"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Crispy Jakes]

My state has a pirate party. I looked into it and found out they have a discord, I joined and it was actually like 30 trannies from the urban part of my state who use the party as an excuse to hang out and probably do degen tranny things. They hadn't engaged in even a tiny bit of politics. It was incredibly retarded. I think european pirate parties are better.

European Pirate Parties are unfortunately the same. The founding Swedish party is the worst of the lot, read the "Controversies" section of Rick Falkvinge's Wikipedia page...

The Pirate Parties that sprung up in other nations were all co-opted by trannies and became a dumping ground for degens that were too insufferable for even the Green movement.

 

[Lidl Drip]

European Pirate Parties are unfortunately the same. The founding Swedish party is the worst of the lot, read the "Controversies" section of Rick Falkvinge's Wikipedia page...

The Pirate Parties that sprung up in other nations were all co-opted by trannies and became a dumping ground for degens that were too insufferable for even the Green movement.

They got a lot of support in several different European countries but when it came to actually doing politics they had zero experience and zero organization so it all fell apart really quickly.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Augie and his friend Connor talk about Null in the context of laughing at Bowblax trooning out. Connor and Augie claim Null has a personal "all-time" hitlist against people he doesn't like

 

[GeorgeHWBush]

I like coffee with milk/creamer ok but I’ve conditioned myself to drink it black and I actually enjoy it more. If I have milk it’s with an espresso or when I get a sugary latte. The last time I had an espresso I asked for no milk and it wasn’t terrible but definitely strong. I’ve heard the milk is supposed to bring out the coffee flavor but I really can’t tell, I feel like the coffee alone gives me a clear idea if it’s good or not. The Turkish coffee from a local Mediterranean restaurant near me is so damn good, probably my favorite style of coffee.

 

[Wodanaz]

"I was drinking 2-6 liters of diet soda every day since I was 11 years old"

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

And the replies are as retarded as you expected

I always laugh when some retard describes the Farms as a "hive of scum and villainy. Where only super evil cyber criminal terrorists post at", meanwhile, I'm sitting here reading threads of people sperging about coffee, and looking at pictures of cute animals

 

[Null]

Augie and his friend Connor talk about Null in the context of laughing at Bowblax trooning out. Connor and Augie claim Null has a personal "all-time" hitlist against people he doesn't like

It's kind of true. I think it might be his name. One of the dumbest usernames ever conceived in a human brain.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

It's kind of true. I think it might be his name. One of the dumbest usernames ever conceived in a human brain.

One of my favorite parts is how they indirectly called you a transphobe and since “you’re the owner of kiwifarms, it’s like telling a KKK member that niggers are actually based

im paraphrasing but its what i took from the clip

 

[Yours Truly 2095]

I always laugh when some retard describes the Farms as a "hive of scum and villainy. Where only super evil cyber criminal terrorists post at", meanwhile, I'm sitting here reading threads of people sperging about coffee, and looking at pictures of cute animals

I can't help but view coffee sperging in the same light as weed addicts sperging about their "strain" or whatever. Why are you making bean water so complicated and pretentious.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Augie and his friend Connor talk about Null in the context of laughing at Bowblax trooning out. Connor and Augie claim Null has a personal "all-time" hitlist against people he doesn't like
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Null updating his list

 

[des Pudels Kern]

I can't help but view coffee sperging in the same light as weed addicts sperging about their "strain" or whatever. Why are you making bean water so complicated and pretentious.

Absolutely. Back in like 2013/14 when my peers started getting into "dabs" I was taken aback by the pomp and ritual of it. It's more complicated than a junkie and his "gear". At least they would get high in a relatively short amount of time, but the hash oil guys took forever to get all of their shit set up. It's weird is what I'm trying to say like froofy coffee drinks you order at a coffee shop.

 

[GeorgeHWBush]

I can't help but view coffee sperging in the same light as weed addicts sperging about their "strain" or whatever. Why are you making bean water so complicated and pretentious.

