💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Wow you talk and make jokes just like Kerp.

Figured you could use this if you had a fed jeet related segment. Its AI slop, but you are the foundational guest of the podcast.
 
I do reference YMS and and Sterling and the Plinkett Reviews a lot more directly but nobody ever picks up on that because it's not fucking Metokur.
borrowing from others without being noticed is a badge of honor in the arts. The curse is that the only people who will notice what you're doing are other artists working the same craft - because their eyes are likewise set on looking for good ideas to pull from (and the idea's genealogy), rather than just enjoying what's in front of them.

Metokur is the most salient reference to Joe Sixpack because your show is the most direct, superficial audio/visual successor: no face, talks about weirdos, still background.
 
we're bailing out Amazon?
imo yes, same thing they did with Motorola's Iridium constellation, and that was ~100 satellites, not 3,000+ like Kuiper/Leo is going to be.

Amazon as a whole is of course not going to be rendered insolvent by the failure of a (relatively) low-cost operation like this, but it would represent a ~$75B write-off for the company (including some less obvious costs for Blue Origin and their other shell companies). After Iridium's failure most space ventures now are backstopped by the US government is some way, and they will have agreed to buy out the remaining life of the satellites or broker an allowable sale/transfer to a (friendly) government in the event the company goes under or walks away.

Which is to say, if Amazon can't trick shoppers to upgrade their Prime subscription to include internet service in great enough numbers to be worth it, then the US Government will allow Amazon to sell it to them and have ULA or the NRO run it at our expense.

I'll spare the autistic write-up of the justification for why, but it boils down to essentially
1) It's le dangerous to have things in space the US doesn't control
2) Your Raytheons, Palantirs, and Lockheed Martins (and SpaceXs) have convinced congress that this is a good way to funnel money to them without the scrutiny which direct contracting brings
 
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it's just so bewildering how often everything has to be the indirect work of this specific guy.
If you really want to boil down how reused content creation is, everything goes back to either Theater - Character arcs with degrees of compelling stories, or News-casts - Person talking about thing. MATI? News-cast. WWE? Theater. Despite his show being formatted like a News-cast, Ralph is actually Theater. Most lolcow content can be classified under Theater.
 
but no, just like how God created the light and the dark and divided time into day and night, Jim invented talking about stuff on the Internet and all draw inspiration from him. without his streams we would not know good from evil.
If there's one thing Jim alogs & Jimcels both do it's the whole "Jimwalking" thing.

Also I'm curious if you saw that Saba/Gura got caught in the Twitter jeetpocalypse?
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I dunno it just sounds real fucking insulting when you're like, "wow you talk and make jokes, that's just like metokur". metokur has not been streaming regularly since halfway through COVID which was about a year or two after I started streaming, which is to say most of the time I've done my podcast metokur has not been doing his podcast.
I mean, 2020 ~ 2025 Metokur is not the same as old Metokur. Back then it felt like he made some of this videos just because he liked talking about weird people and weird shit, which was one of the reasons i personally found MATI so interesting back in the day. You've changed the format quite a bit since 2018, at first you were doing "people stream" almost every other week, then you changed it more to a variety show where there's the lolcow segment, news, politics etc, so it has undoubtedly become more and more it's own thing, it's also very well structured and i like that it's not just you waiting for people to give you the content to react to (or that you don't just derail the whole stream because someone donated).

But yeah, 2018 MATI reminded me of mid 2010's Metokur videos, not necessarily because you were ripping him off, you two just grew up in similar parts of the internet and have similar tastes in internet weirdos. Metokur also has become kind of a legendary figure in a way, probably because people tried to dox him so many times, because he would disappear for years etc, so he seems like this larger than life figure even though he's a dying man, i think even you talked about how you dislike the fact that you can't criticize Metokur because people put him up on a pedestal and he's above all criticism and whatnot (which i agree is bullshit), but i don't think people are trying to insult you when they compare you to Metokur.
Unless they're implying you secretly watch anime like Metokur, that is...
 
If you really want to boil down how reused content creation is, everything goes back to either Theater - Character arcs with degrees of compelling stories, or News-casts - Person talking about thing. MATI? News-cast. WWE? Theater. Despite his show being formatted like a News-cast, Ralph is actually Theater. Most lolcow content can be classified under Theater.
You could just say everyone indirectly ripped of Mystery Science Theater since when you really boil it down most of them are just riffing on someone else's product. In the 00s it was bad movies and video games e.g. Nostalgia Critic, AVGN, Red Letter Media, etc and now it's weird people and it's mostly live instead of recorded but the basic format remains the same.

