✨ Celebrity Madonna - elderly woman mired in existential crisis.

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You just knew half the answers to those questions was going to be SEX, amirite? Madonna is nothing if not one-note. She almost looks like she’s shopping herself into a 90’s era Sharon Stone skinwalker in some of these shots, her plastic surgery is rugged af.

The fact that she’s getting old is clearly hellish for her and yet there’s zero sympathy; she’s this embarrassing joke. The poster child for not aging gracefully in any way at all. It’s so much fun to watch her constantly make an ass of herself, she’s fucking dreadful.
 
Madonna is what you get when those young and attractive idols with mental issues actually live past 35 and don't die young (either because they committed suicide or overdosed).
Ultimately, she's someone who's stuck 40+ years into the past, while reality continues to loom over her as a reminder that she's old enough to be somebody's grandma. Sad!
 
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I wondered what Madonna might look like without all the PS and fillers over the years, and I know if I wondered, it was out there. They used age progression on younger photos, with AI.

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I’m going hmmm…on this one, not so sure, but they had lot of others that looked like they could be accurate, including Dolly Parton. Most of these women were stunning in youth and would have looked nice older. Not sex toys, but attractive. But the person on the left barely looks like Madonna.

Here’s another I found on YouTube that seems more realistic. They started from a more recognizable Madonna, where she’d already had a few things done. This was photoshopped. Who knows? Either way, she’d have looked fine and money always helps, even without needles.

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Another point of comparison is her (year younger) sister, Paula. Aging is a bitch. That said, I can’t picture latter day Madonna smiling as authentically as Paula is in the vineyard there.

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Barbarella said:
I wondered what Madonna might look like without all the PS and fillers over the years, and I know if I wondered, it was out there. They used age progression on younger photos, with AI.

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I’m going hmmm…on this one, not so sure, but they had lot of others that looked like they could be accurate, including Dolly Parton. Most of these women were stunning in youth and would have looked nice older. Not sex toys, but attractive. But the person on the left barely looks like Madonna.

Here’s another I found on YouTube that seems more realistic. They started from a more recognizable Madonna, where she’d already had a few things done. This was photoshopped. Who knows? Either way, she’d have looked fine and money always helps, even without needles.

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I don't want to imagine how Madonna will look when she'll be 80 years old...
 
So recently madonna, being the retard clout chaser she is, posted a video to tiktok where she threw her undies toward a laundry basket. Under the video it said "if I miss I'm gay".. so of course she misses. Now the media runs with it and says she came out as gay. Lul.


www.starobserver.com.au

Fans Debate Whether Madonna Came Out As Gay In TikTok Video - Star Observer

Madonna recently set rumours in gear when she recently kissed bisexual rapper Tokischa in the front row of a show at New York Fashion Week.
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Bob's Vagene said:
So recently madonna, being the retard clout chaser she is, posted a video to tiktok where she threw her undies toward a laundry basket. Under the video it said "if I miss I'm gay".. so of course she misses. Now the media runs with it and says she came out as gay. Lul.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=SUbPM-jw7_M
www.starobserver.com.au

Fans Debate Whether Madonna Came Out As Gay In TikTok Video - Star Observer

Madonna recently set rumours in gear when she recently kissed bisexual rapper Tokischa in the front row of a show at New York Fashion Week.
www.starobserver.com.au www.starobserver.com.au
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Man is this obnoxious. Not because of pandering but because she was too retarded to capitalize on the rainbow dollar sooner with her massive gay fanbase. If you’re going to be in it for the clout you got to exploit faster Madonna sheesh 🙄
 
TokiBun said:
Man is this obnoxious. Not because of pandering but because she was too retarded to capitalize on the rainbow dollar sooner with her massive gay fanbase. If you’re going to be in it for the clout you got to exploit faster Madonna sheesh 🙄
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It's the same case with Britney Spears and her perfumes, don't underestimate the love for celebrity perfumes within the people. But she has no fragrances targeted to men. gay men. But still, men. She has two "unisex" fragrances, but they aren't really unisex at all. Because its still your sickly sweet fragrance Britney's Fantasy line is known for.
 
So this last week she did poppers on tiktok, had her tits out on Instagram, and Weird Al made her the love interest/villain of his biopic. They did not okay this move with Madonna, and I am eagerly awaiting her response to the whole thing.
 
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I don't know why, but gran gran's pink hair photos give me a tranny vibe. Maybe its the huge balding forehead.

Well I guess at least a Kang is getting his muh dik gummed so is that coal burning or just coal erosion?
 
She's so tranny looking.
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And why does she always behaves so retarded? This is neither cool, or funny or sassy. Especially at her age.

She just so embarrassing to watch. There are other pictures where she put her boots on the table and lick the nude painting on the wall (the 04/10 on her insta), besides drinking wine at the bottle and acting like a complete nutjob desperate for looking hot, when she's just insanely repulsive.

Do you think fancy places black list her?
I can't imagine what it would be like wanting to have a nice quiet meal in a beautiful restaurant and having her next table...
 
Something about Lourdes is deeply unsettling. It's not just her overall uselessness, it's her permanently-zonked-out, possibly-pilled-up-like-Mom, unhappy demeanour. She has every advantage--every single one--and she chooses to dress in cheap, skanky clothes, thrust her miserably defeated face into ours, and do nothing whatsoever with herself that would better her as a human. On a different website, someone suspected that she has been exposed to some kind of sexual degradation or abuse; some kind of unthinkable circumstances that would turn her into this humourless, tarted=up zombie. I might have to agree. I'm not sure it was safe or comforting to have been a girl raised by Madonna.
 
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