"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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How much does a fiber line internet that josh has now, cost on average in america per month.
I live in the Portland, Or Metro area and I got in with CenturyLink for 60USD for life. It's actually 50 for life and 10 for the router rental, which I found a CL router at my local goodwill and i'm going to try to see if i can hook it up and give them their "rental router" back. Will update my profile post if i can/cant get that to work.
Have you guys ever actually been to the hood? The statistics aren't going to work right because all those ND's never get logged. Cops only roll out for multiple gunshots.
Can confirm. When I lived in my ghetto ass hometown, Shittown Alabama, if there was less than 3 guns going off, nobody ever called the police. And if someone did call the police (thanks police scanners), they didn't come until like an hour later.
One time, I was with a friend picking up weed in some back water section 8 place. One gun, multiple shots, and I'm in the car like "oh, it's someone's birthday I bet." It was the cook of the local WaffleHouse.
 
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Cardlumbo: "...my wife..."

null: "he doesn't have a wife"

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Cardlumbo. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of police investigating most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head.

Columbo's shtick at the end of each episode is the slow reveal of how he put all the pieces together. Part of that is always Columbo feigning ignorance on a subject, then saying that his wife knows about x, y, or z (for whatever reasons) and that ended up being the tipoff that sent Columbo down the right track.

I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated Farmers scratching their heads in confusion as John Card's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Cardlumbo tattoo.
 
https://www.youtube.com/live/gFsC8H-9gU4?si=2qZsDoO0V4-_LrOb / https://archive.ph/QinnA - The FOX 11 Los Angeles livestream of the "NO KINGS" protests had their helicopter pilot just start spilling details of how he's going through a bad divorce and that he's lonely.
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Gotta fill that dead air somehow.
Oh shit, they need to get bro down and get him someone to talk it out with. You do not want a pilot flying around talking about his divorce and being lonely but laughing that he has cats.
 
Wasn't Chris a Brony too? And I know I kind of stopped watching Chris around 2012, but I Know he was into it before then.
Uh, excuse me sweaty, don't you mean she's a stunning and brave Pegasister?

And yes, Chris is a brony and has been for a long time. I think the last charity Null was running for him was to get him to some pony convention before he diddled his mom.
 
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