"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Adolf Hulkler said:
"EXCELLENT STANDING SWITCHES!"
And, people go watch this autism, live?
Wheres the catch? What makes it enjoyable?

At least with japanese hardcore wrestling, there are grievous injuries, like people losing chunks of flesh from stunts gone bad with glass(imagine being impaled by a broken fluorescent tub, it going in, then out.) They usually intend there to be alot of blood, the wrasslers are headcases who are covered in scars.
I guess the jackass tier stunts are the catch for that, but il never, EVER understand the american wrestling, its so fucking cringe.
Like, being a fan with wrestling is like being a DSP fan, i cant understand being either.

But this amateur tier shit?
Amateur tranny wrassling shit?
Fuck, you need to be a whole different sort of a fucking retard to be into that.
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Funny enough, DSP is a wrassling fan
 
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Jacknife said:
Non-chalantly linking shit straight from LFJs website LMAO, based af
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Null said:
that is a joke url. it's owned by someone on the forum.
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Jacknife said:
Jfc I am already a boomer fml

But I remember some law firm transcribing all your streams for LFJ and just hosting it publicly
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For alternate funny it can be reached at both:
I should get a 'serious' URL too, but that's not as funny.
 
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Adolf Hulkler said:
people go watch this autism, live?
Wheres the catch? What makes it enjoyable?
il never, EVER understand the american wrestling, its so fucking cringe.
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Pro wrestling is kind of like tranny shit or drag queenery, in that everyone knows it's fake but everyone who's a fan of it plays along and treats it as though it's real. It's more like an athletic soap opera performance than a serious competition. It's a little bit like going to see a play, where the actors are buff dudes that pretend to beat each other up on stage. You know it's a play. But you're there to see buff dudes beat each other up, with a story behind it. Characters. Rivalries. It's not my thing either, but I get it.
 
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My favorite, airtight, philosophical retort to lolicons going “oooh you look at this drawing of a kid (that I like to jerk off to) and you think it’s sexual, that means yoooooou are the pedophile stalker child. Enjoy prison” is just to run a thought experiment.
If I send my bro a picture of a chiseled, oiled up man wearing nothing but a fireman’s hat and boxer briefs while he grabs his bulge, my bro asking why I sent him gay pornography out of the blue doesn’t mean he’s gay. It means that he can recognize that gay men like oiled up jacked firefighters and that that image is for gay men to please themselves with, it’s not fucking rocketsurgery and it’s the exact same thing with loli.
 
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VeteranOfTheRetardWars said:
If I send my bro a picture of a chiseled, oiled up man wearing nothing but a fireman’s hat and boxer briefs while he grabs his bulge, my bro asking why I sent him gay pornography out of the blue doesn’t mean he’s gay.
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I knew a dude who was waay too into body building, had a bunch of "fitness" magazines this was back in the late 1990s it was then I learned that alot work goes into hiding that bulge because those mags were just fucking lewd and the adds in them were super fucking gay

Like I know josh talks about putting the dick in the poopy hole but I remember the write up in those ads on products for making sure you were not having any poop in the poopy hole.
 
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My guess with pro wrestling is that it's something you have to like as a child to stay a fan as an adult. All of the people and Internet personalities I've ever seen who love pro wrestling were enchanted by it as kids and stayed that way. I've personally never seen or heard of anyone not watching it as kids and getting super invested as adults. It simply doesn't wield the same theatrical magic over developed brains.

Funnily enough this clicked for me after an amateur wrestler joined the forum to tear apart Jim Sterling's god-awful wrassling some years back and specifically said that wrestling is ultimately about entertaining kids which is part of why serious wrestlers find gross autogynophile freakshows like Jim and Kidd Bandit disgraceful. Null covered it during a Jim segment at one point.

It basically seems to be the same mental morphology as Western cartoon spergs and most weeaboos. It either gets you when your brain is at its most malleable or it never does.
 
