✨ Celebrity Madonna - elderly woman mired in existential crisis.

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I though boobs were two separate...well, boobs.

Why does her cleavage look so weird? It looks like they're morphing into one giant breast.
Bad implants or boob lift?
 
It almost looks like those fake breast plate + tits apparatus that drag queens wear. She is so utterly grotesque at this point. I’m fascinated yet horrified but low key enjoying her steep decline into Baby Jane madness. Just saw the Ruby Wax interview and it’s interesting how controlling she was about her looks 30 years ago, if she never evolved beyond that point it makes so much more sense now. I read that she would put expensive creams on her hands and wear gloves to bed so for her hands to be that trashed it seems like a huge waste of her time and money. She’s like a reverse Dorian Grey.

As for Lourdes, I assumed her name was pronounced Lola-hole, as in “fuck all my holes”. She reminds me of Montana Fishburne, super famous dad but went straight into hardcore porn for some reason even though she had amazing industry connections and could have potentially had an actual career.
 
Dr. Guntenstein said:
She reminds me of Montana Fishburne, super famous dad but went straight into hardcore porn for some reason even though she had amazing industry connections and could have potentially had an actual career.
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She didn't do porn for money or fame, she did porn to punish her father and, of course, for the most important reason anyone does porn: self-hatred.
 
Barbarella said:
I wondered what Madonna might look like without all the PS and fillers over the years, and I know if I wondered, it was out there. They used age progression on younger photos, with AI.

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I’m going hmmm…on this one, not so sure, but they had lot of others that looked like they could be accurate, including Dolly Parton. Most of these women were stunning in youth and would have looked nice older. Not sex toys, but attractive. But the person on the left barely looks like Madonna.

Here’s another I found on YouTube that seems more realistic. They started from a more recognizable Madonna, where she’d already had a few things done. This was photoshopped. Who knows? Either way, she’d have looked fine and money always helps, even without needles.

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Looks like darth thanaton in a wig

and to think....austin powers chased after her. I wonder if mike mysers has nightmares about that video yet
 
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Pimpleking55 said:
Her hair is as dead as the look in her eyes, i like to see her crawling out of a well in a horror movie....i think at this point that is the only future left for her.
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She'll be a great fit in a low cost remake of Death Becomes Her.
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She wouldn't need any make up for the funeral scene.
 
PetuniaBlueOrchid said:
She'll be a great fit in a low cost remake of Death Becomes Her.
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She wouldn't need any make up for the funeral scene.
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I would fully support this if i could be certain it doesn't turn into a porn flick somehow. You know she is gonna do something to stand out......and in this day and age of horrors it has to be something big to reach the horde of desensitized consumers.
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I think you're on the money with it being a breast plate, her hair is very strategically placed over the shoulders where the plate goes to. They go up to the neck under the chin, which is easy to hide if you just tilt your head down. SmartSelect_20221118_225610_Internet.jpg
 
I remember the early days of the internet, you go to places and they'd advertise that they have celebs nudes.

Now they don't even try to hide them and post them openly. Thanks but no thanks, grandma.
 
Dr. Guntenstein said:
As for Lourdes, I assumed her name was pronounced Lola-hole, as in “fuck all my holes”. She reminds me of Montana Fishburne, super famous dad but went straight into hardcore porn for some reason even though she had amazing industry connections and could have potentially had an actual career.
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The best example is Steven Spielberg's adopted daughter Mikaela, who decided to go on and shoot porn. Why when she basically embodies the Amerimutt meme is anyone's guess but I'm betting nobody paid to see that shit.

Like in Mikaela's case she could tell mommy and daddy she'd like to be in the film industry and there's no doubt in my mind that Spielberg could get her a cushy gravy train job with Disney or any of the big media corporations. And the same goes to Madonna's daughter.

But why be boring like 99% of children to famous people? Why not be a giant disgusting whore?
 
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