💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Monopolywheel]

Apologize.

 

[The Backwards Man]

I was unbanned by Stripe on the Kick and Gumroad integrations. Kick subs for sure work, I just checked. I think Gumroad should also work now.

Moving forward, Locals and Gumroad will both get the same updates. I am not partial to either. They both use Stripe. I don't know why I was even allowed on Locals.

I'll talk about it on Friday. No, I have no idea why any of this is happening. I assume that I am obnoxious enough + Trump and the Legislature's movements recently have been scary enough that they're starting to ease up off the gas. I'll give my more specific shitzo theories on Friday.

In case you forgot...

Mad at the Internet

A weekly presentation covering what it takes to keep a one-man enterprise online when it makes everyone Mad at the Internet.

madattheinternet.gumroad.com

Will send out a mass email again once I'm certain it works.

Never kill yourselves, always chimp out.

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

yes dewd, im happy for you Null, hoper this make things easier for you
its a step forward no matter which way you look at it
huge W for you and the farms

fuck me i need to get right on that if i want to make it

you could make celebratory spooky merch
"the Kiwi Farms continues to haunt, now sponsored by Stripe"

 

[Morrowind: GOTY Edition]

fuck me i need to get right on that if i want to make it

I would pay money for Kiwiling merch. I've really grown attached to the little guys on Wplace.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

I can already hear Erriot furiously dilating his Neovagina while trying his hardest to get onto the phones of the female relatives of the Stripe CEO so he can do his Girl talks again.

 

[Nameless One]

fuck me i need to get right on that if i want to make it

I will buy one this year if you make it good and cute.

 

[Private Tag Reporter]

The moment Null's able to take credit, I'm getting myself a Kiwi Green subscription, let's go!

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

I can already hear Erriot furiously dilating his Neovagina while trying his hardest to get onto the phones of the female relatives of the Stripe CEO so he can do his Girl talks again.

Hopefully this is what sets him over the edge and he kills himself.
Bonus point if he livestreams it.

 

[HanyuuF]

Positive polys rise up.
Maybe now Null will say, "Woah Buddy" with some real gusto.

 

[Null]

I would pay money for Kiwiling merch. I've really grown attached to the little guys on Wplace.

that's not a bad idea tbh.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

fuck me i need to get right on that if i want to make it

Well I hope you do, my supply of obscure t-shirts that will someday get me stabbed by a tranny is running dangerously low.

 

[Jotch]

Apparently threatening Irishmen with being forced to go to America is the only threat they need.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

that's not a bad idea tbh.

it be kinda kool if you could work Cobes into it somehow to commemorate his death.

 

[Fields Of Rye]

“Hey Josh, do you remember me? Anon 32414? I always posted Cirno the fairy getting ripped apart by bears on 8chan. Thanks for sweeping it up bud. I’ll have the payment processor restore your gum road before I have him torn apart by bears. Heil Gelbooru”

 

[WelperHelper99]

Apparently threatening Irishmen with being forced to go to America is the only threat they need.

Well it's more than that. You send physical letters, start posting every reply you get back on Twitter like Josh has, and just keep beating that fucking drum on how they are cancerous cucks, eventually this shit escalates up the chain, about Jeet PR purgatory whare Josh has been stuck for years, to the point he's probably getting talked about in meetings. Chimping the fuck out publicly has its perks

 

[gampboonerisms]

I hope everyone's retardmaxxing journey is going well.

I didn't realize he was a train respecter. Makes sense that retardmaxxers, would also be train respecters though.

well 100ft is only 2 18 wheelers (tractor trailers) away from the road. and a tall railcar is 18ft tall. a multimodal is 16ft tall clearance. he might have a good idea. that's a height of a railcar/box trailer double.

Nah, I remembered. It was some off brand called the Solstice. I even found a picture of the oddly placed bathroom with the shower door.
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The photo is taken from the doorway and you can see how the bathroom cuts the room in half with the bedroom being its own little nook.
Anyway, this is now the Best Western in Erie off the Peach St. exit. Don't stay there, it's fucking shit.

i'm a weird fucking person and the one and only time i stayed in the hotel that had this door i had to let my "roommate" know i do not talk while in the bathroom. i just dont. i never will. you can wait to talk to me when your dick isn't in your hand and i can hear the piss hitting the water.

Never kill yourselves, always chimp out.

"lay down and die"???? not when you have Oppositional defiant disorder bitch

that's not a bad idea tbh.

stickers. i've got a new laptop and i need some killer stickers.

 

[harmy.kook]

that's not a bad idea tbh.

You could buy off that Kiwi girl design from that artist from the Datsmojo thread

Never kill yourselves, always chimp out.

Doompilling foiled once again

Never let them keep a Kiwi down

 

[Jotch]

Well it's more than that. You send physical letters, start posting every reply you get back on Twitter like Josh has, and just keep beating that fucking drum on how they are cancerous cucks, eventually this shit escalates up the chain, about Jeet PR purgatory whare Josh has been stuck for years, to the point he's probably getting talked about in meetings. Chimping the fuck out publicly has its perks

It was the spongebob stamps

 

[Spergichu]

Did you tell them that you are fuarking indian, saar?

 

[WelperHelper99]

It was the spongebob stamps

I don't even think that's a joke. I think that made him seem unhinged in all the right ways