💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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@Null i was thinking about some ways to monitze your site toady and this just some (probably dumb) ideas
  • Just like some of the gun tubers maybe gate keep some content just to the site, maybe only allow those who have sent you money to be able to access them (could be like mini matis, maybe grabs a guest, just something, because realistically i think thats what most people want from you
    • you could even teir system like 5$ gets you the video 10$ gives you the ability to feature (more on that) 20$ give you like super chats on your gated content
    • I would even say if you want to be a true grifter put a timmer on the top of site for when your going to drop the video , and put a donation button right next to it
  • maybe allow us the ability to shame other users with the feature teir, allow us to put users who are being absolute degens in threads on the feature, could even work vis versa where we can propomote other usres that have added or done thigs that are worth note
  • And the one that i know is a giant pain for a person in your position but constant merch, in my eyes its why quarterpounder, jim, and others like them get to stay afloat, the shameless grift
    • I would say to this point though maybe keep some basic bitch stuff in stock and then maybe do your holiday stuff
 
Kahlz said:
some ways to monitze your site toady
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Nigger Cattle said:
Goddamn, this nigga had billions of dollars at his disposal and he was illiterate.
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This is what happens when you spend too much time posting on 4chan. And same with discord nowadays.

Kahlz said:
Just like some of the gun tubers maybe gate keep some content just to the site, maybe only allow those who have sent you money to be able to access them (could be like mini matis, maybe grabs a guest, just something, because realistically i think thats what most people want from you
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>He doesn't know about the secret kiwi gold board

Kahlz said:
maybe allow us the ability to shame other users with the feature teir, allow us to put users who are being absolute degens in threads on the feature, could even work vis versa where we can propomote other usres that have added or done thigs that are worth note
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You can already sponsor posts with the monthly subscription and it's pretty much the same thing. See here: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/supporting-the-kiwi-farms.27022/

Kahlz said:
And the one that i know is a giant pain for a person in your position but constant merch, in my eyes its why quarterpounder, jim, and others like them get to stay afloat, the shameless grift
  • I would say to this point though maybe keep some basic bitch stuff in stock and then maybe do your holiday stuff
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Agree with this. Buy a 🥝 for your Kiwi.
 
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Arbiter said:
What is your favorite Josh vocal stim? Kiki PyOn PyOn is great, but my favorite is piiiiiiimp.
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He doesn't do it much any more. But I enjoyed the: "Alright, okay, wonderful, excellent." Topic transition sentence he used to do
 
TingoFranDingo said:
Shill Kiwi gold on the MatI streams every time. Even go so far as to have a banner always on the screen just like the hamsters

Also shill kiwi gold more here on the farms, maybe have a small ad image (something to catch the eye) in the forum guidelines section above the reply box
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Just go full Wikipedia and have a real membership drive. Parody the Wikipedia begging exactly and say once we hit the goal, you won't bother them again.
 
Actually, does null even want/need our advice on website microtransaction maxing? He has Claude.

ability to pay money to ban someone else, or alternatively attach something to their profile to make fun of them. star of david. change their avatar to something stupid but pre-approved.

ability to put tags on users. 5 bucks per tag. tag a user a cuck, a nigger, a fag, a tranny enjoyer, a gooner, vtube watcher, etc.. ability to pay the same amount to have it removed.

ability to pay for an unban for non-illegal bans, but you pay per month or get rebanned for lapse of payment. $20 for the first unban, go up 10 bucks each time and for alt accounts.

threadban someone for x days. 10 bucks for 3 days. 20 bucks for 7. 35 bucks for 14 days. 60 bucks for a month.


profile customization? 5 bucks for a variety of funny png hats that go just above avatars? yamulka, sombrero, taxidermy animals, rats, possums, bears, wolves


$80 bucks to be allowed to call a jannie a nigger faggot and not get banned


Do we get name changes? Make it cost money to change your own screen name (profile will show "the artist formerly known as (old screen name)"

Identified lolcow breadtubers have to pay a monthly subscription to be able to view new posts in hot threads. Would also need to limit visibility without an account, maybe only the OP is visible, so it's still findable. Rekeita has to sign in now to compulsively read his cuck thread, and pay $100 a month.

merch:

funny wall posters, cup coasters, rugs. imagine an idubbz rug. you're just constantly treading on his greasy libnigger face. might need to vectorize some people because of how gross they are.
 
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I think keeping a link in the description (so people can click it) & a QR code up on screen are both good ways to push monetization. IDK if Kick & Rumble lets you pin comments like Twitch & Youtube but that would also be a good idea.
 
Your show with PPP is very good. I always thought you needed a cohost for MATI and PPP is a great foil for you. Better than Warski because both of them revv each other up and it just becomes annoying (which is why i dont listen to Kino Casino) whereas you anchor and focus him.
 
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