💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Null said:
First rule of MATI is, we don't talk about secret cat.
Second rule of MATI is, we DON'T talk about secret cat.
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Look, Josh, I like the secret love child. And then you secretly married to a Ukrainian woman you met in Kiev. Conspiracy theory.
Also, what's wrong with having a cat? There's nothing wrong with the good pussy.
Also, Josh, next time you and Pa you should pick up some. Sweet baloney. It's a thing that. We make in this state and it's really good. Great with. Really nice expensive smoked gouda and crackers.
 
Null said:
Stray today at Noon EST.
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Homer Simpson said:
The funniest part is the poisoning. Muhammed was poisoned by a jewish woman, after killing her family, and she offered to cook food for him and he just accepted it. Then while not taking enough to kill him, he was ill for about 5 years before the aorta killed him, in the arms of his raped child bride.
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PBUH Greatest Story Ever Told of which Meiwaku is a fan of, gets more comical the more you read it.

One of PBUH's companions also ate the poisoned meal and died from it, saying before his death that he worried of the woman trying to poison them but assumed that since Muhammad took a bite from it then it is safe.

PBUH ate a bit and said that he suddenly had a revelation that it was poisoned as if Allah couldn't let him know before he had a taste of it.
 
Belgians in the Congo said:
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Mandatory Kiwi verification for the BigNiggaBurger.


It was a fucking excellent borgar. We showed up and the guy immediately realized what we were after lmao, found out that there are LAYERS to the BNB.
You can have the simple nigga, the double nigga or (my choice) the triple nigger. Afterwards you're asked if you want the SEASONING fo' Dem programs fries (paprika, salt, garlic) which we had and was quite good but definitely on the milder side. Lastly if you want the normal buns or the nigga buns, the choice is obvious.

The BNB is composed of a layer of a smash burger followed by cheddar layer and then a double thick cut bacon layer, plus some of their patented big nigga sauce which is basically like a homemade big Mac sauce (very good!!!) all that with a dose of minced grilled onions.

10/10 burger even if it tried escaping my grasp a couple times, plus there's a cute kitty that hangs around and meows for bacon.
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Big Nigga Cat who just like the owner of this fine establishment is White lol.
You better read my review on stream pussy @Null
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Did a quick sketch with the mouse huehuehue
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That guy who said Fiat is the jewish equivalent of a car company well.... their halfway correct. Stellantis is the 2nd biggest automotive conglomerate in the world. Stellantis is a joint venture of Groupe PSA (Peugeot, Citroen, Opel And Vauxhall, in which opel and vauxhall were bought by psa off of general motors) and FCA (Fiat, Alfa Romeo, Maserati, Dodge, Chrysler, Jeep, and Ram) but its still not as big as Volkswagen Automotive Group: Volkswagen, Audi, Porsche, Lamborghini, Bugatti, Seat, Skoda, Ducati, Cupra, Scout (a ev rebrand of the long discontinued international scout suv/trucks brand) Jetta (their chinese auto brand) and Traton (their truck division that also owns Scania, Man, and Navistar/International Trucks)
Unrelated video of a real tigga selling real tigga hellcats and dodge challengers
 
Null said:
gator almost definitely shed literal fucking tears and thought of himself like a father watching his daughter graduate university when she graduated to phase
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Till he got taken out by Clavicular and friends in that swamp
 
Congrats on being scared right into the underworld Josh, truly the cat player of all time.
 
I saw part of the leaked Amazing Digital Circus finale and I had a real schizo moment. During the credits there's a scene that implies an interracial lesbian nonbinary sex scene behind closed doors and it included a picture of an egg with question marks and a big Abstract N.

Even in this niggas goon fantasies the gay groomer begging to troonify others and the racist chud that sleeps deep in the heart of all online tranny's are fighting to get out and be heard within his subconscious.

Im also becoming convinced that every character represents a part of gooseworks inner tranny. It's not just zooble. It's all of them. Also the rabbit becomes a pet that they basically own and let live with them.

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God's strongest milkman said:
I saw part of the leaked Amazing Digital Circus finale and I had a real schizo moment. During the credits there's a scene that implies an interracial lesbian nonbinary sex scene behind closed doors and it included a picture of an egg with question marks and a big Abstract N.

Even in this niggas goon fantasies the gay groomer begging to troonify others and the racist chud that sleeps deep in the heart of all online tranny's are fighting to get out and be heard within his subconscious.

Im also becoming convinced that every character represents a part of gooseworks inner tranny. It's not just zooble. It's all of them. Also the rabbit becomes a pet that they basically own and let live with them.

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You forgot that the masked character is actually a male jeet that pretends to be a woman so is a black pooner with a jeet troon, is important just to drive home how degenerate Nooseworx is.
 
Was going thru my old computer and found this video that is very relevant in today’s climate

Also isn’t there a Gay version of this meme format? I recognize the song
 
The Great One said:
So something to note about the "90 minutes of the amazing digital circus movie" that glitch and gooseworx love to brag about is that it's not really a full 90 minutes of new stuff, its only 1 hour of new material as the first 4 minutes is just 1. A brief recap of the series from episodes 1-7 and the first minute and a half minus the warning screen and glitch intro is just going to be Zach Hadel as his fish character talking about theater etiquette: ie. Turn off your phones, and the no spoilers (thats what I could come up with at least: I can't fucking speak portuguese) and then they play episode 8
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DMNlzf8PiEM:60 (a episode that already is on youtube on their channel) so there's the 31 minutes and 42 seconds before the new episode footage.
So to summerize, its not even 90 minutes of new stuff its 35 minutes of recapping and then the next hour is new material.
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The 9th layer of hell is treachery, which PPP will feel when he sits down in the theater and is forced to recap his torture for the first half hour.
 
Remember the TIM day care worker who got charged because he bragged online about raping a toddler at the changing table? He was covered on MATI back when the show had a dedicated trans segment.
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Well the judge reduced it to a misdemeanour and as of 4 months ago, he is back on the street, free to molest more toddlers.
https://www.lawofficer.com/trans-id...hildres-receives-no-jail-time-molesting-baby/
A misdemeanour, so he won't even get an entry in the sex offender registry.
 
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