✨ Celebrity Madonna - elderly woman mired in existential crisis.

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This comic has come up earlier in the thread and this bitch literally just traced two pics of Audrey and Madonna:

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Madonna's shopped to hell and Audrey's is mostly left alone as a candid (pics of young Audrey are very much altered), but it's like we don't know what Madonna really looks like. We know what Madonna looks like without the filters and her hair (wig) covering that fake chest piece's shoulder straps:

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Women can age whatever, but don't lie and also pretend she doesn't want attention drawn to her:

Madonna Is Pissed That People Focused on Her Face at the Grammy

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Also this author thinks she looks like this:
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and can only draw her own model head-on. I'm finding stolen jokes searching her and I bet if you crawled the rest of her comics you would find they're all traced, and that's why she draws herself only moving her eyes and never changing her expression.
 

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Madonna Announces Music Video With The Weeknd & Playboi Carti

Welp. Guess my prediction fell flat and she's not going to be riding the K-pop bandwagon anytime soon, and I'm equal parts disappointed and relieved.

Relieved because this means there's still at least one (1) genre that she hasn't tried worming herself into yet, disappointed because this means yet another unlistenable collaboration with rappers (and because I would've paid money to see how she'd look like next to Korean femboys younger than some of her children)
 
NBD, but Madonna has a concert in Sacramento this week. $2200 per person for floor tickets. I have no idea who can afford this at this time. I could get a fairly decent used car for that.
 
Cheesegirl78 said:
NBD, but Madonna has a concert in Sacramento this week. $2200 per person for floor tickets. I have no idea who can afford this at this time. I could get a fairly decent used car for that.
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At $2200 I'd expect armchairs, catering, free booze and a meet and greet with the performers, jesus.
 
I couldn’t believe $2200 so I checked. Even seats right in front off the stage are only going for a few hundred.

Maybe a booth is $2000 but not a ticket-even a good ticket. Most I saw was $600. Also, seems like some seats are open in each section.

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Barbarella said:
I couldn’t believe $2200 so I checked. Even seats right in front off the stage are only going for a few hundred.

Maybe a booth is $2000 but not a ticket-even a good ticket. Most I saw was $600. Also, seems like some seats are open in each section.

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I checked just now.
The concert has been postponed a week, and the tickets wave gone up in price:

$2200 to $4100. The only person I would pay that much to see is my grandmother if she rose from the dead.

@Barbarella, just noticed we're looking in different spots, you're looking higher up, I'm looking at the floor tickets.
But even the nosebleed seats have more than doubled in price.
 

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Cheesegirl78 said:
I checked just now.
The concert has been postponed a week, and the tickets wave gone up in price:

$2200 to $4100. The only person I would pay that much to see is my grandmother if she rose from the dead.

@Barbarella, just noticed we're looking in different spots, you're looking higher up, I'm looking at the floor tickets.
But even the nosebleed seats have more than doubled in price.
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Non-American here, who can even afford this? Like what's the target audience here?
 
Anteros said:
Non-American here, who can even afford this? Like what's the target audience here?
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My son and his wife took their kids to Aftershock last year, and they were able to do a layaway type of payment with the ticket company, so maybe that's what people are doing for this..

And I kind of like Madonnas music up until her Ray of Light era, and wouldn't turn down a free or really cheap ticket to see her.
But apparently she won't do her older stuff in concert now, I don't want to hear her blather about Trump and blowing up the White House, and to be frank, her looks give me the creeps.
 
Anteros said:
Non-American here, who can even afford this? Like what's the target audience here?
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Gay DINKs (two income, no kids) over 40 are a great demo for older pop stars. They are rich and will pay handsomely to recapture some 1980’s glory days in style and comfort.

But most ticket sites are sketchy. Madonna’s PR team probably planted to story about the sky high ticket cost. She’s done similar stories in other cities. It makes people think they scored when they buy tickets for $300. The secondary ticket sites, like eBay, mean ppl can ask whatever price they want for their tickets. They want to take advantage of ppl worrying they will miss out if they don’t buy now, rather than risk waiting a few days till the show and getting cheap tickets.
 
Pina Colada said:
Oh no! Granny and her tranny backup dancer took another tumble!
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On one hand, she's still out there dancing and giving it her all, and I admire her for that, but on the other hand, she looks like she's having trouble doing a routine she used to be able to do in her sleep.
Makes me sad to watch her.
 
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