✨ Celebrity Madonna - elderly woman mired in existential crisis.

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I doubt I'm the only one to only click this thread to see if she's still alive or not.
 
I guess I'm an asshole but it just doesn't make sense to me that Madonna is these children's "mother." Since Madonna adopted them in the period when adopting non-white children was de rigueur, I wonder if she would have done it at all if that hadn't been the style at the time.

I believe the twins are going down the water slide with 29 year old Akeem Morris, who is Madonna's latest fuckpiece. Akeem is 16 years older than the twins, and 38 years younger than Madonna. These pics are from the twin's 13th birthday party.

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ZsaZsaBinks said:
I understand Madonna’s insecurity about aging, especially since she’s a sex symbol. But I wonder if she feels out of place when she’s on a youth-oriented site social media site or is dancing at the club.
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Er, she was a sex symbol. Quite a while ago. She had her moment and impact on society and left a legacy. What she’s been doing in recent years is a stain on that. Im not sure if she feels out of place but I get the idea she makes others feel out of place.
 
Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th said:
This reminds me of a parody they made of Joan Rivers hosting the adult video awards and she makes a statement about how parts of her aren't of age to be there.
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Even Joan Rivers went all in on that one in a commercial. it was hilarious.

I see Madonna has her terrifying talons out in these pics and the kid on our left is clearly done with her. Of course she's going to make her kids's birthday about her, front and center.
 
Tombigbee said:
I believe the twins are going down the water slide with 29 year old Akeem Morris, who is Madonna's latest fuckpiece. Akeem is 16 years older than the twins, and 38 years younger than Madonna. These pics are from the twin's 13th birthday party.
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The sad thing about this picture is it looks like a dad going down a slide with his two daughters at a water park or something. Instead, they're just random black people that Madonna's effectively purchased as accessories/amusement. Did these girls want a labubu themed birthday party? Or was this just Madge overextending her own Labubu themed birthday, because she heard they were in?
I don't know. This picture just makes me feel really sad because it's that sort of goofy picture with kids you put up on the fridge - but he's not their dad, and even if he wanted to be, Madonna will discard him once she gets bored. Poor things.
 
huesofmercury said:
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You know - my presence on this site already tells you I enjoy laughing at people as much as anyone, but I at least prefer to laugh at cows that are also horrible people.

People who instead say things like this about nice people who have never harmed anyone, and whose only crime is being aesthetically challenged, always make me laugh. Like... bitch do you think you're always going to look the way you do right now? Do you not understand how linear time works? Even if you're a 10 right this moment, eventually some day you too will look like a vintage golf bag, if you're lucky enough to not OD or get hit by a car before then.

They never do seem to understand that, though, which makes for delicious schadenfreude when they inevitably get their shit pushed in by Father Time.
 
The Taco Santo! said:
What's her villain name? Plastic Lady or Hag Hands or maybe Melty Face?
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She was supposed to play Harley Quinn I shit you not, rework as Joker's bastard daughter.

She was going to be paired with IIRC Jeff Goldblum as Scarecrow in Batman 5 with Jack Nicholson doing cameos as hallucinations that Scarecrow causes to torment Batman.

Years later, DC made two mini series sequel to the Burton films (which ignored BF and B&R) with the second one involving a Harley Quinn that explicitly was modeled design-wise to Madonna.
 
Tombigbee said:
I guess I'm an asshole but it just doesn't make sense to me that Madonna is these children's "mother." Since Madonna adopted them in the period when adopting non-white children was de rigueur, I wonder if she would have done it at all if that hadn't been the style at the time.

I believe the twins are going down the water slide with 29 year old Akeem Morris, who is Madonna's latest fuckpiece. Akeem is 16 years older than the twins, and 38 years younger than Madonna. These pics are from the twin's 13th birthday party.

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Why did she answer the call?



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Guyspleasedontfight said:
Why did she answer the call?



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IIRC she started adopting niglets around the time she finally met her match with clear channel. COTDF got blackballed from radio play because of the American Life video controversy and with MTV not playing videos anymore and her marriage to Guy Ritchie falling apart, she started filling her life with adopting niglets to fill the void in her soul. Especially since she had lost control over her bio kids, who increasingly say Ritchie as their preferred parent.
 
MongInTheMirror said:
You know - my presence on this site already tells you I enjoy laughing at people as much as anyone, but I at least prefer to laugh at cows that are also horrible people.
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this is a big thing people get wrong about the farms
although yeah we'll dump on an asshole using anything within reach including their appearance, I can't think of anybody who's on the radar simply _because_ they're weird looking
 
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