💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Rudolf's Friend]

It happened again, another Super Smash Bros player got accused of pedophilia, this time it's one of the people who was fucking with Hax$ allegedly. He also tried to kill himself by ingesting a bunch of salt, but it was fake and gay

Post in thread 'Super Smash Bros. Community'

Apr 6, 2026

Minecraft PVP YouTuber tencry has released a video on #1 ranked Sumo player Orez. If that name sounds familiar, that is because Orez is allegedly one of the few responsible for driving Hax$ to suicide.

Spoiler: Local Archive

The video only starts getting into new info 7 minutes in, the main points are:
- Orez was accused of being a pedophile, defending lolicon, having CP on his computer, and trying to groom a 13 year old online.
- Orez DFE'd everything due to both the Technicals video on him as well as the pedophile...

• Spectate

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[The Great One]

So I'm on tiktok and I see this video on a "Lincoln Bronco" and my expectations were slightly mixed to this dressed up bronco

So this italian guy has a ford/lincoln dealership, his family has had it for 60 years, he decides to make a "Lincoln Bronco" to compete with the g-wagen and the land rovers, and everyone looking into this vehicle wanted it to look something like this

So I go to the comments and everyone is going, "this is just a bronco with seat covers, this dagowop betrayed us"



Now besides that, in my opinion the new bronco ain't shit. The best bronco's were the 1st gen bronco from the 60s and the rest built on the f-series platform till 1996


This is more a bronco than the new bronco

 

[DSP for president 2032]

He probably said the I-word (Israel).

It looks like he said the N-word.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Asmongold and Hasan kiss on the mouth and you can't convince me otherwise.

 

[Hermann von Salsa]

https://x.com/Asmongold/status/2041352900635422834

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Week ban for basically saying fuck the palis. Hasan wins today.

Assmon needs to finally just cut ties with Twitch and just sign a exclusivity deal with something like Rumble or Kick. He's going to keep getting punished by Twitch for stepping out of line until he gives up and goes back to fence sitting.

 

[DickMain]

No other details I'm seeing yet.

My money is on "Because Hasan Said So".

 

[zeroapexpeak]

Assmon needs to finally just cut ties with Twitch and just sign a exclusivity deal with something like Rumble or Kick. He's going to keep getting punished by Twitch for stepping out of line until he gives up and goes back to fence sitting.

But then he won't mog Hasan daily and cause him intense mental anguish by having more viewers. Torturing the turkroachs ego must be the only reason why he stays and I support him for that alone.

 

[Cybork]

https://x.com/Asmongold/status/2041352900635422834

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Week ban for basically saying fuck the palis. Hasan wins today.

A week ban for saying fuck third worlders?

That seems excessive. isnt twitch the same place which hands out weekend bands for animal abuse, showing titehs to underage viewers, and only on Hasan's 30th call for terrorism in a single week.

Idk how Asmon hasn't been banned from twitch permanently. I remember when so much as implying ywnbaw would get you perma banned, and his thoughts are definitely more 'radical' now. why does he stay on the platform? he is living in his mom's house and survives on soda and fast food. the electric is probably this guy's biggest monthly bill. its not like he needs the money and does twitch payout well anyways?

I wish twitch would fade into irrelevance.

 

[Molokroid]

So I know a lot on here are at least aware/interested in what's going on asmon, he just ate a Twitch suspension. No other details I'm seeing yet.

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I am not a Twitch watcher but my hatred for the modern web style of error messages fills me with contempt.
"We are sorry, the channel is unavailable" - Why, what did they do, how did it happen, what specific guidelines were broken?
"Sorry, this user cannot be found" - deleted or never existed, when did this happen?
"Whoops, looks like an error, reload the page" - Why, what happened?
On YouTube, banned channels are silently removed from subscriptions so you never even notice the ban, just a vague feeling of "hm wasn't there a channel I used to watch?".

It sounds so soft spoken and devoid of details. Literally a "fuck you" to the user wrapped in kid gloves because we are just mindless Niggercattle to the tech ccompanies, undeserving of a reason and willing to just be waved away. Maybe it's just MATI but the dumbing down of sites on the internet is a form of learned helplessness.

Even the Kiwifarms somewhat has it with users limiting who can see their user profiles or info after they are banned. Why specifically is this user hiding and what crazy activities did they get up to?

 

[mlanguishi]

I am not a Twitch watcher but my hatred for the modern web style of error messages fills me with contempt.
"We are sorry, the channel is unavailable" - Why, what did they do, how did it happen, what specific guidelines were broken?

Null said that long ago, it's to gaslight you when you can't tell exactly if you're 'banned' or whatever. They want things vague. At least on here if you're temp banned it you can't even read at all and need to logoff. Let someone know if they are banned or muted. Youtube's been the worst of that for shadow banning and letting you type. Read only ok, but let someone know if can't add.

Basically they know normie and tech illiterates won't even notice usually and keep typing to the void and not complain.

 

[Wodanaz]

Assmon needs to finally just cut ties with Twitch and just sign a exclusivity deal with something like Rumble or Kick. He's going to keep getting punished by Twitch for stepping out of line until he gives up and goes back to fence sitting.

disagree because this keeps drawing attention to how broken, backwards, and retarded twitch's administration is.
force them to permaban you and show the world what they are.

