"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Dicksmash Turbofist]

I'd give it 2 or 3 streams before Null would be doing nothing but babbling about neighbor cattle and flailing arms, like spinning an imaginary lasso to wrangle the imaginary cattle.

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It's sad to watch somebody lose themself to dementia in their later years.

 

[🔪Cold Steel Brand Rep🔪]

I like the part where he says "rats"

 

[Wodanaz]

So, which one should I be playing? Any recommendations?

honkai is a turn based jrpg and zzz is a real time combat focused DMC type thing. however there is way too much dialogue in these chinky games and you can't easily skip it. it's sort of like how in MMOs you just do the same shit over and over again because that gives the developer time to update.

I don't like mihoyo but I will say, they are one of the most impressively productive modern game studios. It's true that Genshin is made in Unity so it's a bit more streamlined but if you look at the actual update schedule, these chinks must be working 80+ hours every week to stay on track. Really explains why they will take over the world from the lazy negrified muttmericans.

 

[Rei is Shit.]

While the hallway chirp continues to baffle the brightest minds of the talented tenth, Sensai De'Aquan has made a stunning discovery;

 

[Harm]

With all the Styxhexenhammer666 news going on lately, I've been reading up about the Occult and this specific excerpt from a book about recognizing spiritual attacks reminded me immediately of the Glenn Beck ghosts in Dustborn:



NOOOO, THE RUSH LIMBAUGH DREAM GHOSTS ARE ATTACKING ME AGAIN! BURN SOME WHITE SAGE, FAST!

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

NOOOO, THE RUSH LIMBAUGH DREAM GHOSTS ARE ATTACKING ME AGAIN! BURN SOME WHITE SAGE, FAST!

They say the beatific vision is the same for all (because God is One) but that each and every temptation and damnation is individualistic and perfectly tuned for the sinner.

So what the fuck do you have to be doing where Rush Limbaugh as judge of Naked Court is your temptation/torment?

 

[Runch]

I'm sure Null was already going to cover this, but even so:

I am fucking floored that the chirp has grown so powerful that it now manifests spontaneously wherever these people go, to the point of haunting those at the highest political levels in society.

Chirps interrupting Kamala Harris's interview. What in the actual fuck.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/us-politics-general.111266/post-19586806

 

[Null]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/photography.29240/post-19591544

photofags help

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I'm sure Null was already going to cover this, but even so:

I am fucking floored that the chirp has grown so powerful that it now manifests spontaneously wherever these people go, to the point of haunting those at the highest political levels in society.

Chirps interrupting Kamala Harris's interview. What in the actual fuck.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/us-politics-general.111266/post-19586806

Surely, SURELY we just never noticed before and now that we've noticed we see it everywhere. The alternative is that the ~chirp~ is sentient and growing in power.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

The chirp is a manifestation of some powerful, hungry entity.

At least it seems to be having fun.

Even in the heights of 2016 would I never have ever considered that a smoke alarm chirp would become a meme greater than Pepe himself.

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

Please play this track as you read, and I hope you enjoy it, since it spiked my blood pressure just editing it together. This is a completely true story, aside from the exact wording taking place in the phone call.

Spoiler: Spooky Scary Storytime

About this time last year, a mysterious chirp could suddenly be heard from where I stood within my kitchen. Was it coming from upstairs? No, it was still a distant echo as I stood in the hallway after a brisk hike up. Nay, it was now more distant, almost muffled. Rushing back down towards the foyer, racing against the sweet silence parsing the mysterious chirps, I was met with its most crisp and chilling chirp at my front door. The screen door, left to its lonesome apart from its sturdy wooden sibling had been tasked with allowing the passage of crisp and chilling autumn air, not this infernal chirp. Peering straight yonder, what did I see? The empty house across the street also bared a lonely screen door to make passage for the sweet autumn breeze.

