"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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deerbeer said:
She got so many memberships during her stream that her chat was half crying emojis and half notifications of new membership subscriptions. The chat was moving so fast that I had to turn chat off because it was slowing down my internet. She also collabed with omocat to sell merch and the merch was sold out immediately.

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child tummy hoodie, "kani" t-shirt, also child tummy handbag
 
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Optavia Sales Rep said:
If Doki Doki Chan was Lidl, girl your American accent is *chef's kiss*. The perfect amount of nasal twang and round vowels.
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That conflicts with my pet schizo meme theory that Lidl is Shondo, and the stream reveal of Shondo's former kiwi account was just a smokescreen.

Think about it, the pieces just fit together. Shondo doxx and Lidl taking a leave of absence from the thread were basically the same time period, they're both British, and the whole uwu rape me thing is part of a one hundred year op to assemble the perfect Beauty Parlor scientific thesis on why weebs are dangerous pedophiles and doxxing everybody who bought merch or whatever. Besides what's already out there I mean.

No amount of common sense or actual facts or likelihood will dissaude me from this load of complete bullshit about some person I know literally nothing about because it's a stillborn joke.
 
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Dicksmash Turbofist said:
Can we be done deepthroating the third rail?
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Tuxedo_Zemus said:
no he has a point. I've been around tinder for a minute and girls are way into loli shit these days, and daddy fetishists are fucking everywhere

no, not just the White chicks, either
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It's the other side of the pedophile phenomenon, some people are into little girls, others are into being the little girl, like Digibro once said. Of course at the same time these women wouldn't be doing this if they weren't gaining money or some sweet premium currency, whether that be robux or simply attention. Amouranth definitely wouldn't be doing those hot tub streams without the same motives, either. That being said it's supremely bizarre that Gawr Gura has decided to rebrand as a 5 year old transgender partly clothed fox girl whose gender is fish, and is also named shark whatever.
 
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Freezard said:
That conflicts with my pet schizo meme theory that Lidl is Shondo, and the stream reveal of Shondo's former kiwi account was just a smokescreen.

Think about it, the pieces just fit together. Shondo doxx and Lidl taking a leave of absence from the thread were basically the same time period, they're both British, and the whole uwu rape me thing is part of a one hundred year op to assemble the perfect Beauty Parlor scientific thesis on why weebs are dangerous pedophiles and doxxing everybody who bought merch or whatever. Besides what's already out there I mean.

No amount of common sense or actual facts or likelihood will dissaude me from this load of complete bullshit about some person I know literally nothing about because it's a stillborn joke.
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I know they're called "blades of grass", but they are safe to touch. Scout's Honor :semperfidelis:
 
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Dragged Into Sunlight said:
Styx is a gigantic insufferable fag but catching a DV charge and losing your right to bear arms for chucking your phone at someone is fucking ridiculous.

Also re: Pilots and depression. There is anveryngood reason they are immediately grounded for it.

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I guess your legal defense to something shouldn't be doing chaos magic. But who knows we really need to see people try this defense strategy to really be sure.
 
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Haramburger said:
You throw a phone at a person with an intent to harm and/or unrestrained anger. You're proving:
  • You irrationally don't value your multi-hundred dollar computer in your hand(which is increasingly tied to banking/PII/multi-factor autentication)
  • You are irresponsible with the cause-and-effect of potentially lethal projectiles
  • You'd be as likely to fly off the handle with a gun as you are a brick
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Further, with domestic violence, you're demonstrating a willingness to betray the trust of the people you'd ostensibly be least likely to harm and attack them. If one would do that to a significant other, what then might he do to a stranger? Losing firearm rights is essentially the government saying that you have fucked up so significantly that you're no longer allowed to effectively defend yourself. They're still going to punish anyone who attacks you, but they're not going to let you stop it. It's something I vehemently oppose on moral grounds, but I think if you're willing to hurt someone who trusts you enough to literally sleep in your bed every night, you're not really a person. You're some sort of vile homunculus, and anyone who wishes should be allowed to hunt you for sport.
 
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prollyanotherlurker said:
I guess your legal defense to something shouldn't be doing chaos magic. But who knows we really need to see people try this defense strategy to really be sure.
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Fun fact, Tarl edited a translation of the Corpus Hermeticum: The Divine Pymander and it was the shittiest, worst, most incompetent modern translation I have personally read. Even the editors foreword just totally misses the point of pretty much all of the text, which tbh given what I now know of Tarl checks out pretty well.
Nigga straight up took an ancient manuscript that explains how God is the ultimate good, how there is no good greater than God, how we are to be good in service of God, and straight up did the exact fucking opposite. Amazing.
 
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deerbeer said:
I thought Null might want to know, but Gawr Gura is currently debuting as her new character after leaving Hololive to go indie. The stream is doing insane numbers and has peaked at 200k viewers with about 170k CCV. Also her new character is even more of a loli than Gura and the whole time chat was spamming UUUUUOOOOH CRYING memes.

For better or for worse I think Jim may have been right that vtubers are where you make the real money in streaming.


I'll provide an archive later.

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look at the chat while she does this so gross
 
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Haramburger said:
  • You irrationally don't value your multi-hundred dollar computer in your hand(which is increasingly tied to banking/PII/multi-factor autentication)
  • You are irresponsible with the cause-and-effect of potentially lethal projectiles
  • You'd be as likely to fly off the handle with a gun as you are a brick
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I'm not a styx fan but this is a ludicrous reach. "Oh you tossed a phone? Guess you're as likely to fucking murder someone with a gun LMAO."

A phone is the nearest lightweight object. That is literally all there is to it.
 
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