💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[The Lawgiver]

Will there be a part 2 of Kiwi Casino Digital Circus?

he's sailing away

I was going to edit a midi version of this (diffrent soundfonts, game boy, genesis, the roland sc-55 "doom soundfont", etc) but goddamn can i not stand that fucking theme song. It ruins every soundfont I've got.

Come sail away ruins soundfonts? or the digital circus theme that's blatantly yoinking elements form come sail away and the mario world stage theme? The digital circus theme already uses midis from n64 and SNES shit and there's like infinite covers of all versions of it, it's the styx one that's weirdly lacking in the n64 cover department it seems.

Spoiler: I found these two really good examples using both the n64 and SNES mario

EDIT: BONUS

And also this classic old meme song form way back in the fucking day, the proper OG version where they're all funny and gross looking versions of the mario cast and not generic psuedoanime guys

Youtube has somehow potatoified the quality even worse than the last time I saw this old upload. neat.

 

[Belgians in the Congo]

Is the third burger straight up called the triple nigger?

I don't care what it's called, I asked for a triple nigger and the owner happily gave me one 10/10.

 

[ChaosReignsOnSomeSaturday]

I am not gonna subject myself to the "Fact-Checking Hitler" video torture, someone just tell me how pozzed and goypilled it is.

 

[Account]

Pay your $5 cheapskate.

Looks like neither gumroad nor locals takes crypto. The all-knowing AI recommends setting up crypto to virtual credit card and using that.

Sorry Josh, Sorry PPP. Not even this Kino can tempt me to taint my holy cryptocurrency with the Antichrist.

 

[mindlessobserver]

I don't care what it's called, I asked for a triple nigger and the owner happily gave me one 10/10.

I'm so jealous right now. I had a cookout "Big Double" for dinner, and for those who know, the "big" part of that is a joke.

 

[Donald_J_Trump]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTdPkZkE4BY

Shalom

 

[The Great One]

Come sail away ruins soundfonts? or the digital circus theme that's blatantly yoinking elements form come sail away and the mario world stage theme? The digital circus theme already uses midis from n64 and SNES shit and there's like infinite covers of all versions of it, it's the styx one that's weirdly lacking in the n64 cover department it seems.

Never mind I had a better idea.

Spoiler

1:04

but here's the doom sc-55 midi file of the opening theme (the spoiler will make sense with why I chose that soundfont)

I still hate the opening, it sounds gay and teeth-rottingly bad.

 

[Dan of Steel]

Watching PPP suffah and immediately hating TADC from the very first frame is pure kino. I can feel the visceral fucking hatred he has for it.

 

[skunt]

i dunno where else to post it so dropping it here because nulls mentioned it a few times before. new EWU video covering another tranny crime, a 28 y/o who killed his parents because they cancelled his surgery

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

I always wondered since he grew up in the South if Jersh was a big fan of Nascar after seeing the recent news of that driver just randomly dying.

 

[Sprate Header]

Pretty funny video from Minecraft trolling group Fifth Column, where they find small Twitch streamers playing on their own (non-whitelisted) Minecraft servers, use an exploit or something to crash / boot them out of their server, and then refuse to let them back in until they do 10 push-ups on stream:

 

[DavidS877]

I always wondered since he grew up in the South if Jersh was a big fan of Nascar after seeing the recent news of that driver just randomly dying.

From what I can tell he's not very good at being Southern. I'm not even sure if he knows what a demolition derby is.

 

[April the Not-So-Hotwife]

i dunno where else to post it so dropping it here because nulls mentioned it a few times before. new EWU video covering another tranny crime, a 28 y/o who killed his parents because they cancelled his surgery

https://youtube.com/watch?v=4N4XN9Xn1VE

I quite literally just saw this in my recommendations. In my head I heard Josh saying WHATS UP EWU CREW. Certified MATI EWU Segment.

 

[indomitable snowman]

If you talk about Destiny 2 and Bungie show this. They are the most woke pozzed of all pozzed game developers.

