"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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>Jersh gets even worse power outages than I get
Is he coddled up in a place where the electric grid remembers Thomas Edison? Thunderstorms on their own don't do jackshit to the grid here and the last time there was a proper outage was because the power lines got physically severed by a broken tree during one particularly strong one. Never constant on/offs like this. The fucking Serbian grid was more stable than this. :stress:
He's in Florida my guy, and it doesn't sound like a good part. Imagine Shrek in his swamp. That's what we're talking about.
 
Is their some other mean8ng besides Korean what's app.
When it's spelled "cacao," it's the biological basis for chocolate in food; in the tv show, Portlandia, these 2 characters were a couple who used the term as a "safe word" and the fake female played by Fred Armisen tended to overuse the dynamic.
 
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Rats chewed through powerlines to get to jewsh's cheese stash.
 
Null's current setup is somehow less stable than when he was leeching wifi from a Serbian kebab shop. How does that work? Is he streaming from deep in the Florida swamp like some kind of tech-shrek?
People don't understand how a lot of the US has atrocious Internet. I used to have 1MB/s peak download not that long ago and no other real options. Right up the road? Tons of options. It's dumb.
 
Jersh, have you considered hooking up a gravity generator to a pully tied up in a giant tree?

Any time you need power you pick up a heavy rock, maybe a small boulder, and carry it up the tree. You then place the small boulder into a basket hooked to the generator and pully so the downward force will power your computer for a minute or two.
Too much work, he should just make Ralph pay the 5k in his own blubber and use that to run a steam engine. Even if it's just some blubber, it'll last a lifetime.
 
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