'Of course,' I realized in that instant 'the real estate company managing the property hired several hands to gut and remodel that house. Surely their dust proof safety gear worn overtop their clothes, heads and faces is stifling. They must enjoy this cool, delicious air even more than myself. The battery should be replaced routinely this day. The chirp will be gone before dusk.'

Alas, I endured the chirp for many hours through the day, and then through the evening, and then through the night. I saw no workers or signs of their ongoing labors all those hours. Not when I passed to and fro with the laundry. Not when I ventured forth to retrieve the daily correspondence deliveries. Not when I greeted my husband at the door. Not any of the many times I passed by that half naked front door. Never a soul to be seen cross the way, only a mysteriously persisting chirp that followed me to any and every crevice of my home. So haunted by the chirp were we, that the wooden door and all of the windows had to be closed all day and all night, even if only to muffle that horrid chirp.

It was on the third or fourth day of not a thing changing, save for an increase in the frequency of the insipid chirps, that I could tolerate no more of this. I rang up the phone number provided by the real estate company, and was answered by an elderly woman with a kind lilt in her tone.

"Ma'am," I pleaded gently into my phone "could you please make sure that your hired hands bring a nine volt to the unoccupied dwelling at 123 on This Street? The echoing chirp, it follows me all the day and all the night. It is akin to Chinese water torture in my ears, and it cannot be escaped. It's haunting grows harsher each day, for at least three days now."

The real estate secretary knew of which house I spoke, yet began searching current documents with a curious confusion in her voice that was most contagious.

"123 This Street has occupants now, as of four days ago. Their moving truck must not have come yet. I'm sure their nine volts must be stored away among their things."

I stood there in the foyer, rigid and cold. Chirp. I thanked the secretary quietly and ended our call. Chirp. Opening the wooden front door to the cool, crisp October air, I immediately saw the evasive new neighbor struggling out of her sedan. Chirp. A voluminous, dark and hulking thing she was, with an infant and two toddlers in tow. Chirp. It was then that I knew this was going to be an awkward greeting. Chirp. But I really ought to get to baking something to make it less so.

CHIRP.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

lol @Silver Higgs your single reaction was enough to highlight my post

clearly the smoke alarm loves me

 

[Haramburger]

So what the fuck do you have to be doing where Rush Limbaugh as judge of Naked Court is your temptation/torment?

Instead of burning white sage, you should probably burn White Castle slider wrappers. Modern spirits require modern rituals.

Anyways, a woman on tiktok went on a rampage against a local restraunt, tearing down a string of Israeli flags, taking a COURAGEOUS stand against the genocide of the Palestinian people. There is just one small problem...

It was a Greek restraunt and they were Greek flags:

If we're propping up welfare to keep black people from being bored and wrecking shit for no reason, why are her benefits not being withheld for a month at least? We're going to get to a point we're we finally throw up our hands collectively and say "prisons don't work, welfare doesn't work, back to rope I guess."

 

[GenociderSyo]

During the Archie stuff Hollie Dance ran someone off the road trying to kill them while her son then tried to beat him and she has FINALLY been charged for it. Really makes you wonder about why Archie was the way he was.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/hollie...the-purple-wave.124942/page-513#post-19591228

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/holli...y-spread-the-purple-wave.124942/post-19592707

Here is the Essex County Police's Charges against her:

"Hollie Dance, 48, of Alton Gardens, Southend has been summonsed to face charges of GBH with intent, dangerous driving, possession of a weapon for the discharge of a noxious liquid, gas, or electrical incapacitation device or thing."

What happened was she purposely chased this man for quite some time and then rammed her car into his causing him to hit a tree and be seriously injured. Her and her son then proceeded to beat the man until he was seriously injured.

 

[Fields Of Rye]

https://www.reddit.com/r/AmIOverreacting/comments/1g5uvgi/aio_update_on_racist_bf_comments/

https://archive.ph/2KT0y

Reddit segment, literally in minecraft, a woman heard her boyfriend say "Trump is blacker than Kamala", then when told he didn't care, she went to the council of reddit.
Upon being told this was in fact, not very wholesome 100, she proceeded to cite the reddit thread itself as proof that it was racist and she was not overreacting.
Now, upon being called crazy for posting their conversation to reddit over this joke, she has gone to reddit, again, to ask them for the next step.


