"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Burekbossman]

Smoked oysters on their own are kinda rich, so if you don't eat them with something else you can feel sick. Try them with steamed broccoli, soy sause, and a squirt of ketchup. Basically beef and broccoli flavor.

 

[Pure Autism]

The tunnel troon segment was such a callback. How long have they been at it? It might be subjective but I feel we first heard of it ages ago.

 

[prollyanotherlurker]

What?




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Listening through the rest of the stream. The hubris of the oyster enjoyer, as he joyfully describes, how he feels better than usual. Having eaten his can of oysters before the stream.

Only to be struck down, or hoisted by his own petard, rather. While felting Ethan Oliver Ralph, for having sex with his baby Mama's mama, and potentially having AIDS. Tragic. But such is life.

 

[ChumChumbler]

Re: The Blue cheese rap song. It's not totally meaningless. "Addicted to blue cheese," he's saying he's addicted to $100 bills.
Money = Cheddar (Chedda) = Cheese. New $100 bills are blue, so "blue cheese."

 

[bookers]

The tunnel troon segment was such a callback. How long have they been at it? It might be subjective but I feel we first heard of it ages ago.

it's got to be at least a year. and they were in a permitting fight with the city but apparently the city said it was fine.
good for them i guess.

On another note - Nick Sortor, one of the recent swatting victims said he got a visit from the FBI to talk to him about it.


fbi director pajeet man said this earlier this morning so i guess he's following through
or maybe it's all smoke in mirrors idk.
i really hope swat fags get arrested and put in guantanamo bay tbh

 

[Sugriva]

We have entered the bulimic Josh arc

 

[ChumChumbler]

We have entered the bulimic Josh arc

Eugenia Cooney crossover when?

 

[Optantrix]

Holy shit and the Bex stuff is dark. Lolcows having babies is lovecraftian stuff. Stuff none of us should know.

To make you even more MATI, if she was taking that baby to the doctor they would have prescribed a helmet to help shape the head properly and from all appearances she either couldn't be bothered to have the child wear it, isn't taking her child to her follow up visits, or found a doctor who just doesn't care.

As far as I've been made aware the babies skulls are very malleable because they aren't fully closed yet, there's multiple sutures that don't fully close until their first birthdays which is why babies have soft spots. This malleability allows them pass through the birth canal and provide them a head squeeze in the process which is supposed to aid in development which is one of the reasons vaginal births are preferred over c-sections.
This makes this even more depressing since I'm not sure how much they would be able to treat without invasive intervention since the flat skull at this point her sutures have probably sealed.

 

[Belgians in the Congo]

Edit: On closer inspection, it's likely that this is a fake prop/airsoft gun. Legally, it's still a direct threat to murder if the weapon looks real enough and the perpetrator intentionally brandishes it as a method of intimidation.

It 100% was.

I didn't bother to look at the Xitter post, from this very shitty screenshot, vague shape (no hammer and bottom knob was a huge giveaway) and knowing it's a tranny and likely on some faggot shitlib city I was able to deduct that it is in fact NOT a real gun and Null whilst hilariously wrong about calling t a deagle was equally hilariously right in calling it a .50 cal.


It's the Umarex T4E HDR .50 cal RUBBER BALL CO2 revolver, this EU designed piece of shit wouldn't have even knocked out the Asian preacher, still would've allowed him to draw and put down the troon.

 

[I'm a Silly]

Listening through the rest of the stream. The hubris of the oyster enjoyer, as he joyfully describes, how he feels better than usual. Having eaten his can of oysters before the stream.

Only to be struck down, or hoisted by his own petard, rather. While felting Ethan Oliver Ralph, for having sex with his baby Mama's mama, and potentially having AIDS. Tragic. But such is life.

Thank you for your reply; it makes perfect sense. I still don't understand "octo get." Was it a typo?

 

[nickcarkiller]

IDK how this shit showed up on my youtube recomended vids but some black man made a schizo vid about josh
fire alarm chirp detected at 1:25 seconds
Edit: browsing his channel and for some reason he made so much schizo vids randomly with josh's name in them
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https://www.youtube.com/@dragonoffire9060/videos

https://archive.is/wip/i5oTe

the guy is a gooner, the fire alarm chirp caught me off guard and almost made do a spit take all over my monitor

 

[mrfresh]

Aquire and consume canned smoked oysters.

I'm pretty sure they sell them at Walmart.

Also here's canned fish thread https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-deenz-pill.68426/

i did fucking vomit, i literally ran out my chair out my back door and threw up over the railing. super fucking violently too.

 

[Sneeds]

When Josh talked about the “Hon” tranny, what does “Hon” mean?

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

I mean, as a Dwarf appreciator I understand the raw appeal of watching Tunnel “””””Girl””””” just dig a big fucking hole.
I mean like let’s be honest here I understand we yearn for the mines.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

Josh sounded so much more energetic and happier when he was talking about Andrew Dobson and early lore regarding him on March 7th’s stream. The song he played was also comfy as fuck and genuinely put me in a better mood than I was before.
If there could be a stream of just him talking about early lore like that for as long as possible then it would probably be in the list for the top 3 best MATI streams of all time.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Josh sounded so much more energetic and happier when he was talking about Andrew Dobson and early lore regarding him on March 7th’s stream. The song he played was also comfy as fuck and genuinely put me in a better mood than I was before.
If there could be a stream of just him talking about early lore like that for as long as possible then it would probably be in the list for the top 3 best MATI streams of all time.

Bro, we need a classic old school lolcow person stream.
I’m talking an old school retard, JustinRPG type deals just the classic lolcow.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

Bro, we need a classic old school lolcow person stream.
I’m talking an old school retard, JustinRPG type deals just the classic lolcow.

Good idea, but my suggestion is just Josh being allowed to ramble about old Internet shit for hours. His brain is just completely comprised of the entire histories of certain websites/people/communities.

 

[Pelican Bones]

Imagine a Floridian not being able to handle seafood. Shameful display.

 

[Karen Horney]

Total Victory

The purple background was nice, it worked well with the various superchat colors.

 

[DavidS877]

I LOLed at Josh introducing the Greer segment with "I have to be completely straight faced about this" I don't know if it was intentional but it was fucking funny.