✨ Celebrity Madonna - elderly woman mired in existential crisis.

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Man, Madonna really fucked these kids up. I’m keeping my fingers crossed for Mercy, she’s our only hope.

Them hoodrat twins already seem suspect. Rocco is cosplaying as a Great Gatsby character, David is a tryhard artfag. And Lola…
Lourdes is so trashy. And not even in the way 1980s Madonna was trashy. Just awful. What the fuck is that photo of her and that pink haired abomination in the toilet even meant to be? What are they doing???

Celebrities being vulgar, uninspiring and tasteless is nothing new, but I'm honestly surprised that Madonna's firstborn daughter of all people is like this. You would've expected some of Madonna's ambition and work ethic (morally neutral values and ones she indisputably has) to rub off on Lourdes, but apparently she's just content posing in the toilet with her shitter out next to some other hideous, irrelevant rich kid. And the funny thing is that she's crediting the people who did her hair and nails.... in preparation for a photoshoot in the toilet. Interesting choice?

She has the connections and, begrudgingly, the angular androgynous face emblematic of modern day models to perhaps start a semi-serious modeling career, but why work towards that, or towards anything for that matter, when mommy's money and name gets you everything on a silver platter? :story:
 
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Lourdes is so trashy. And not even in the way 1980s Madonna was trashy. Just awful. What the fuck is that photo of her and that pink haired abomination in the toilet even meant to be? What are they doing???

Celebrities being vulgar, uninspiring and tasteless is nothing new, but I'm honestly surprised that Madonna's firstborn daughter of all people is like this. You would've expected some of Madonna's ambition and work ethic (morally neutral values and ones she indisputably has) to rub off on Lourdes, but apparently she's just content posing in the toilet with her shitter out next to some other hideous, irrelevant rich kid. And the funny thing is that she's crediting the people who did her hair and nails.... in preparation for a photoshoot in the toilet. Interesting choice?

She has the connections and, begrudgingly, the angular androgynous face emblematic of modern day models to perhaps start a semi-serious modeling career, but why work towards that, or towards anything for that matter, when mommy's money and name gets you everything on a silver platter? :story:
She's the result of Madonna picking up a rando hispanic off the streets of New York, something Madonna made sure everyone knew, and you can easily walk down a Bronx street and find a dozen girls better looking, with better bodies and better work ethics and morals within 10 minutes. Madonna raised her daughter to be just like her but she doesn't have any talent or ambition. It's sad, Rocco at least has a father who can offer him stability and attention, something Madonna can't, or won't.
 
She's the result of Madonna picking up a rando hispanic off the streets of New York, something Madonna made sure everyone knew, and you can easily walk down a Bronx street and find a dozen girls better looking, with better bodies and better work ethics and morals within 10 minutes. Madonna raised her daughter to be just like her but she doesn't have any talent or ambition. It's sad, Rocco at least has a father who can offer him stability and attention, something Madonna can't, or won't.
Noooo, Carlos Leon is a "personal trainer", don't you remember? Plus, she was filming Evitia, she NEEDED an authentic Latin sex slave to help her really get into the part. Plus, she needed that dick so she could sing "La Isla Bonita".
 
Noooo, Carlos Leon is a "personal trainer", don't you remember? Plus, she was filming Evitia, she NEEDED an authentic Latin sex slave to help her really get into the part. Plus, she needed that dick so she could sing "La Isla Bonita".
Argentina never deserved this horror.
 
Noooo, Carlos Leon is a "personal trainer", don't you remember? Plus, she was filming Evitia, she NEEDED an authentic Latin sex slave to help her really get into the part. Plus, she needed that dick so she could sing "La Isla Bonita".
Holy shit, how have I never realized that Lourdes' dad is fucking Jesus from Big Lebowski? She looks really weird, nothing like either of her parents. I can't unsee pedo Jesus in her face now...
 
Did Madonna sold her tacky nouveau riche house already?

Seems she moved few times the last 5 years which is suspicious.
I really want to watch a completely broke Madonna saga.
Does anyone bring money in the household?
She's terrible a budgeting and isn't making new money, this surely can't last forever.
 
Did Madonna sold her tacky nouveau riche house already?

Seems she moved few times the last 5 years which is suspicious.
I really want to watch a completely broke Madonna saga.
Does anyone bring money in the household?
She's terrible a budgeting and isn't making new money, this surely can't last forever.
She may not chart as much as she did in the 80s/early 90s, but she still gets royalties every single time one of her songs gets used in a movie, commercial, or just plays on the radio. I dare say most of her income comes from her classic songs even now. Like it or not, she's managed to solidify herself as a pop icon, so I think she's safe.
 
She may not chart as much as she did in the 80s/early 90s, but she still gets royalties every single time one of her songs gets used in a movie, commercial, or just plays on the radio. I dare say most of her income comes from her classic songs even now. Like it or not, she's managed to solidify herself as a pop icon, so I think she's safe.
I don't think people have much issue with her past. It's more contemporary Madonna that's the sad joke.
 
Videos of her 2017 speech at the Women's March in D.C. have begun circulating again - let's take a vote!
:like: : Madonna will try to shove her decaying pussylips into another protest

:informative: : Madonna will post a TikTok of her nodding along to the clip

:feels: : Both of the above but this time with hamfisted mention of Womb-bearers / Birthgivers / etc.
 
She may not chart as much as she did in the 80s/early 90s, but she still gets royalties every single time one of her songs gets used in a movie, commercial, or just plays on the radio. I dare say most of her income comes from her classic songs even now. Like it or not, she's managed to solidify herself as a pop icon, so I think she's safe.

I'm not saying she is regular poor as: what poor for normal people would be.

I'm saying she may spend way more than she earns now:
She has a bunch of completely useless spoiled brats who know nothing about money values, owns several overpriced impractical ugly houses she struggles to sell, costly tacky lifestyle, yet seriously damaged image.
Her failed surgery costs a lot too, even if she barely can sing from her deadpan botoxed face.

She might be taking the Michael Jackson route (wihout the kids in neverland but with black teenagers in nightclubs):
More debts than assets.

And that would be hilarious to watch.
 
Was she crazy event when she had retired to her castle after divorcing Guy Ritchie? I thought we were seeing her retire into relatively dignified obscurity, and it seems form my ignorant standpoint that something happened. Maybe she couldn't handle retirement, as many type A married to their work types can't?
 
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