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Not A Cat Person said:
Pro wrestling is kind of like tranny shit or drag queenery, in that everyone knows it's fake but everyone who's a fan of it plays along and treats it as though it's real. It's more like an athletic soap opera performance than a serious competition. It's a little bit like going to see a play, where the actors are buff dudes that pretend to beat each other up on stage. You know it's a play. But you're there to see buff dudes beat each other up, with a story behind it. Characters. Rivalries. It's not my thing either, but I get it.
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That's how it originally was, but it hasn't been that way for at least 15 years. Nowadays the majority of the people who watch it want it to be nothing but wrestling and they like skinny midgets and fat dudes and trannies and love women's wrestling to the point they stalk the women all of the time.
RJ MacReady said:
My guess with pro wrestling is that it's something you have to like as a child to stay a fan as an adult. All of the people and Internet personalities I've ever seen who love pro wrestling were enchanted by it as kids and stayed that way. I've personally never seen or heard of anyone not watching it as kids and getting super invested as adults. It simply doesn't wield the same theatrical magic over developed brains.

Funnily enough this clicked for me after an amateur wrestler joined the forum to tear apart Jim Sterling's god-awful wrassling some years back and specifically said that wrestling is ultimately about entertaining kids which is part of why serious wrestlers find gross autogynophile freakshows like Jim and Kidd Bandit disgraceful. Null covered it during a Jim segment at one point.

It basically seems to be the same mental morphology as Western cartoon spergs and most weeaboos. It either gets you when your brain is at its most malleable or it never does.
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Well that explains me. My brother was into WWE and he got me into it and it developed from there.
 
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VeteranOfTheRetardWars said:
Pro Wrestling is redneck anime.
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My neck is moderately red. My current associations are mostly more rural and conservative. If I had lost all of my digits to frostbite, I could still accurately count the amount of people I know who like wrasslin.*

No one gives a fuck about the wrasslin.'

Poor shitlibs like the wrasslin. Whites on Section 8 give a shit about wrasslin. Rednecks don't. I'm not going to search for it (because I'm lazy and I simply don't care about proving my claims to a retard on the internet) but there is even a study proving this, and I'm sure you're the kind of person to trust the science, amirite?

Football, baseball, motocross, hunting, racing, fishing, shootin? Sure, we're down with those stereotypes. But don't associate us with city white trash.

We don't take too kindly to that sort of nonsense.

*school wrestling not included. Still kinda gay, though.
 
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i know that Null hates Vtubers to the death but imagine if he had his own Vtuber ally somehow

she would need to:
-have an normal anime girl model (not loli just an adult anime woman)
-be a TRUE AND HONEST CISGENDER real woman
-be against loli (inb4 all animefags support loli, she could be neutral or agaisnt it its possible trust me)
-be a little chud leaning
-know kiwi culture without being too pandering or trying too hard
-be funny (very low probability)

if Null had her at MATI it would increase the viewership by a fuckton and make the kiwifarms maybe be seen more popular and in a more positive light

unfortunately such person is almost impossible to exist, it would be a incredibly low chance, but it would be fun to imagine the exception, just a product of my horrid and autistic imagination.
 
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JustSomeDong said:
My neck is moderately red. My current associations are mostly more rural and conservative. If I had lost all of my digits to frostbite, I could still accurately count the amount of people I know who like wrasslin.*

No one gives a fuck about the wrasslin.'

Poor shitlibs like the wrasslin. Whites on Section 8 give a shit about wrasslin. Rednecks don't. I'm not going to search for it (because I'm lazy and I simply don't care about proving my claims to a retard on the internet) but there is even a study proving this, and I'm sure you're the kind of person to trust the science, amirite?

Football, baseball, motocross, hunting, racing, fishing, shootin? Sure, we're down with those stereotypes. But don't associate us with city white trash.

We don't take too kindly to that sort of nonsense.

*school wrestling not included. Still kinda gay, though.
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In my life, the people I know who sometimes talk pro wrestling are slightly older people reminiscing on the past when it was actually really fun even if we all knew it was a performance. We had Macho Man, Undertaker, Andre The Giant (God bless his soul), Jake The Snake, all those dudes and it was fun.
But now, it’s literally people like Ethan Ralph who watch current pro wrestling unless it’s like really deep online nerd shit.
 
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Austim Spergler said:
she would need to:
-have an normal anime girl model (not loli just an adult anime woman)
-be a TRUE AND HONEST CISGENDER real woman
-be against loli (inb4 all animefags support loli, she could be neutral or agaisnt it its possible trust me)
-be a little chud leaning
-know kiwi culture without being too pandering or trying too hard
-be funny (very low probability)
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A tall order, even if this theoretical vtoober existed, the influx of weebs would bring the end times :suffering:
 
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