"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[DavidS877]

Neither does your dentist.

He's allegedly in the south, no one expects teeth there.

 

[The Repeated Meme]

i see no downsides to doing meth

Wait until you discover crack.

 

[Troonos]

I feel like someone needs to step up and make a post every MATI episode listing all the words Null doesn't know how to pronounce. Maybe I'll do it.

 

[Dylon Stevens]

Hey Null, how would you feel if Ethan Klein blamed Kiwi Farms for calling CPS to his house? He doesn't have any evidence, but he just knows Kiwi farms should be held responsible. Isn't that what Ethan Klein is doing to the reddit community criticizing him?

There are two very valid theories of how Ethan got CPS in his house on his own.
Firstly, someone who's a mandated reporter could have watched the clip where he says his kids got giardia from eating dog poop.
Secondly, because giardia is on a disease prevention protocol, a healthcare worker who's trained to report it to a public health department could have made a call over the same clip of Ethan saying his kids got giardia, and some fat lady in the government just rolled her eyes and called CPS because that was the best tool available.
There's zero evidence someone called CPS on Ethan Klein maliciously, and he used it for over a month against everybody who criticizes him.

Also, how do you feel about malicious litigants? How would you feel if Ethan Klein threatened to sue a friend of yours over a fucking youtube thumbnail? Not only did Ethan Klein threaten to sue someone in the Hasan sphere over a thumbnail, he openly talked about how he tells his lawyers to look into lawsuits against reddit over a single subreddit made to criticize him, that's how thin skinned he is. Here's him going into baby rage mode over his lawyers telling him he can't sue reddit over a freaking subreddit criticizing him:

Imagine if Ethan Klein were to find out Kiwi Farms exists.

 

[Sneeds]

If Josh is going to try meth he might as well gamba too like his boy Bossmanjack. Use code Kiwi for $25 on BC Game

 

[prollyanotherlurker]

This isn't a new video by any means, but it seems like the kind of weird surreal video that @Null might like.

@Dylon Stevens Imagine if someone on the internet as long as Ethan some how didn't know kiwifarms exists.

besides null saying the litigious shit is gay, and unlikable. The kiwifarms operates in a completely different way than the snark subreddits, and the lolcow subreddits. It's very explicit here, not to mess with people outside of the site, and not to do call's to action on the site. Meanwhile people in those subreddits pretty regularly fuck with the people they are talking about, and often are open about it.

 

[slungus22]

Hey Null, how would you feel if Ethan Klein blamed Kiwi Farms for calling CPS to his house? He doesn't have any evidence, but he just knows Kiwi farms should be held responsible. Isn't that what Ethan Klein is doing to the reddit community criticizing him?

There are two very valid theories of how Ethan got CPS in his house on his own.
Firstly, someone who's a mandated reporter could have watched the clip where he says his kids got giardia from eating dog poop.
Secondly, because giardia is on a disease prevention protocol, a healthcare worker who's trained to report it to a public health department could have made a call over the same clip of Ethan saying his kids got giardia, and some fat lady in the government just rolled her eyes and called CPS because that was the best tool available.
There's zero evidence someone called CPS on Ethan Klein maliciously, and he used it for over a month against everybody who criticizes him.

Also, how do you feel about malicious litigants? How would you feel if Ethan Klein threatened to sue a friend of yours over a fucking youtube thumbnail? Not only did Ethan Klein threaten to sue someone in the Hasan sphere over a thumbnail, he openly talked about how he tells his lawyers to look into lawsuits against reddit over a single subreddit made to criticize him, that's how thin skinned he is. Here's him going into baby rage mode over his lawyers telling him he can't sue reddit over a freaking subreddit criticizing him:
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Imagine if Ethan Klein were to find out Kiwi Farms exists.

dude no one cares about your h3 snark rhetoric you look crazy

he's not mad people are criticizing him, hes mad people called CPS on his children because of h3 snark narrative

 

[Dylon Stevens]

The kiwifarms operates in a completely different way than the snark subreddits, and the lolcow subreddits. It's very explicit here, not to mess with people outside of the site, and not to do call's to action on the site.

Bro, do you seriously think Kiwi farms is a more rigid environment than reddit? Do you seriously think communities on reddit can organize CPS calls openly? Doxxing and personal information is banable, you can't even post a screenshot with someone's username on it because they consider that harassment. The whole point of Kiwi farms is that is not as anal and rigid as these other sites. Kiwifarms doesn't allow calls to action, that's it, everything else that is legal is allowed.

