"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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RandomGibberish said:
Fun fact!

When you burn fat you exhale 84% of it.

Since you and Keffals share the same air in the world there is a possibility that Keffals has inhaled your exhaled calories.
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Death fats have been LITERALLY inhaling calories! This sounds horrifying as much as it does sound like someones sick fetish.
 
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DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
Don't make fun of Daddy Jersh's fetish like that
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Joshua Connor Moon has passed away today. Autopsy reports indicate a very high level of hyperventilation leading to death. Microphones set to record in the background managed to capture what appears to be Moon saying "Gotta little Chantal, in me."
 
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Sneeds said:
Known Lolicon/Political Commentator defends Shondo (Link) | Archive
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This is an anecdote since I dunno on the statistics, but the "right-wing lolicon" (I hate how that is actually a thing) audience on Xitter who simp for Shondo also tend to make fun of other people's deaths.

Now whether or not you consider George Floyd to be human (debatable), it's kind of funny watching them make memes of that and the deaths of literally anyone else they don't like but the moment you joke about their favorite vtuber's personal tragedy, then that's when they start to get offended and get on their high horse and suddenly lose all their edgy and act like pre-Musk Twitter pearl clutchers unironically.
 
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Caligura said:
it's kind of funny watching them make memes of that and the deaths of literally anyone else they don't like but the moment you joke about their favorite vtuber's tragedy, then that's when they start to get offended and get on their high horse.
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Filthy Frank discovered this years ago when he mentioned his weeb fans asking for more racism and sexism in his content but claiming that making fun of anime was “too far.” They never change.
 
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Super Dilator Duel 3D said:
Filthy Frank discovered this years ago when he mentioned his weeb fans asking for more racism and sexism in his content but claiming that making fun of anime was “too far.” They never change.
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I call it the George Floyd Rule (GFM). If you can shitpost about George Floyd ﷺ, THEN you should be able to handle whenever someone makes fun of someone else's death, no matter how fucked up it is. That shit shouldn't even register.
 
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Caligura said:
Now whether or not you consider George Floyd to be human (debatable), it's kind of funny watching them make memes of that and the deaths of literally anyone else they don't like but the moment you joke about their favorite vtuber's personal tragedy, then that's when they start to get offended and get on their high horse and suddenly lose all their edgy and act like pre-Musk Twitter pearl clutchers unironically.
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Caligura said:
I call it the George Floyd Rule (GFM). If you can shitpost about George Floyd ﷺ, THEN you should be able to handle whenever someone makes fun of someone else's death, no matter how fucked up it is. That shit shouldn't even register.
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I disagree. George Floyd, Nigger King of the Opioid, shouldn't be the measuring stick of this. Rexeeting George Droyd edits doesn't disentitle someone of objecting to making fun of Internet Superstar Rich Evans when he eventually dies of AAAAAAAAAAIIDDDDSS!!!! The former is irreverance towards a overtly politicized death where the decedent was given a state funeral in a golden casket. The latter, when it inevitably happens, will simply seem vindictive since Rich Evans will eventually be buried in a pauper's grave due to all of his money going towards his diabetes medication and Mike Stoklasa certainly drinking away his life insurance payout.
 
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I offer a suggestion for the Reddit segment
Link:
https://reddit.com/r/Parenting/comments/1k9dy3r/babysitter_question/

Archive link: https://archive.is/RVRPd

Post summary: Parents of 5 year old boy get 15 year old boy to babysit him. 15 year old looks at porn on the family computer when he’s supposed to be babysitting. OP not sure whether or not this is a problem since they live in a “religious cult” area and religious cults seem to frown upon porn therefore maybe it’s fine to pay a teenager to show your 5 year old porn?

We've used the same babysitter, 15m, for the last year or so and our son loves him. He brings over toys and treats and is always on time or early. We have a facebook portal, but it's kept in the office. When we got home last night, 15m was on the portal now plugged in in the kitchen. He unplugged it, put it back in the office, we paid him and he went home.
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When we looked on the portal this morning, we discovered he had been using it to access p0rnographic sites.

Some backstory, we live in an area with a very strict religious community who would view this as the ultimate sin and start the 15m in therapy if made known. I personally view his behavior as typical, just inappropriate while on the clock, at someone else's house, on their devices.

I asked our son this morning if he and 15m had gotten the portal out and he said no, so 15m likely got it out after our son was in bed.

Having been raised in the same cultish religious community, I often have a hard time knowing what is normal. What would you do in this situation?

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Take it to the grave assuming it was garden variety porn.

He's 15, you trust him and he's close to your family. For sure, he's mildly screwed up and you've caught him.

If you want to fire a warning shot about using your devices, crack on but don't embarrass him by saying you seen the history.

We've all been young, daft and made mistakes.
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Seconding this.

Also, do what you can to stay a safe adult for him, in case he ever wants to leave this religious community and needs someone he can trust.
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More in the links.
 
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The one thing about the George droid/George Floyd memes. That I don't like. Is making it seems like the majority of the people getting effected by the fentanyl coming into America aren't young white people.

Don't get me wrong. The fent memes are funny. But it's mostly young white people dying from fentanyl. It's getting thrown into all kinds of shit. And being pushed to unsuspecting people. I've known plenty of people over the last 5 years that died from it. If anything, George Floyd was probably a drug dealer that tried swallowing his stash to not get caught with it.

And we have kids, not just black kids. White kids growing up listening to music talking about popping pills, smoking weed, doing whatever other drug. If they hear that shit all their life, people start thinking it's a normal thing to do. and I listen to rap. But it's pretty obviously one of the worst influences for young people in America right now, right there with social media.
 
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donjulio said:
Go faster, I want to see the Keffals on a Mobility Scooter arc before he decides to 41% himself
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Maybe Keffals figured out that the only surefire way to "pass" as a transgender after twink death is to become a genderless blob.

Once fat obscures all gender specific features the go by most people would use is just hair/clothing. It's basically like how in movies when they want to show a dog is a girl they put a bow on them.
 
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Pascal's Wagie said:
I disagree. George Floyd, Nigger King of the Opioid, shouldn't be the measuring stick of this. Rexeeting George Droyd edits doesn't disentitle someone of objecting to making fun of Internet Superstar Rich Evans when he eventually dies of AAAAAAAAAAIIDDDDSS!!!! The former is irreverance towards a overtly politicized death where the decedent was given a state funeral in a golden casket. The latter, when it inevitably happens, will simply seem vindictive since Rich Evans will eventually be buried in a pauper's grave due to all of his money going towards his diabetes medication and Mike Stoklasa certainly drinking away his life insurance payout.
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JF is now using his homicidal reputation to engagement bait on X.
 
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