"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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community member said:
>If you laugh at your own jokes it's probably not that funny
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To be fair, you have to have an extremely high IQ to be able to say things to yourself that also surprise yourself into laughter and upend your own expectations. Either that or Disassociative Identity Disorder.
 
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When CBS finally gets around to making a young Joshua Moon show, in the vein of Everybody Hates Chris or The Goldbergs, it will be titled New Moon and the titular character will be race-swapped to Native American to reflect the implied mysticism. Also, in a further attempt to lean into the title, the premise of the show will be a move for the Moon clan from Florida to California - a new setting and the beginning of a new chapter in their lives.

In an early episode (I think episode eight) the young Joshua, who has become a target of mockery among his fellow boy scouts, on account of his autistic tendency towards carrying a full string of naval fleet-signalling flags around with him at all times, will become a hero when he is able to use the aforementioned flags to communicate with an off-shore US aircraft carrier and coordinate an airstrike on some sexually predatory scout leaders. The title of the episode will be 'Danger Close' or possibly 'Stranger Danger Close'. In the closing monologue, an older and wiser Joshua Moon, reminiscing off-camera from a high security prison cell that was once occupied by Ted Kaczynski, will recall: "...And that, Marion {I hope there will be ongoing online speculation regarding who or what Marion is] is how I started one of the largest wild fires in the history of California. But as I learned from working at Howburger, and a few years later when Summer Friedman dropped a s'more in my lap, sometimes wieners get burned."
 
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I just got made aware of this while looking something up I saw yesterday.
Ever wanted to see Chris Boores reviewing skibidi toilet merch while having a manic episode?
Despite it happening like over a week ago it's something else let me tell you.
 
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