"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Just caught up on last week's mati. I just wanted to say Null that I have enjoyed the bossman content you've played over the years, but I never really followed his thread or anything. Well, last night I caught my first bossman stream (highly recommend, and play along in keno chat) and I was forced to ask myself: how am I only just now finding out he does "freestyles" in mangled fake German? For anyone else for whom that is news, a clip of last night's is the last video in this excellent post. Notice how a chatter requests "German rap" and Austin demurs at first, saying it "gets old", meaning this is a regular thing! So yeah, fuck you Null for not having played this life-changing content on your stream.

P.S. If you did play it on stream and I'm a retard, fuck you for doing in the stream that I missed/don't remember.
 
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If your corner store/gas station starts selling Kratom, you need to find a new store. Kratom being advertised means the junkie ancillary market floodgates are going to burst open, and they're likely about to start selling crack/meth pipes and copper scrub pads, fake 16% ABV liquor like knockoff Fireball, galaxy gas, microdose magic mushroom gummies, and air duster. Crackhead shenanigans inside and outside of the store skyrocket once Kratom shows up in my experience.
 
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Prince Alexander said:
If your corner store/gas station starts selling Kratom, you need to find a new store. Kratom being advertised means the junkie ancillary market floodgates are going to burst open, and they're likely about to start selling crack/meth pipes and copper scrub pads, fake 16% ABV liquor like knockoff Fireball, galaxy gas, microdose magic mushroom gummies, and air duster. Crackhead shenanigans inside and outside of the store skyrocket once Kratom shows up in my experience.
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Can we get a "Horrifymative" sticker?
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TorrentFreak: Trump Told to Back Pirate Site Blocking Law Instead of 100% Movie Tariffs (archive) (A&N)
President Trump's strategy to "save" the "dying" movie industry in the United States amounts to a 100% tariff on "any and all" movies produced in "foreign lands." Trump appears to be taking aim at generous incentives offered by the UK, among others. In a response, think tank ITIF suggests an alternative; urge Congress to pass site-blocking legislation and compel countries to enforce copyright protection as part of their tariff negotiations.
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With countries all around the world reportedly negotiating with the Trump administration for better deals than those imposed on them recently, ITIF suggests that this could provide an opportunity to demand stronger protection for IP rights.

“The Trump administration should insist on stronger intellectual property protections, including copyright, with the countries that are now negotiating over the Trump tariffs,” ITIF’s response reads.
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Content for the reddit segment: https://www.reddit.com/r/TeenIndia/comments/1kgrajc/why_do_girls_smell_so_damn_good/

Why do girls smell so damn good? 😭​

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I’m sitting in the library, there’s a girl in front of me (with her boyfriend, of course 💔), and she smells amazing. Like not just good—SO good. And it’s not even a one-time thing. Almost every time a girl sits near me, it’s like a perfume commercial. Meanwhile, me and the other guys out here like: "Bro, my deo vanished in 30 minutes." What magic is this?? Girls' scent game is on a whole different level. I'm not being creepy, I’m just genuinely confused and impressed. 😭🫶🏻
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If you'd like to dab on a retarded roider; Clav now has a 2nd DIY self injection vid, this time it's illicitly obtained FUCING INDIAN acid in the face to "correct" scar tissue;
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Yes he acided his own face whilst referring to himself exclusively in 3rd person, this is the 2nd time he has done this, 1st was DIY buccal fat removal;
 
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Hooked on phobics said:
Since you've been a fan of his stuff before, and its related to recent events, I figured you'd enjoy this

HARD ARCHIVE - I feel like saying N, a version dedicated to Shiloh Hendrix.

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As a fan of the original AI song, I really appreciate the new art, same but updated lyrics, and voice change. It's a true remix while caring about the source material,really impressive iteration.
 
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Kratom Fucking SUCKS ASS. I did one dose and felt like I was going to fall through the bed. It was the worse withdrawl 2 mins after drinking it I've ever had in my life. How fucked up that it feels like you're going through DTs when you just got your hit.
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I'm not sure what you had going on but you definitely were not getting addiction withdrawal symptoms from anything two minutes after taking your first dose of it. Two minutes isn't even enough for kratom to kick in in the first place. You probably just had a panic attack from the anticipation of it.

EDIT to avoid double-posting:

The TAKE IT DOWN act has passed and the EFF is not happy (although they were fine with the Farms getting TAKEN DOWN)
 
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