Post in thread 'Marathon 2025'

May 8, 2026

How do you feel about these changes, personally? As our official KF Marathon ambassador the people need to know.

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Now seeing the Bungie loss number blow up to $765 MILLION, per Geoff Keighley and several other Twitterers:
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(L/A)

I don't know what impairment means in financial terms though so this might not be as bad as it sounds, but I am confident it isn't good news for Bungie.

Couldn't have happened to a better bunch. Get fucked bungie (and soyny)

https://www.bungie.net/7/en/News/article/50218

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• indomitable snowman

Reactions: x 15 x 4 x 2 x 2 x 1 x 3

Post in thread 'Destiny 2'

Yesterday at 7:33 PM

The Destiny series was never good to begin with and had faggot DLC long before Halo became Gay. Destiny fans are faggots.

• Battlefield2142EU

Reactions: x 7 x 2 x 1 x 1

 

[The Great One]

Stephen Colbert just signed off of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

To remember the festive occasion I think i'll play a clip that jersh has used on mati of colbert

 

[SchloppyI.T.Man]

Hey Josh, any clue why Dave Schaffer is getting propped up as a keynote speaker at an ARIN sponsored event? There's big names on this docket that seem incongruent with Cogent's reputation.

https://nanog.org/

If anything, it'd be incredibly funny if you tried to sign up and make a stink.

 

[scubain]

I just watched the new Kiwi Casino. I thought Josh and PPP were kidding about it being a tranny show, but then I looked into Gooseworx and realized they weren't kidding.

What's wrong chuddy boy? Afraid of a REAL woman?

Spoiler: DO NOT REMOVE XER GLASSES WITH GROK

 

[HomosexualCheezeMaker]

If you talk about Destiny 2 and Bungie show this. They are the most woke pozzed of all pozzed game developers.

Post in thread 'Marathon 2025'

May 8, 2026

How do you feel about these changes, personally? As our official KF Marathon ambassador the people need to know.

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Now seeing the Bungie loss number blow up to $765 MILLION, per Geoff Keighley and several other Twitterers:
View attachment 8974272
(L/A)

I don't know what impairment means in financial terms though so this might not be as bad as it sounds, but I am confident it isn't good news for Bungie.

Couldn't have happened to a better bunch. Get fucked bungie (and soyny)

https://www.bungie.net/7/en/News/article/50218

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• indomitable snowman

Reactions: x 15 x 4 x 2 x 2 x 1 x 3

Post in thread 'Destiny 2'

Yesterday at 7:33 PM

The Destiny series was never good to begin with and had faggot DLC long before Halo became Gay. Destiny fans are faggots.

• Battlefield2142EU

Reactions: x 7 x 2 x 1 x 1

Like most homosexual media creators Bungie is know for rapeing it's audience

 

[Hentai-Semitism]

What's wrong chuddy boy? Afraid of a REAL woman?

Spoiler: DO NOT REMOVE XER GLASSES WITH GROK

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[James X Maxwell]

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Mandatory Kiwi verification for the BigNiggaBurger.


It was a fucking excellent borgar. We showed up and the guy immediately realized what we were after lmao, found out that there are LAYERS to the BNB.
You can have the simple nigga, the double nigga or (my choice) the triple nigger. Afterwards you're asked if you want the SEASONING fo' Dem programs fries (paprika, salt, garlic) which we had and was quite good but definitely on the milder side. Lastly if you want the normal buns or the nigga buns, the choice is obvious.

The BNB is composed of a layer of a smash burger followed by cheddar layer and then a double thick cut bacon layer, plus some of their patented big nigga sauce which is basically like a homemade big Mac sauce (very good!!!) all that with a dose of minced grilled onions.

10/10 burger even if it tried escaping my grasp a couple times, plus there's a cute kitty that hangs around and meows for bacon.
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Big Nigga Cat who just like the owner of this fine establishment is White lol.
You better read my review on stream pussy @Null

ARE YOU EATING A HEDGEHOG NIGGER?