✨ Celebrity Madonna - elderly woman mired in existential crisis.

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Triggered Fivehead said:
Madonna was hot until the 2005, then her age really caught up to her.
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I'd rather say plastic surgery no longer outpaces the aging process.
WEEDle said:
I used to like some of her songs, 80s/90s era, but this is where she's at now:


Even Nicki Minaj's performance is literally phoned in and even she seems embarrassed to be seen with Madonna.
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God damnit, 30 seconds in and it almost gave me autism.
The choreography (if you can even call it that) looks like something out of Blues Clues.

It's also really not that surprising. Madonna built her entire career around being "sexy", that's a great idea... until you become old. Then your career is essentially over. She could have tried to go for a different kind of music, do something more mature that is more fitting to her actual age. After all, her fans aged with her. Trying to stay with the young demographic just means she's being outshined by people that don't look like Gollum in a wig and that are willing to do even more shocking bullshit than Madonna ever was willing to do.
 
RomanesEuntDomus said:
I'd rather say plastic surgery no longer outpaces the aging process.

God damnit, 30 seconds in and it almost gave me autism.
The choreography (if you can even call it that) looks like something out of Blues Clues.

It's also really not that surprising. Madonna built her entire career around being "sexy", that's a great idea... until you become old. Then your career is essentially over. She could have tried to go for a different kind of music, do something more mature that is more fitting to her actual age. After all, her fans aged with her. Trying to stay with the young demographic just means she's being outshined by people that don't look like Gollum in a wig and that are willing to do even more shocking bullshit than Madonna ever was willing to do.
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Bitch... is probably my least favorite Madonna song and video. It's so embarrassing I can't even finish it.
 
NoStinkingBadges said:
Madonna making fun of Gaga probably stems from two-pronged jealousy: prong 1 being Gaga's massive success as a pop artist, and prong 2 being Gaga's success at shedding her popstar image and transforming successfully into a "legitimate" performer (operas, classical music, Golden Age of Broadway musical numbers, a bunch of other shit that takes actual talent)
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Underneath the marketing, Gaga has always been a legitimately talented performer - see her Stefani Germanotta days.

On the other hand, Madonna screwed her way to the top.

Just going to drop this here, MadTV called it like 15 years ago:
 
Maybe she just botoxed her hands? When you put in fillers, they plump the skin and by doing so, also stretch the skin. When the fillers wear off it's like a deflated balloon. Skin on hands is way more delicate, not to mention her natural collagen production isn't there to help her skin bounce back.
 
entropyseekswork said:
I hope some autistic buzzfeed feminist writes a drag article on this about her promoting the comodification of women's bodies with the slogan of a fat phobic athletic company or some other straw grasping.
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Not gonna happen. After Madonna's NYE show meltdown, Buzzfeed pumped out one positive Madonna article after another. Even the comment section was full of "What the fuck? Madonna sucks."
 
Why does she try to prolong her music/video career long past its expiration date? Hasn't she made enough money by now to retire comfortably? Does she crave the fame of limelight and relevancy or is she hurting for cash or what?
 
Madeadna is a disgrace to her own legacy. The last time she did anything worth talking about was in 2005 with Confessions. She went off the deep-end when she released this monstrosity:
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Bitch I Might Be said:
Madonna always talks shit about Lady Gaga and therefore is trash.

Like... you're not the first female pop artist, you won't be the last. At least Gaga's arms don't look like bat wings.
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She hates Gaga because Gaga is the younger & more talented version of her.
 
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I wonder if she stores acorns and coke grams in those chipmunk cheeks?

mayfield said:
Just going to drop this here, MadTV called it like 15 years ago:
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And a year later, they kissed and made out up:
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What can I say - decent enough 80's/90's musician, bad actor / everything else that matters in a person.
 
She wrote some childrens books too i believe

Edit: Looked it up.
The names of the books are The English Roses, Mr. Peabodys Apples, Yakov and the Seven Thieves, The Adventures of Abdi, Lotsa de Casha
 
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Bitch I Might Be said:
Madonna always talks shit about Lady Gaga and therefore is trash.

Like... you're not the first female pop artist, you won't be the last. At least Gaga's arms don't look like bat wings.
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C'mon, it's not like Lady Gaga isn't trash either, her songs are really just simplistic bubblegum pop with pesudo-postmodernist "artistic" music videos and wardrobe designed to appeal to the hipster crowd and give her an appearance of being an "artiste".

For that matter it's pretty hard to find one "celebrity" out there who isn't a complete wasted degenerate about as worthy of being made into a role model as Caligula or Countess Bathory, no matter how much you might like they're music.

American celebrities are just an example of what happens when corporations decide to try to turn society's underclass into icons in the name of the almighty dollar.

WEEDle said:
I used to like some of her songs, 80s/90s era, but this is where she's at now:


Even Nicki Minaj's performance is literally phoned in and even she seems embarrassed to be seen with Madonna.
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I'd be embarrassed to be seen with Nicki Minaj if I was Madonna, so that's saying a lot - you could literally pick up any crack-head black bimbo at the sleaziest strip club in 'da hood, give her a mic and a music video, and create something more talented than that.

I read that Minaj got fired from over 15 "regular jobs" for rudeness to customers before she finally got hired by some seedy record label, and allegedly sucking Lil' Wayne's cock had a lot to do with it. Only reason anyone watches her music videos is for 'dat ass' anyway, so she might as well just get a career in porn rather than try to pass her smut off as music.

Just a trashy gutter whore with a decent figure, they're a dime-a-dozen at any inner city strip joint.

_Wice said:
Oh, God, a Madonna thread. This should be mildly amusing.
Remember when she tried to kiss Drake and he immediately backed off?
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For what it's worth, she welshed on it:

https://www.rt.com/viral/365904-madonna-election-oral-sex-promises/
 
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