"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

Wodanaz said:
You should have been acknowledged (you are seen) for knowing something that your teachers didn't teach you, and then it (probably) should have been explained to you how this could be used irresponsibly, if that's how they wanted to guide you.
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You would think a nuanced approach to the situation would be warranted but what you are forgetting is that public schools are staffed and administrated primarily by sub 100 IQ retards who don't know how to handle any situation that isn't explicitly spelled out in a policy manual written by even DUMBER retards.
 
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Nonconsentual Pronouns said:
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That pidgin reading was fucking funny, on the other hand though. I wonder how they go about rewording the passages condemning the consumption of shrimp. "Aww Lawd, dey's eetin dem bugs 'n shieeeet. Das fucked up, mhmmmm." Poor Bubba.
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FYI BBC News has a whole section of the site in pidgin.

It's often hilarious, and is another vector of laughing at the British for paying for this nonsense.
 
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MrReeShopper said:
FYI BBC News has a whole section of the site in pidgin.

It's often hilarious, and is another vector of laughing at the British for paying for this nonsense.
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Kek i clicked on that site a couple of times thinking it was the regular site. It's fucking hilarious

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Jotch said:
I will now anger West Virginia by saying that Appalachian is pronounced Appa-lake-in. Or Appa-lay-shin
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Appa-lay-shin isn't an uncommon way to say it there. Appa-latch-in is more common (and correct) but I don't think anyone there would get upset if you pronounced it appa-lay-shin. Half the words they say are mispronounced (Eye-tale-yin for Italian) or made up (sigogglin for askew) or so completely incomprehensible that communication is done more through tone and body language than pronunciation.

There's honestly a good chance they won't know for sure what Appalachian even means: it's a much larger area than they're familiar with. A born and raised West Virginian is probably going to say they're from "the mountains" or "the hills" or "West by God Virginia" or just give you the name of some town with a population of 50 if you include the pet chickens.

Gorton Colu said:
Until Joah, I had never heard anyone from East of the Mississippi and South of the Mason Dixon Line pronounce Appalachian with a sh instead of ch. Also, nothing in the name conveys via analogy nor adjacent sounds that the third a is a diphthong eı.

Must be his Eyetalian-Yankee ancestry.
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Never made this connection before, but that makes sense. WV is mostly Eyetalian-Yankee ancestry: split from Virginia to fight for the North, and there was a lot of Italian immigrants working the mines.
 
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NoIdeaWhatImDoing said:
Kek i clicked on that site a couple of times thinking it was the regular site. It's fucking hilarious
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Technically there's a site to let you translate anything into pidgin


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nickcarkiller said:
harping on josh's comments on the russia interference indictment but not israel's interference
des TINY is a straight up retard, cant believe people listen to this guy

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after a certain amount of time, you just get tired of trying to reason with the goyim, and you start understanding why they are labeled as goyim in the first place
 
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Null said:
they are editorialized content and i literally say in this stream that i have to be careful what i write in them.
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What NOT to expect on April Fools Day:

"DarkSydePhil has admitted to being the WWE gacha addict we knew he was on a recent Asmongold interview, you now have a legal right & moral obligation to kill him, burn his condo down, and rape his cat. Detractors rise up. Today at 9:22 AM"

nickcarkiller said:
des TINY is a straight up retard, cant believe people listen to this guy
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You should see his Factorio layouts, he's terrible
 
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