"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[donjulio]

Null is gonna...gonna fuck a dude doood....

The bmj brain worm parasite has taken hold. We’ve just seen the first symptoms.

It begins.

 

[evilsponge]

Shutup pussies, 5 pack for unthread ban

 

[I'm a Silly]

​

I did fuck a dood once, okay? It was an accident, completely unintentional. It could have happened to anybody.​

 

[analrapist]

The bmj brain worm parasite has taken hold. We’ve just seen the first symptoms.

who's got the ivermectin

 

[GreenTips]

It's rough on kiwifarms for Tony Chachere bros.

Unless you live where they don't distribute Slap Ya Mama, stop putting that fake Cajun seasoning on your food.

 

[dvorak]

Null is gonna...gonna fuck a dude doood....

The bmj brain worm parasite has taken hold. We’ve just seen the first symptoms.

It begins.

Enjoy fuck a dude prison, stalker child.

 

[bookers]

No, it's been a full year since I last had any alcohol at this point. If there's a special occasion maybe I will. I think I actually stream on July 4th, which is the 250th anniversary of the US, so maybe I'll get Trump wine or Old Bay or something.

Good for you.
People kicking booze seems to be a popular trend recently and I'm happy about it.
It's toxic, ruins your body and also kills braincells.
Boozing is the same as doing any other drugs (it's not good).
Happy people are finally waking up to that.

unrelated but lol

i dont keep with lolcowlive but i guess cobra was also on it?

 

[Null]

I made no deliberate effort not to drink, I just don't.

 

[Troonos]

Good for you.
People kicking booze seems to be a popular trend recently and I'm happy about it.
It's toxic, ruins your body and also kills braincells.
Boozing is the same as doing any other drugs (it's not good).
Happy people are finally waking up to that.

unrelated but lol
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i dont keep with lolcowlive but i guess cobra was also on it?
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After I finish my current supply (which will take forever because I'm a lightweight and my entire pantry is full of beer and wine), I'll probably be done. I just don't see the point anymore.

 

[demicolon]

Josh, I understand your anger about Trump and his dingleberries saving Andrew Tate's ass from Romanian prison. See, there's this guy named Austin Peterson who, like Tate, is a waste of skin who finally got served his just desserts and I was sooo happy that I'd never have to listen on MATI about that childish wigger crackhead retard embodiment of the Groundhog Day Loop ever again or suffer his stupid voice or look at his ferret face until

FUCKING TRUMP​

pardoned him, because that's just what Trump does, I guess? Pardon unrepentant criminals like the Jan 6 rioters?

 

[Oliver Onions]

if you call me a liar again i'll fuck you

(sexually)

After I finish my current supply (which will take forever because I'm a lightweight and my entire pantry is full of beer and wine)

Be careful with the beer. I used to buy cheap slabs of out-of-date beer from a guy who ran a dodgy shop, it never made me sick but I could shit through the eye of a needle for the next few days.

 

[OwO What's This?]

poppin in to drop a HOT TAKE

josh is basicalyl a vtuber now except the hamster isn't animated (YET!!!)

 

[Troonos]

(sexually)

Be careful with the beer. I used to buy cheap slabs of out-of-date beer from a guy who ran a dodgy shop, it never made me sick but I could shit through the eye of a needle for the next few days.

Most beer is shelf-stable aside from hops content which will take on a vegetal flavor in a few months, and most of my alcohol hoard is >10% ABV, so spoilage isn't even a thought. Not sure why you'd have the runs from old beer. I bought a bunch of 1990s beer that had been sitting in a cellar for all these years, and aside from some oxidation off-taste, it was perfectly fine.

 

[Oxyjen]

Most beer is shelf-stable aside from hops content which will take on a vegetal flavor in a few months, and most of my alcohol hoard is >10% ABV, so spoilage isn't even a thought. Not sure why you'd have the runs from old beer.

Probably mouse shit in the top of the cans. Always wash the top of the cans.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Not sure why you'd have the runs from old beer.

Maybe it was because I was drinking it every day, then.

Probably mouse shit in the top of the cans. Always wash the top of the cans.

Or this, although it happened with the really cheap cider I used to buy as well.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

Anyone ever hear of Raw Time with Tinarina? This video was suggested to me by the youtube algo

and now I'm seeing stuff about her pop up everywhere.

I think it's kinda intriguing that she did this show at the turn of the millennium in Austin Texas and 10 years or so later Ghost does TCR and gets people to troll him kinda the same. I really don't think there's anymore connection than that but I like to think that Tiffy hung up on people so Ghost could shake his cans. This is all new to me and I thought some in this thread might find it interesting if for no other reason than as a distraction from the usual sperging.

The poor quailty reminded me of my first cow, the angry preacher (Jonathan Bell) whose car might have been towed by Satanists. Public TV was a goldmine.

Good times.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Holy shit. I did not believe it but it is true. I was made aware that the full interview of that IRS faggot was put on youtube. For 20 minutes, every single minute, around the 45-55 second mark, two ceiling birds chirp.

That fucking IRS temp from Houston who was upsetti spaghetti that he was shit canned from the IRS lives like this and KHOU 11's Michelle Choi sat and stewed in it. It is unreal. Not a single person stepped up and said anything about the constant and distracting noise or even offered a brother a nine volt.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

(sexually)

Be careful with the beer. I used to buy cheap slabs of out-of-date beer from a guy who ran a dodgy shop, it never made me sick but I could shit through the eye of a needle for the next few days.

I'm fairly certain that dysentery is deadly in the wrong circumstances and that beer DID in fact make you sick.

Holy shit. I did not believe it but it is true. I was made aware that the full interview of that IRS faggot was put on youtube. For 20 minutes, every single minute, around the 45-55 second mark, two ceiling birds chirp.

That fucking IRS temp from Houston who was upsetti spaghetti that he was shit canned from the IRS lives like this and KHOU 11's Michelle Choi sat and stewed in it. It is unreal. Not a single person stepped up and said anything about the constant and distracting noise or even offered a brother a nine volt.

Okay, nigs gonna nig, but what was the excuse of the people conducting the interview!? Did they decide it just wasn't worth the effort to swap out the batteries and figure no one would notice anyways?

 

[名無し]

what was the excuse of the people conducting the interview

The average H-tonian watching this probably wouldn't notice the chirp either.

 

[Oxyjen]

, but what was the excuse of the people conducting the interview!? Did they decide it just wasn't worth the effort to swap out the batteries and figure no one would notice anyways?

they didn’t want to be racist.