"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[DavidS877]

I'm of two minds on these giant streams. Last weekend it was great since I had content enough for 1/4 of my drive home before I went back to the 2019 MATI archives. Today I want to go for a walk, but I had to wait for it to finish so I can download it since there's no cell coverage on the trail I walk on.

 

[Lidl Drip]

So I put in all this work because I was CONFIDENT null would be screeching about the fucking tree pollen being due to literal incel pines and instead like every lolcow ever randomly showed up and trooned out or called themselves retarded or got caught writing lesbian snuff porn.

I will be committing Seppaku as promised, not out of any commitment to the truth but because I put this much work into something that ended up being a fucking Drip post. I cannot believe catfish gave their lives in the rendering of this disgrace.

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Literally me

 

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[clipartfan92]

Mad at the Internet 2025-04-04 (kick):
https://files.catbox.moe/4p02on.mp3 (archive.org)

 

[Slav Power]

I got this in my feed but is this Count Dankula?

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Definitely not him, he's too intelligible to be Scottish.

He does sound a lot like Simon from Yogscast though.

 

[The President of Nintendo]

@Null you have a few ride or die niggas on X lol

 

[nickcarkiller]

british people suffering

 

[Not Really Here]

Source
Brains like dope. Dope happens when pain. Brain make more pain, brain get dope.

A generalization of course, but it remains.

 

[Dicksmash Turbofist]

Here's an excellent American patriotic song, "Battle Hymn of the Republic," to go along with the anthem played on stream.

Edit: it is not the national march, that is "Stars and Stripes Forever."

 

[gampboonerisms]

Stream requests
Poojeeta's toilet quest, musical, 3 minutes
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KingCobraJFS Val Kilmer tribute, 1 minute
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shes got more rythym than my exroommate who couldnt keep time to 4/4 song.

My grandma liked twilight princess so it's definitely the best. I should find a way to play it

Step one> find right emulator
>step 2 find rom/iso
^step III ???
step √ profit

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Here's an excellent American patriotic song, "Battle Hymn of the Republic," to go along with the anthem played on stream.

Edit: it is not the national march, that is "Stars and Stripes Forever."

Bro, at least post the real version. Don't Josh our foreign brothers like that.

 

[Not Really Here]

I will now powerlevel my generation: The only correct patriotic song, was written by Lee Greenwood.

 

[RotPockets]

@Null this is good recipe for anchovy enjoyers. Not sure if it’s good for a diet. Here are three recipes of the same dish.

Spaghetti Puttanesca

Authentic Italian Pasta Puttanesca

Easy Pasta Puttanesca Recipe

 

[Morrowind: GOTY Edition]

I don't know where I could even post this, but thought it was funny enough to share.

A YouTuber went to North Sentinel Island last week, and tried contacting the local tribes. Nobody was there when he landed, so he tried blowing a whistle for a bit to attract someone. When no one showed up, he left them some coconuts and diet coke.

https://archive.ph/N8Cfe

 

[CircuSphere]

So the thing with the LEDs is a lot of these people are cheap AF and don't get new lenses/housings, and don't calibrate them when they are done. They just put the LEDs and ballasts in and the light scatters everywhere but the road surface (LED bulbs don't emit from the top). My old ass car absolutely needs them (stock lights are like candles) but it's low AF (and everyone else rides in crossovers and shit), I bought proper housings (not deleting the retinas of oncoming traffic), I calibrated them and I make a point to hang back and not to blind people on all but the hilliest roads. The highs BTW are fucking lethal, it's like daylight, the deer don't freeze they disintegrate.... I'm quick on the toggle though and if I'm using them it's a country road where they are necessary.

 

[Not Really Here]

I remember watching that episode of Boston Legal as it aired on ABC, Denny was arrested when, the arrest report was read it included a long list of weapons including 'a device which would emit flame when the subject farted.

Shatner played a Bush Republican bigshot lawyer trending to dementia, against Spader's younger 2000's libshit, usually ending each episode with Shatner & Spader smoking cigars over friendly drinks, and conversation. During one of those scenes in the last season, they calmly discuss the cancelation of the show as people just being uninterested in a show with "mature" actors.

 

[Haramburger]

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Brains like dope. Dope happens when pain. Brain make more pain, brain get dope.

A generalization of course, but it remains.

This is the hidden logic behind spicy peppers/hot sauce, trigger the pain response to get dopamine, without actually doing real damage to the body. Find the right heat level, natural repeatable high.

So the thing with the LEDs is a lot of these people are cheap AF and don't get new lenses/housings, and don't calibrate them when they are done. They just put the LEDs and ballasts in and the light scatters everywhere but the road surface (LED bulbs don't emit from the top). My old ass car absolutely needs them (stock lights are like candles) but it's low AF (and everyone else rides in crossovers and shit), I bought proper housings (not deleting the retinas of oncoming traffic), I calibrated them and I make a point to hang back and not to blind people on all but the hilliest roads. The highs BTW are fucking lethal, it's like daylight, the deer don't freeze they disintegrate.... I'm quick on the toggle though and if I'm using them it's a country road where they are necessary.

The hidden cost of LED headlights is that if you live in snowy areas, the LEDs do not run as hot as a traditional headlight bulb, and therefore do not melt snow if it's coming down heavy enough to pile up in front of your lamp. Depends on if your headlights are recessed, bumper style, general cut of the car, etc. but it's a huge problem for some people.

 

[Fields Of Rye]

Alright, I've redeemed myself by making something 10x worse. Shoutout to the obese fuck who was our nude model like 5 times for some reason. Kill me.

Spoiler: Grummz, Culture Destroyer.

 

[DavidS877]

I think Josh should go with a duster for his coat. Probably can't hide his 50 BMG but should be able to conceal some smaller weapons.

 

[CircuSphere]

This is the hidden logic behind spicy peppers/hot sauce, trigger the pain response to get dopamine, without actually doing real damage to the body. Find the right heat level, natural repeatable high.


The hidden cost of LED headlights is that if you live in snowy areas, the LEDs do not run as hot as a traditional headlight bulb, and therefore do not melt snow if it's coming down heavy enough to pile up in front of your lamp. Depends on if your headlights are recessed, bumper style, general cut of the car, etc. but it's a huge problem for some people.

Yeah I could see that being a problem... In my case I would have had to have made a serious mistake to find myself in snow and I would be worried about my summer tires first