"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

Ralph Barnhardt said:
AS SOON AS I HIT FUCKING POST A SECOND VIDEO HAS HIT YOUTUBE!
This is somehow about anti-Semitism. When evil racist Nazi bullies wanna call out Jews in public they call them "people with shellfish allergies" which is weird because I usually see them call Jews roaches or kikes. This guy is so silly.
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this might have just been a nick mullen bit on cum town but every time i think of jews and shellfish i think of a table of jews trying to argue amongst themselves that shrimp are kosher because they are crustaceans and not shellfish and then having an allergic reaction when it gets delivered
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
CARDPOSTING HEARD MY CRIES AND HE HAS REDEEMED FOR ME!
We are Cardstock. We are many, we hate bullies, and we will say "Hello there".
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"it's basically just old hat racism"
while true, the stereotype exists for a reason and definitely didn't just appear out of nowhere. also the millions of people who laughed at the original scam trolling videos probably aren't all 100% alt righter, but hey this is par for the course for "longtime progressive community activists"
 
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please someone let josh know about this and make him show it on stream
 
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RFK Jr. has been exposed as basically being a pedophile:
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idk why people are incapable of discerning between "predator" and "pedo"
RFK is a creep on several points: coomerism, infidelity, desecrating animals, eating dogs in Asia, &c.
@Null those bracelets were called rubber bracelets, and that's possibly why 'bands' didn't land well either as a search or a joke
@Lidl Drip thank you for your service as always :semperfi::semperfidelis:

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I think Chris Chan's "you don't have to ask me twice, but during the stone age..." meant if it was the stone age, Sonichu would have been a caveman and therefore too dumb to understand something you only told him one time.

It's like cow tools where the joke is literally "if cows could make tools they would be poorly crafted because cows are dumb and lack thumbs"

People expect jokes to be either immediately funny or have some kind of deeper meaning that you have to figure out before it becomes funny. So when you hear a joke that it's funny right away, you assume it's the latter type and there's something you have to "get" to make it funny. Sometimes that isn't the case and the person telling the joke is just not funny.
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
Cardposting has gone even further beyond Super Autism and has achieved Ultra Instinct Schizo
I have no idea what he's talking about. He claims this is prevalent on 8chan and... wizard chan... As best as I can sus out the meaning behind this, Blue Eisenhower November is a magic spell that when cast will isekai you into the 50's as a white, baby boomer baby. How this is racist is because white supremacists/nationalist, on wizard chan remind you, want people to be reincarnated as white children and this will increase the white population of a time that has already passed. He then tells of how this was all discovered like he's reading straight from /x/. He tells of claims that Donald J Trump knows the magic spell and how he will say it at some speech, thus casting it on every listener and forcing them to be born in the 50's as a white baby boomer when they die. Cardposting gives us a healing balm by ensuring us with this ending.

"But of course interesting premise as all this is you really needn't worry about it because this stuff is not real."

No shit, you wonderful autist. This nerd is such a delight. Any schizo who actually believes in this nonsense is going to look at Card's video as favorable propaganda due to the sheer amount of times he says it out loud. We must secure the existence of his videos and a future for our cardposting.

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AS SOON AS I HIT FUCKING POST A SECOND VIDEO HAS HIT YOUTUBE!
This is somehow about anti-Semitism. When evil racist Nazi bullies wanna call out Jews in public they call them "people with shellfish allergies" which is weird because I usually see them call Jews roaches or kikes. This guy is so silly.
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im a bit behind in the stream but holy shit. what the fuck is the joke here? I have no fucking clue.
We've seen the chinese magic turn the old guy and the interviewer into lesbian women, so does this mean that ALL people get turned into lesbians, or into same-sex attracted people of the opposite gender, aka the lady would turn into a gay male?
If we go by the opposite gender theory, also referred to as tranny theory from now on, then this implies that the old lady is actually a tranny. I saw someone in chat say the rubber bands joke is that the old lady cut off circulation to her penis as a DIY way to remove your own penis, but that doesn't make sense because she says "keep disappearing to" aka it's an ongoing thing. Tranny theory would still imply that mtfs have some reason to use a lot of rubber bands, even at a very old age (maybe exclusively in old age?).
On the other hand, lesbian theory is all affected by the curse turn into lesbian women, presumably women who are already gay would just turn more gay.
By lesbian theory, this joke implies that (elderly) lesbian women use a lot of rubber bands. My guess is that it has something to do with being in relationship with a man, so only lesbians that are trapped in a relationship with a man would use a lot of rubber bands which would mean that they're in some way used for masturbation.
The rubber bracelet theroy also doesn't make sense because the two other lesbian women depicted don't have them so it's not established in the comic as a "comically obvious lesbian feature" and I doubt that the punchline to the final frame would be as boring and tame as "i wear them on my arms sometimes".

I'm just really confused, I'd really appreciate if someone could help me out here, I'm at my wits' end here.
 
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