Reddit is split between dumping him and doxxing him and telling his family.
Careful what you say in minecraft folks

 

[Silver Higgs]

Even in the heights of 2016 would I never have ever considered that a smoke alarm chirp would become a meme greater than Pepe himself.

This sounded like you were talking about some great deity like a God from a pantheon that transcends time and space, and this "Pepe", he is at the top of the pantheon and being Greater than him is unimaginable akin to heresy.

clearly the smoke alarm loves me

Your post being highlighted might be a sign lol.

 

[JustSomeDong]

https://www.reddit.com/r/AmIOverreacting/comments/1g5uvgi/aio_update_on_racist_bf_comments/

https://archive.ph/2KT0y

Reddit segment, literally in minecraft, a woman heard her boyfriend say "Trump is blacker than Kamala", then when told he didn't care, she went to the council of reddit.
Upon being told this was in fact, not very wholesome 100, she proceeded to cite the reddit thread itself as proof that it was racist and she was not overreacting.
Now, upon being called crazy for posting their conversation to reddit over this joke, she has gone to reddit, again, to ask them for the next step.

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Reddit is split between dumping him and doxxing him and telling his family.
Careful what you say in minecraft folks

Relationships via consensus filter. #JustRedditThings

 

[Lidl Drip]

If you remember my last post about single men and gay men buying babies through surrogacy, I would just like to report that there are more and more people speaking out about this, mostly feminists and also some conservatives (although unfortunately a lot of conservatives support "conservative" gay men buying babies like Dave Rubin).


Article

And Italy has actually banned AND criminalized surrogacy completely now.



Hope to see more countries join in on this and stop the human trafficking of babies or at least start implementing some kind of safety guidelines like background checks. Right now if you are a pedophile sex trafficker there is nothing stopping you from buying a baby from Mexico to abuse from birth, unlike with adoption there are no requirements except you have to pay. It's nightmarish.

 

[Cronchyapple]

I cannot say how I know this information nor how I received it. There is a website called pyrratech.com (Pyrra Technologies) that monitors many “alt-social media platforms” and KF happens to be one of them.
As of 2023 they currently monitor these websites:

Spoiler: Website list

BitChute
Youtube
8kun
Disqus
Kiwifarms
Parler
Gab
Mastodon
Incels.is
Reddit
(some sort of q anon website)
Minds (?)
Flote
Poal
Truth social
4chan
Telegram
Gettr
Patriots.win

Photo evidence:


I am aware that multiple US NGOs and government officials use this AI service to monitor your website.

You can contact them via their email:
Admin@pyrratech.com
Or you can contact their sales team
sales@pyrratech.com
More info:

https://www.pyrratech.com/

https://www.linkedin.com/company/pyrra-tech

Edit:
The company provides past reports using their AI software such as “Doritos in Crisis: Anti-Woke/Boycott Campaign”

“Alt Social Lambasts Electric Vehicles”

“Alt-Social Primer/“Taking Stock of the Ecosystem””

“The Real Cost of Disinformation”

Second edit because I’m an idiot:

Someone already talked about pyrra a while back.

 

[Pelican Bones]

I'm too lazy to append the clip from last stream (octobre 15,2024) but at the point where jomshua Null was starting to talk about AsmonGold he said that he had 'no A-word' towards him and couldn't figure out the word, and then said that the word he was looking for started with 'A' and meant 'understanding' but I believe this was inaccurate and confusing to the chat because I believe he meant animosity as having no animosity towards someone would mean having an understanding or atleast not knowing enough about them to dislike them.

He might have meant he has antipathy towards asmon.

Anyway, I absolutely hate the dustborn game but cannot stop watching dear leader have a schizophrenic meltdown over not understanding the +/- relationship system.

breddy gud