💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

Today is the 3 month anniversary of Charlie Kirk being brutally assassinated by a troon.
I made a bet that nothing would ever happen AKA the GOP actually doing anything about the people encouraging assassinations in our country.
I feel pretty confident that I won the bet and I made a little song sung by Chudjak Cobain.

 
>Say you hate Asmongold
>Accuse Asmongold of being a drug addict
>Because of how he drinks water
>Ask to be on his show
>No reply


Gee I wonder why he won't let you on his show.
 
I don't understand the appeal of him but I never understand the appeal of the top streamers. ninja, asmongold, xQc, Kai Cenat, Pokimane. None of them are particularly charismatic, and they never feel unique or interesting to me.

They don't even have topic specific hamsters.
 
FUCK WATER NIGGERS, OR WIGGERS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM.
 
I get angry every time Josh pronounces clique but then I remember it's how Hitler pronounces it in his speeches and smile.
 
Advertisements causing a schizophrenic episode are back. Also total advertiser death.
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https://www.sammobile.com/news/woma...sung-smart-fridge-leads-to-psychotic-episode/
 
When is jawsh gonna plant some more banana peppers? That and the pidgeons were my favorite segments years ago, and I know well how effective getting outside and working with your hands is at clearing up negative nancyism.
never. i have so much to do i will never be able to do anything fun again.
 
never. i have so much to do i will never be able to do anything fun again.
Oh come on Josh, think of all of the actual farming that you could do. Start small. In the spring buy one pot and put one banana pepper plant in it. That’s it. Then when you are truly MATI and need a second to breathe go out every evening and give it some water and boom. There you go. It will grow the banana peppers and your Positive Polly vibes will also grow. ❤️
 
never. i have so much to do i will never be able to do anything fun again.
You need to plant the plants, you don't have time not to - it keeps you sane. I notice I do way worse mentally in years when I don't get my garden in. It's like deer hunting only on the opposite seasonality. Unless your yard is also full of Jeets it'll be fine.
 
Real retard hours believing that that jeet story about the blinded girl, holy shit they blind children for real to beg for cash, if you think they aren't above blinding children to shake a whitey down, you're literally the biggest retard imaginable
 
Real retard hours believing that that jeet story about the blinded girl, holy shit they blind children for real to beg for cash, if you think they aren't above blinding children to shake a whitey down, you're literally the biggest retard imaginable
Look up a picture of the guy purportedly responsible and tell me he deserves to be called white.
Despite that, I think being a nuisance streamer in general makes you an underclass below even Indians.
 
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