So yeah, judging by how Ethan thinks Reddit and Twitch are the epitome of internet "harassment", and that they're the most likely people to use his real life address and info against him, I'd say he doesn't know Kiwi Farms exist, nor does he think individuals are responsible as opposed to entire sites and communities taking the blame.

This is a troll post made after he got the CPS visit, which apparently led to the user being permanently banned on reddit.

EDIT:
Everyone involved in this has such a thin skin that the snark subreddit was locked after this over threats from Ethan Klein because I assume the mods are a bunch of women afraid of the "big podcast man", which didn't stop Ethan to continue threatening them:

 

[1rd Worlder]

i see no downsides to doing meth

 

[The Lawgiver]

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Th!s !s all ! can th!nk of look!ng at that !mage.

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

i see no downsides to doing meth

Amphetaminechads win again, simple as.

If you get some herbal ephedra, usually for use in Traditional Chinese Medicine, you can make a nice tea. I used to do it with some wild ephedra that grew around where I used to live. The Mormons and other western settlers would do that. It's like a strong cup of coffee but a little different.

 

[Homer Simpson]

I'm going to preface this post by saying I would never insinuate meigh as a sexual being, but, the way Jawsh talked about her on stream, he seemed extremely arroused.

God that was hard to type. I feel bad for saying it.

 

[slungus22]

Do you seriously think communities on reddit can organize CPS calls openly

Yes

Kiwi farms is a more rigid environment than reddit

We don't call CPS though, if someone did they would be instabanned and probably doxed too and get their own thread. you reddit niggers always blame the kiwi farms for when someone does a gayop on a cow

I'm not having a slap fight in the MATI thread dm me if you want to have this argument

 

[Dylon Stevens]

you reddit niggers always blame the kiwi farms for when someone does a gayop on a cow

I'm not blaming Kiwifarms. I'm pointing out that Null would not have reacted like this was that shit being thrown at him as opposed to reddit and the Hasan sphere. He wouldn't have been like "oh wow we're such an antisemitic community, someone here called CPS on ethan klein just to harass the poor baby, this is unacceptable, even if there's zero evidence it was surely our fault and we should apologize to him"

I think the community here, to some extent, has such a hatred for Idubbz in particular that they failed to see the crashing out of Ethan Klein regarding this previous drama.

 

[HarrietTubmansTittyFuckSu]

Considering all the other shit Nool and his bird farm have been accused of, I could only imagine dealing with a cps call allegation might not be as bad idk

 

[msd]

Listening to mati while I'm work, him talking about the homestuck thread reminded me about a /b/ thread that was all about katawa shoujo, sharing art and just chatting while still talking about the game.

This was uhh, maybe 2015? But I remember mods cracking down on it hard despite other threads being kinda the same. Shame, because that had some good 4chan katawa shoujo art

 

[Convallaria majalis]

I feel like someone needs to step up and make a post every MATI episode listing all the words Null doesn't know how to pronounce. Maybe I'll do it.

I’ve always thought Josh learned words from reading rather than hearing them spoken aloud like I did. Pronouncing Hermione as “her-me-one” in class like an idiot

 

[Fields Of Rye]

i see no downsides to doing meth

Lifelong adderall (dextroamphetamine) user.

Low doses (5-10 mg) will give you the ability to sense fabric composition by touch. Continued use at this level will give you a taste for alpaca.

Medium doses (15-20) will greatly increase your desire to play Visage in Dota, and the patience to get good at Visage in Dota. You will not get any better.

High doses (30-40 mg) can trigger meth psychosis which is when you become close enough to god that you can see the riggers rigging

Very high (40-50) opens your third eye. You also immediately start shaving your (very large) collection of alpaca clothing because it matted

Anything higher will make you vibrate into Niberu, which is like agartha but everyone there are liggards

Do not recommend

 

[Dicksmash Turbofist]

Lifelong adderall (dextroamphetamine) user.

Fake Adderall user. Adderall is a mix of three amphetamine salts, only one of which is dextroamphetamine. Adderall is meth (not actually methamphetamine) that let's you keep your teeth.

Highly recommend.

 

[GungusDingaling]

Lifelong adderall (dextroamphetamine) user.

First time I took adderall I was studying for a calculus 2/3 test and ended up playing XCOM 2 until 7 in the morning instead