink caffeine to get a zip? High-octane nicotine pouches will put a spring in your step, and you don't have to drink anything. You'll be spitting in the sink every so often, but spitting is cool.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

Is it tasteless? Can I mix it with water?

I wouldn't use powder for mixing, but buy pills. Get the combo l-theanine (found in tea) & caffeine pills, or just buy both at the same time. I've used pure 200mg caffeine pills before and they were way too aggressive by themselves. L-theanine takes the edge off and gives a much smoother energy curve.

 

[Sneeds]

I did try teamaxing before, you're right. I should try again. I unfortunately had to give away my nice tea pot.

Go to the Serbian flea market or somewhere to buy one

 

[CircuSphere]

Mate is the South American helicopter pilot's beverage of choice. It tastes like a slightly stronger, earthier green tea but it really gets you tweaking for a tea. You will have to piss like a race horse and your poos will be strangely floral but if you need a natural no sugar caffeine fix, it's probably your best bet.

 

[my only throwaway account]

how do i get cns stimulation drugs with no side effects

the only negative side effect is that you'll miss drinking coffee
[for reference, a cup of espresso usually has around 200mg caffeine]
[risk of overdose/death is pegged online at around 3000mg a day so you probably shouldnt take more than 3 a day, and not more than 1 a day if you dont wanna build up a resistance]

 

[TETRABAX]

that's the issue

1. i need caffeine
2. coffee tastes bad, needs milk, but milk has calories
3. soda and monster taste good, no calories, rots your teeth and is probably poison

how do i get cns stimulation drugs with no side effects

Define no side effects, because I have a bridge to sell you if you want