Coffee snobs are kinda retarded, usually any coffee is just fine as long as you don’t burn it or make it incorrectly.

 

[Optantrix]

I can't help but view coffee sperging in the same light as weed addicts sperging about their "strain" or whatever. Why are you making bean water so complicated and pretentious.

I think some people just like getting into the ritual of it, it's like having a 12-step skincare routine at night where the ritual itself is soothing over any effectiveness to using that many products. I tried to get into Chemex pourovers and all that but it's just too much for me to do when my mornings are already busy.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Absolutely. Back in like 2013/14 when my peers started getting into "dabs" I was taken aback by the pomp and ritual of it. It's more complicated than a junkie and his "gear". At least they would get high in a relatively short amount of time, but the hash oil guys took forever to get all of their shit set up. It's weird is what I'm trying to say like froofy coffee drinks you order at a coffee shop.

I think it's just like any hobby where you're gonna get a certain subset of people that reaaally into it. Maybe even enough to combine hobbies, like this Brew watch that specifically has markings on it to time making an espresso shot.



Watch guys are a group I don't really get. They spend thousands of dollars on movements that can't keep time better than a Swatch, and then most of time they've got so many they never pay to actually maintain them. I've got one nice Grand Seiko quartz watch cause it looks nice and more importantly tells me what fuckin time it is correctly. But quartz isn't any good for em cause it has "no soul".

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Absolutely. Back in like 2013/14 when my peers started getting into "dabs" I was taken aback by the pomp and ritual of it. It's more complicated than a junkie and his "gear". At least they would get high in a relatively short amount of time, but the hash oil guys took forever to get all of their shit set up. It's weird is what I'm trying to say like froofy coffee drinks you order at a coffee shop.

this is a funny story i like to tell people who smoke weed but i think it’s funny

years ago, i was poor and decided to live in a low socioeconomic neighborhood. it was a new area where i didn’t have access to weed at the time until i met a fellow drug dealer. after we developed a relationship (not the faggot kind), i asked if he knew where to get dabs and he looked at me like i had no idea what i was talking about

i started naming some of the common slangs until he says “oh nobody smokes that down here” and asked me what it was. now coming from a place where i knew people that knew where to procure such an item, i didn’t realize how fucking retarded explaining the process of smoking dabs to someone that has never explained what dabs are to someone (i.e niggers)

 

[Miller]

I will no longer stream on Odysee. Odysee's performance is so poor that I cannot justify it. There is an ongoing issue where I cannot easily unlock LBRY tokens to reserve new videos with, and aside from the UI just being difficult to navigate for this purpose, it flat out crashes the tab when I try to do anything. It had a small-but-dedicated group of users on it so I'm sorry.

Well, I guess I'll watch on Kick or catch the VOD on VK.
It was fun to watch and shitpost in the Odysee chyat. I wish more platforms would allow people to post pictures in the chat.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

I think the answer to your coffee problem might be to have what you're having now, but black and use a zero cal flavoured syrup.
I know that you aren't keen on the artificial sweetener side of things, but the amount you would be using is small - about a teaspoon. It's the same sweetener used in Monster Zero, sucralose.

You can get tons of different flavours. I liked the caramel and hazelnut ones best. Jordan's Skinny Mixes were the best from my extensive experimentation., they weren't artificial tasting.

I used zero cal syrups as a bridge between taking sugar in my coffee and having it black. I just lessened the amount I used over time.

 

[Dicksmash Turbofist]

"All White people should be deported"
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"Why I would not marry or have sex with black women" (actually a pretty based take)
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You can smell him through the fucking screen.

 

[Null]

Is there a way to perma-link to whichever livestream is going on on Rumble? There was a URL hack with YouTube I could use.

 

[waffle]

the hash oil guys took forever to get all of their shit set up. It's weird is what I'm trying to say like froofy coffee drinks you order at a coffee shop.

What are they doing? The times I've done it you just smear the dab on the "nail" in the bong, hit it with the torch, and go.