✨ Celebrity Madonna - elderly woman mired in existential crisis.

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It's really disgusting to see this woman pose like that around children and include them in those photos. If anyone is using black people as 'accessories', it's her.
 
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Smaug's Smokey Hole said:
I don't know why I'm thinking "slave owner". Boss Lady Mah Dona!
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How I see myself:
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How others see me:
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Oh Camille -and I fucking love Camille- is embittered to this day that Madonna snubbed her after Camille enshrined her as the personification of a modern day Apollonian sex icon in Sexual Personae.
 
JamesFargo said:
Seems like American Life changed her a bit. Every time she was in the news afterward, it was for some assholery:
  • snubbing a fan for giving her the wrong flowers ("I loathe hydrangeas"),
  • snatching African kids out of the womb
  • recording the worst Bond theme ever
  • leaving her own brother to starve
  • ruining Guy Ritchie's career, which didn't score her any points.
I think a lot of people just want her to go away.
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She hates hydrangeas? This might be worst crime on the list second only to stealing African children. Who hates nature’s prefect little bouquets?
 
Cheesegirl78 said:
Who could hate ANY flower? That's like saying you hate puppies and kittens.
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This is textbook diva behavior. Asserting her power through ridiculous demands. It's that old Conan O'Brien skit where Andy demands a bowl of green M&Ms to be waiting for him backstage and then hurls it to the ground.
 
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Barbarella said:
Madonna has a boyfriend younger than some of her kids. She has to suspect he’s out to use her. (He’s a backup dancer). Maybe I’m wrong and it’s true love at 63 and 27. I wonder how many 27 year old dudes here would hit on a 63 year old if she wasn’t formerly famous?
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You’d have to wonder what they even talk about? He probably just waits until she takes a nap and then sees if there is anything he could nick.
JamesFargo said:
Seems like American Life changed her a bit. Every time she was in the news afterward, it was for some assholery:
  • snubbing a fan for giving her the wrong flowers ("I loathe hydrangeas"),
  • snatching African kids out of the womb
  • recording the worst Bond theme ever
  • leaving her own brother to starve
  • ruining Guy Ritchie's career, which didn't score her any points.
I think a lot of people just want her to go away.
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Agreed but it takes two to tango in the case of Guy Ritchie. She was well past her prime by the time they married; surely there was some washed up page three model he could have married and eventually divorced.

Also not only was her Bond theme the worst, her cameo in the movie was somehow worse than the song! A faux Bri’ish accent and her rolling her eyes about cockfighting and other awful double entendres. Damn near killed the Bond franchise with that awful movie.

Seems like after 1999, Madonna has been poison in everything she touches.
 
NeoGAF Lurker said:
Also not only was her Bond theme the worst, her cameo in the movie was somehow worse than the song! A faux Bri’ish accent and her rolling her eyes about cockfighting and other awful double entendres.
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That was an odd period in her life when she was trying to be a genteel English housewife. She's like Steven Seagal in that she's pretended to be every race under the sun.

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JamesFargo said:
Yes, that was an odd period in her life when she was trying to be a genteel English housewife. She's like Steven Seagal in that she's pretended to be every race under the sun.

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That was the period where she was living quietly in her English castle, right? Did something happen to her then or was she just unable to give up the thrill of acting out sexually?
 
Free the Pedos said:
That was the period where she was living quietly in her English castle, right? Did something happen to her then or was she just unable to give up the thrill of acting out sexually?
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I don't know the details of that. I do know that being a strong woman and having a strong marriage don't necessarily go together. All of her lovers are pretty much valets: just along for the ride.
 
I know that a few months back she had a meltdown if your Zodiac sign is a Scorpio
And she hated Bush
 
Free the Pedos said:
That was the period where she was living quietly in her English castle, right? Did something happen to her then or was she just unable to give up the thrill of acting out sexually?
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I just remember her getting thrown from a horse and being injured, but the rumor going around was Guy beat the shit out of her. She filed for divorce not long after.

Can't blame her, but I imagine she's not an easy person to live with, especially if you're an opinionated man.
 
Cheesegirl78 said:
I just remember her getting thrown from a horse and being injured, but the rumor going around was Guy beat the shit out of her. She filed for divorce not long after.

Can't blame her, but I imagine she's not an easy person to live with, especially if you're an opinionated man.
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While I've never read an account from Guy Ritchie himself, her son Rocco has stated living with her is hell with how hypocritical her parenting style is. Whether this is truth or not, one mustn't forget journos love to twist stories.

Here are two articles about Rocco's words about what living with her is like:

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Why Madonna’s kids want nothing to do with her

Madonna’s stern and controlling manner has her teenage kids running for the hills.
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I'm inclined to believe it must be very difficult with her Cluster B personality traits, must feel like walking on eggshells all the time.
 
HIVidaBoheme said:
While I've never read an account from Guy Ritchie himself, her son Rocco has stated living with her is hell with how hypocritical her parenting style is. Whether this is truth or not, one mustn't forget journos love to twist stories.

Here are two articles about Rocco's words about what living with her is like:

www.google.com

Why Madonna’s kids want nothing to do with her

Madonna’s stern and controlling manner has her teenage kids running for the hills.
www.google.com www.google.com


I'm inclined to believe it must be very difficult with her Cluster B personality traits, must feel like walking on eggshells all the time.
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Those poor kids.
Never cooking for them?
The kids wanting her home but she wanted to "still tour and invoke change in the world." Someone's been huffing their own farts for WAY too long.
Bitch, you had those children, stay home with them. They're not your fucking accessories to trot out when you feel like it.
 
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