"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[stares at error messages]

Most high IQ countries Gerrymander their results by only testing smart people and then represent that the values for people tested are proportional across the whole population. India does seem to be a dumber country regardless of IQ.

 

[Myzsterious Mizster Jones]

Kiwi Prime Minister Christopher Luxon (the short penis-shaped man in the picture below) posted a normal Christmas photo with his family. Presumably his police detail (the guy fucking his wife) took the photo.

https://x.com/chrisluxonmp/status/1871454715239874696?mx=2

https://archive.today/8iTeQ

 

[mrfresh]

Fire related Song recommendation

I burn-toadies

 

[JustSomeDong]

There's always Bloodhound Gang, too. Bit of a throwback, I know.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

not sure if this one was ever suggested/on mati before, but it's pretty funny.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

not sure if this one was ever suggested/on mati before, but it's pretty funny.

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God is blasting this rn as he decides where the next fire is gonna start at.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

https://www.pacermonitor.com/public/case/56439276/Wasserberg_v_Legal_Support_YouTube,_Google_LLC

It’s real

 

[CallmeCicada]

https://www.pacermonitor.com/public/case/56439276/Wasserberg_v_Legal_Support_YouTube,_Google_LLC

It’s real

Holy shit, this fucking retard. Him trying to outright blackmail/threaten Null on his profile was funny, but this is just fucking gay.

 

[Wodanaz]

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

My contribution to fire related songs

 

[Patrick Not-Star]

Wonder what this guy's username is on here...
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BASED!

You gotta love the response of that newswoman

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Holy shit, this fucking retard. Him trying to outright blackmail/threaten Null on his profile was funny, but this is just fucking gay.

That’s Tom for you

 

[Dartos Cremaster]

Looked up these things after the caffeine discussion because I see them everywhere. How the hell is 200mg of caffeine “non-habit forming”?

 

[ElHijodeDeficienciaCogni]

not sure if this one was ever suggested/on mati before, but it's pretty funny.

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Ayyy I made that webm years and years ago on 8ch. Also yeah, Josh has played the song and talked about it before.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Looked up these things after the caffeine discussion because I see them everywhere. How the hell is 200mg of caffeine “non-habit forming”?

You don't understand. Coffee is habitual AND addictive. Caffeine pills are just addictive.

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

Looked up these things after the caffeine discussion because I see them everywhere. How the hell is 200mg of caffeine “non-habit forming”?

Caffeine doesn't cause a chemical dependency. Getting a headache if you quit caffeine isn't a chemical dependency.

 

[TETRABAX]

All these motherfuckers throwing around lawsuits every day and I cant get the ATF to tickle my ball sack and approve all my sbr's and cans

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

ss13 creator Exadv1 is a diaperfur (CH thread crosspost)

 

[Adolf Hulkler]

I just listened to this :

After hearing josh laugh about the "stop hating tommy c pills" i just had to make this

 

[MongolianMongoose]

Remember when Karl Jobst almost ejaculated on stream after getting the greatest speedrun world record ever, Goldeneye Dam Agent in 52 seconds?
A new trick was discovered that made his record one of the easiest.

Summary: Speedrunners save 0.5 seconds by enabling the widescreen cinema aspect ratio. This triggers a guard to open a gate earlier.
Since this trick's discovery more than 20 runners have easily tied Karl Jobst's greatest achievement, including Narcissa Wright (no reaction recorded).

This would be a great follow up to one of the funniest segments in MATI history, Null's brutal reaction to Jobst's record. Starts at 1:24:50.

https://rumble.com/v4hr1fi-2021-mad-at-the-internet-january-1st-2021.html?start=5091