 

[Lazy Drei]

I will never touch Twitch for reasons like this. Blatant cronyism and ridiculously vague ToS.

 

[Sneeds]

So I'm on tiktok and I see this video on a "Lincoln Bronco" and my expectations were slightly mixed to this dressed up bronco
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So this italian guy has a ford/lincoln dealership, his family has had it for 60 years, he decides to make a "Lincoln Bronco" to compete with the g-wagen and the land rovers, and everyone looking into this vehicle wanted it to look something like this
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So I go to the comments and everyone is going, "this is just a bronco with seat covers, this dagowop betrayed us"
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Now besides that, in my opinion the new bronco ain't shit. The best bronco's were the 1st gen bronco from the 60s and the rest built on the f-series platform till 1996
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This is more a bronco than the new bronco

I’d rather risk it and get a used Land Rover Defender 90 with the 5.0 Supercharged v8. Atleast it has a v8 instead of the damn ecoboost the “Cavallo” has

 

[Hentai-Semitism]

A big pet peeve of me is when hedonists will basically use "the universe" for divine providence.

Also for the bomb defusal scene, why was her reaction to being trapped in a building that about to be blown up to defuse the bombs? Isn't that a great time to use your time travel powers in the game about time travel? Why were the only bombs in the basement?


I nominate jannie as best character. I hope to see a resurgence of Post-Industrial Broomcore
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An avatar for anyone who wants one:
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[Gregis]

It strikes me that time-rewinder vs shapeshifter could make for an incredibly compelling plot, rich in intrigue and potential. That one moment where Max is talking to Safi and she is complaining about Max's powers, and you realize "oh yeah, it would be incredibly frustrating to have the character I'm playing as as an adversary" (note also how natural the rewind thing is for gamers; Null savescummed one of the Chloe segments!); it forces some perspective on how you just spent the first part of the game being paranoid that this frustrating shapeshifter could be impersonating any of the interactions you had. But then they don't really do anything with it. They just lean into Safi and Chloe's gay dead people connection. I hope someone steals this idea and makes something cool with it because the makers of the "nothing ever happens or can possibly happen" game lucked into a gold mine they necessarily squandered. Hell, even a traditional adventure game with this could be awesome.

 

[ratnoid]

A big pet peeve of me is when hedonists will basically use "the universe" for divine providence.

Yeah, it's something I had noticed as well. There was even an instance when Yasmin was talking about God being involved, but immediately went "no... no God... something else" after that. Why would 'Da Universe' care if a blue green haired girl lives or not? I guess people still instinctively search for a divine symbol in their life, even they completely deny it.


Thank da Universe!

 

[Hentai-Semitism]

I am not a Twitch watcher but my hatred for the modern web style of error messages fills me with contempt.
"We are sorry, the channel is unavailable" - Why, what did they do, how did it happen, what specific guidelines were broken?
"Sorry, this user cannot be found" - deleted or never existed, when did this happen?
"Whoops, looks like an error, reload the page" - Why, what happened?

Yeah, it's annoying when you make a Youtube playlist, then some of the videos get removed and the only thing you know is how many. They can't be bothered to keep the titles at the very least.

 

[The Great One]

I’d rather risk it and get a used Land Rover Defender 90 with the 5.0 Supercharged v8. At least it has a v8 instead of the damn ecoboost the “Cavallo” has
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Honestly if I wanted a used land rover, I'd go for a middle generation 2006-2009 l322 range rover with either the 4.4 jaguar v8 or the 4.2 supercharged jaguar v8, or a land rover lr3: because at least when these were made ford owned jaguar land rover and they tried to make these more reliable by removing the bmw v8 with the vanoss timing issues that the pre 2006 ones had, but then when the indian company Tata bought them after 2009 and made the 5.0 jaguar v8 they fucked these suv's, basically when the Germans made the range rover they made it too complex, when america made them they made the range rover pretty good, when the indians who still run jlr group make range rovers they're shitboxes



But if I'm being honest, I'm more a fan of the p38a range rover from the 90s (mostly because its the last with that rover/buick aluminum v8, and that rover v8 sounds fucking sick straight piped)

(I know this is a range rover classic in the video but the engine sounds fucking amazing still)

 

[Haramburger]

Someone bank pay featured the hi-res Gunt jiggle .gif from 2020 and I am immediately reminded of American Psycho:
"Check out my favorite lolcow. Tweets too much. Police do wellness checks. Nudity. Fatness."
"Nice. Let's see Paul Allen's lolcow."
Look at that subtle color changing on that gunt. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God. It even has a smiley face on it.

Just a room full of psychopaths competing to compare lolcows and fill a portfolio of react stickers.

 

[Sneeds]

And Just like that Ye got banned from the UK and the Wireless Festival has cancelled (link)

The reception towards this is more antisemitism, criticism of the UK’s immigration and the allowing of Muslim rape gangs. And just pure UK hate



Some “celebrities” have praised the UK for blocking Kanye (Link)



Now this Melman one made me laugh

Keir Starmer made a statement saying that Kanye should have never been invited. And that the government stands by the Jewish community. And they will not stop fighting the poison that is Anti Semitism (Link)

People are pissed


Update: The President of the Board of Deputies of British Jews releases a statement in response to Ye's ban and Wireless festival cancellation, "We hope that lessons are learned across the industry." (link)

You niggergoyim better not step out of line ever again, there are lessons to be learned from this goycattle