"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Cardposting has gone even further beyond Super Autism and has achieved Ultra Instinct Schizo
I have no idea what he's talking about. He claims this is prevalent on 8chan and... wizard chan... As best as I can sus out the meaning behind this, Blue Eisenhower November is a magic spell that when cast will isekai you into the 50's as a white, baby boomer baby. How this is racist is because white supremacists/nationalist, on wizard chan remind you, want people to be reincarnated as white children and this will increase the white population of a time that has already passed. He then tells of how this was all discovered like he's reading straight from /x/. He tells of claims that Donald J Trump knows the magic spell and how he will say it at some speech, thus casting it on every listener and forcing them to be born in the 50's as a white baby boomer when they die. Cardposting gives us a healing balm by ensuring us with this ending.

"But of course interesting premise as all this is you really needn't worry about it because this stuff is not real."

No shit, you wonderful autist. This nerd is such a delight. Any schizo who actually believes in this nonsense is going to look at Card's video as favorable propaganda due to the sheer amount of times he says it out loud. We must secure the existence of his videos and a future for our cardposting.

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AS SOON AS I HIT FUCKING POST A SECOND VIDEO HAS HIT YOUTUBE!
This is somehow about anti-Semitism. When evil racist Nazi bullies wanna call out Jews in public they call them "people with shellfish allergies" which is weird because I usually see them call Jews roaches or kikes. This guy is so silly.
 
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An automatic clown said:
I'll never forget walking into the bathroom at work (typical multi stall, couple urinals, few sinks) and seeing ALL of some guys clothes folded neatly on the dirty bathroom floor while he shat. Then I realized we are among animals (he was black, engineer too)
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My friend has a professor that would pee at urinals with his pants and underwear to the floor
 
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MerelyAPlateOfSpaghetti said:
Claim one - "suspicious" remote logins contain no remote workstation name. Microsoft documentation states that's expected as that workstation name is not a required field. If they were logging into the server using a remote support application of some sort, it could proxy through the remote support servers and possibly not provide a workstation name. Very plausible, honestly.

Claim two - "suspicious" remote logins somehow didn't generate a credential validation event. This part comes off a lot more as "trust us, we looked" since they say they checked and every remote login had a corresponding credential validation event logged. They just say it always generates the paired events and they've never found a case where it didn't. It's unclear if they mean in general, or on that particular election log dump. But expert testimony really is just "trust me I'm an expert" in the end.
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Thank you.
The reason I asked wanted Josh to watch it is I was hoping he would know about 4624 logs.
When I first watched the video (for multiple paper types, at 1:21:40 rebuttal was "we only authorized votesecure™ paper"...), this part caught my attention because the witness had a clear increase in vocal stress: more stuttering, higher pitch. I thought there would be some smoking gun, obvious to an expert, like, "workstation name isn't a required field, but every computer on the whitelist for the server to count the votes should (does) provide a workstation name, so this is a smoking gun." but I guess Josh didn't think so.
@Null here's my idea for a women's shirt, it's ham, femham, and kiwi trick-or-treating.
 

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@Null, I will stop highlighting you with Bossman related shit after this for now, but if you are going to talk about the status of Austins felony and you've seen this post, please disregard it as the poster is retarded and didn't even read the article he quotes to proof Austin doesn't have a felony on his record:

Please use this one by @lol cow supreme which summarizes his current status as a felon properly, if you wanted to talk about it: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/austin...7-bossmanjack-irondollah.170347/post-19385078

Don't want any FAKE BOSSMAN NEWS on my MATI :feels:
 
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Sugriva said:
I will not allow the sacred lolcow of the year award to be compromised by mail in vote fraud. STOP THE COUNT.
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3am Bossman ballot drop incoming!
Null said:
I feel like literally nothing has happened since Tuesday. Maybe I should just play stake.us for two hours to commiserate.
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Only if you spice the stream up with some crackarooski.
 
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this part caught my attention because the witness had a clear increase in vocal stress: more stuttering, higher pitch
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Not to say one way or another, but that section of the testimony was a lot more technical than discussing authorized paper, and he knows he has to accurately describe the technical details without being TOO technical, so I can understand that being more stressful in general. Reminds me of customers who want an explanation of something that happened, but they actually really don't care about the technical details - so they can be both pushy and overwhelmed by the information they asked for. Say something a little too technical and they lose the thread entirely and derail. And that's not even in a "defend your company from allegations" kind of situation!
 
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Null said:
I feel like literally nothing has happened since Tuesday. Maybe I should just play stake.us for two hours to commiserate.
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Nigga youre in Serbia, you can actually gamble on the .com where there's more games
 
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Late but finally had time to sit down and finish the last episode. It was nice to hear Josh be in high spirits throughout the thing for a change! Sure brightened my day.

Bit off-topic, but this seems like it'd be fitting for a quick chuckle, timestamped for your convenience. Always amazes me how the things people giggled at as silly jokes in the nineties are praised today as beautiful and brave. What I wouldn't give for a time machine some days.
 
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