For example PPP ripped off a lot of his persona from wrestling (the whole Scott Steiner HE'S FAT! bit) and people like AVGN and Spoony but nobody cares beccause it's funny.
 
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Amazon renamed their Starlink competitor (satellite internet) from Kuiper to Leo for some unknown reason, the ad showcases that this is a minority-focused product best enjoyed by those in society most in need of off-the-grid internet service (and cows).

For those unaware, most expect Amazon Kuiper Leo to fail to achieve market success and require being bailed out be the government (dwarfing the Iridium bailouts of the 90s due to the sheer number of satellites). So by 2030 there are decent odds that we'll all be collective owners of this pile of trash.
The most unbelievable thing: a doctor face timing. Also, a paramedic isn't going to be taking direction from the doctor, the doctor is going to be told "I'm coming, get ready and shut the fuck up".
 
As someone that likes some streamers I can't imagine how you could ever be angry that people want to be more like a streamer you like. That usually means more streamers you can like.

At the very least it's a failure of one of the most basic rites of the Internet: do not look at things you do not want to see.
 
You could just say everyone indirectly ripped of Mystery Science Theater since when you really boil it down most of them are just riffing on someone else's content. In the 00s it was bad movies and video games e.g. Nostalgia Critic, AVGN, Red Letter Media, etc and now it's weird people and it's mostly live instead of recorded but the basic format remains the same.

For example PPP ripped off a lot of his persona from wrestling (the whole Scott Steiner HE'S FAT! bit) and people like AVGN and Spoony but nobody cares beccause it's funny.
Damn, you're 100% right, MST3K is 100% what led to most of the internet shows we see to this day. James Rolfe and Doug Walker were probably inspired by MST3K and without them you don't get people like Lindsay Ellis, Linkara, GameGrumps, Jontron, Scott The Woz etc.
 
You could just say everyone indirectly ripped of Mystery Science Theater since when you really boil it down most of them are just riffing on someone else's content. In the 00s it was bad movies and video games e.g. Nostalgia Critic, AVGN, Red Letter Media, etc and now it's weird people and it's mostly live instead of recorded but the basic format remains the same.

For example PPP ripped off a lot of his persona from wrestling (the whole Scott Steiner HE'S FAT! bit) and people like AVGN and Spoony but nobody cares beccause it's funny.
No one cares who ripped who off so long as it's either funny or good. Most of the time it's not.
 
Blame the Godwinson orbiters for taking the Jimwalker meme and expanding it to absolutely fucking everything kiwifarms-adjacent.
It's overstated. IMO the only legit cases of Jimwalking were Gator and that one furry Coyote Lovely (just listen to this). Meanwhile looking outside of the Sektur the amount of blatant AVGN and Nostalgia Critic clones back in the day was beyond and it was way more obvious. Doug himself was accused of being an AVGN clone ffs.
 
Is there a thread? Also, I thought Sweden was full of ayyrabs and not jeets.
She doesn't have her own thread but she was doxed in the lolicon thread
https://kiwifarmsaaf4t2h7gc3dfc5ojh...n-shotacon-defense-force.199230/post-21914581
almost definitely vpn or manager.
Possibly. The only reason I bring it up is iirc, according to some schizo theory using the hum coming from the electronics in her stream from people trying to dox came to the conclusion she had to be in Europe at the time she was streaming
Oh my god this is certainly him. Here's a clip from his channel where he's playing DBD with a girl who sounds exactly like Gura. Gura's pedosimps confirmed cucks who fund her and her swedish boyfriends vacations. lol lmao.

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Allegedly that's her in the clip. I'm trying to find a post with that schizo theory cause it was brought up in both the lolicon thread & the vtuber general thread but I'm not seeing anything with specifics.
 
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The first one I had, the middle click went out. This second one is like 3 years old.
I have the nicer version of this Logitech.

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Best mouse on earth. So far the people I have tried to convert to this have laughed in my face.

Ergonomics... No one cares about their poor wrists. I've had it for several years and it has been perfect. Just have to clean the trackball every once in a while.
 

WHAT IN THE KAY'S COOKING IS THIS SHIT. Although God bless this lady and her son for their accents. I don't know where they are from, but it sounds exactly like my neck of the woods.
I have the nicer version of this Logitech.

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Best mouse on earth. So far the people I have tried to convert to this have laughed in my face.

Ergonomics... No one cares about their poor wrists. I've had it for several years and it has been perfect. Just have to clean the trackball every once in a while.
Yes brother yes. I tell people "yeah I got this mouse to help with carpal tunnel" and they shrug it off. I tell people "yeah I lay back in my couch and have this thing on my fat titties and I don't need a pad" and they are *aaayyoogah* over it.
 
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