✨ Celebrity Madonna - elderly woman mired in existential crisis.

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XYZpdq Jr. said:
this is a big thing people get wrong about the farms
although yeah we'll dump on an asshole using anything within reach including their appearance, I can't think of anybody who's on the radar simply _because_ they're weird looking
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Oh, absolutely agree with you on that one. Cows are cows for behavioral reasons - the fact that half of them look like botched home abortions is just a bonus.

My nominee for prime example of this being the venerable Graeme Kelly.
 
MongInTheMirror said:
Oh, absolutely agree with you on that one. Cows are cows for behavioral reasons - the fact that half of them look like botched home abortions is just a bonus.

My nominee for prime example of this being the venerable Graeme Kelly.
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Absolutely agree. Many many years ago when I first found the Russell Greer thread, within the fiirst few moments of reading the OP, I thought to myself how terrible we all were for making fun of a disfigured induvidual. However, I soon realized that the individual had a disfigured personality and soul, and the critique of his life and person had nearly nothing to do with his appearance.

In all honesty, the same could be said for the majority of the transsexual threads. We are not making fun of their LGBTQBBQism itself persay. But rather the monstrous qualities on the inside of those people, the sex pest behavior, and the deviant actions that they make public for all to see.
 
What did we think of M's appearance on the Jay Shetty podcast? She looks like a literal alien with the filter and the surgeries and the lips. Jay reminds me of one of the voodoo people from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. I'm sure he'd love to reach in and grab Madonna's beating heart for clicks and clout. Does he have a thread? Grifter through and through.


It's interesting to me that Madonna still spouts Kabbalah rhetoric. Imagine how fucked in the head she must have been - even in her 80's and 90's heyday - that she would embrace so much gobbledygook and cling so hard to it. IMG_5261.jpegIMG_5260.jpeg
 
Shetty gives me the ick, and the stories I've heard about him and his shady shams and scams are gross.

I did think that, except for her lips, Mads looked the best she's looked in years. Simply because she left the mutton-dressed-as-lamb gear at home. Kudos to her for acting her age, even if it was just acting. Sharing vulnerabilities and things is definitely not consistent with the insane getups and antics of the past decades. She was a far cry from the Madonna on David Letterman. Or even the Madonna with waist length yarn-looking extensions and full alien face cavorting with her latest barely legal lil lamb escort at some event like a birthday just a year ago.

As for the Kabbalah stuff.... I'm not a fan of pop religion/cults, and Kabbalah infuriates me a bit since it appropriates MY religion (even though I'm a non-practicing, atheist, cultural-only jew). In Jewish tradition it's said that a man (and only a man) shouldn't learn esoterica like Kabbalah till he's 40 and has a full belly (interpreted to mean wisdom). That said, I took a Jewish Mysticism course in college, and it was about the kabbalah and just freaking fascinating. It made esoteric and supernatural stuff make sense. I didn't believe a word of it, but I came away thinking it was cool that there were some wacky ancient texts in an otherwise stodgy religion.

That is the long story of how I can understand Mads and other celebs falling for religiousish flavored gobbledy gook. Given the number of celebrity adherents to wackadoo high-pressure religious or self help groups (scientology, kabbalah, NXIVM, etc. etc.) something in them is prone to falling for this stuff. And when you're told things like "when you strip away material observation and truly see things like the creator, you can predict the future because you're seeing events as God does" (something from the kabbalistic Jewish Mysticism class I mentioned), you can see someone with great celebrity, treated like a deity thinking "yeah, that sounds about right" Of course it's all nonsense.

Then, the experiences of being a celebrity in these cultures just reinforces their self-perceived god-like nature.

I noped out 5 mins after the Kaballa guru joined them. That was an excruciating 5 mins.
 
Dutch Courage said:

Grandma got drunk at the rave again...
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Old news, but I discovered Maggie Rogers was somehow involved in this crass spectacle. Apparently, Madonna invited her as a guest judge at the last minute. Only thing that gives me hope is that 99% of the Instagram comments rightly roasted the tawdry spectacle.

Of course, Maggie herself spins this positively. I suppose she saw this as a networking opportunity. Shameful and absolutely Weimar from a celebrity whose music I sincerely admired (Maggie, that is; fuck Madonna and not literally). I suppose it's what happens when you're touched by fame. Still, disappointing to see her girl-next-door aching for permanence image on record contradicted by this:



And then, we have this:



And while we're on the subject of Madonna...
 
Sometimes I genuinely wonder - what exactly is wrong with Madonna? Like, why is she the way she is? Wouldn't a person grow tired of presenting themselves in the way the she does?

Anyway, here's some pics of her "celebrating Christmas" while wearing lingerie with her current fuckpiece and stolen children.

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Tombigbee said:
Sometimes I genuinely wonder - what exactly is wrong with Madonna? Like, why is she the way she is?
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Because she has nothing else but being "sexy".

Her whole identity, even from the beginning of her career, has been about how hot she is.

We all thought (people of my age anyway) that when Ray of Light hit, that she was a finally grown up version of Madonna and she would stop irritating all of us with how sexy she thinks she is. And then...American Life hit with a thud, not to mention her movie career.

She must have thought that her trying to be more mature and having something to say was not what people wanted from her, so she went back to "look at how sexual I am", not understanding that that game was for younger singers. Eventually, you need to have something to say other than, "I'm still hot, and if you don't think so, I'm going to make it your problem."
 
Tombigbee said:
Sometimes I genuinely wonder - what exactly is wrong with Madonna? Like, why is she the way she is? Wouldn't a person grow tired of presenting themselves in the way the she does?

Anyway, here's some pics of her "celebrating Christmas" while wearing lingerie with her current fuckpiece and stolen children.

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Those twins have always--and I mean, always, ever since she ripped them off from Africa--looked utterly fucking miserable and terrifying. They now both truly look like they are one smidge away from pulling a Nick Reiner (RIP, Rob).

I've said it here before: growing up with Madonna as a mother has got to be an experience that no person should ever go through. The shit these kids have seen....

...and then we have David Banda, the other stolen kid, who seems perfectly okay with his "mother" practically shoving her hand down his pants in every photo I've seen of them together.

What's wrong with Madonna? She has not been living in reality for four decades, for starters.
 
A borscht-on said:
I've said it here before: growing up with Madonna as a mother has got to be an experience that no person should ever go through. The shit these kids have seen....
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She's a massive cunt, all of her exes can attest to this. She's even let the mask slip a few times in public, like the time she got caught on a hot mic cuntishly denigrating a fan for giving her a flower. She then released an equally cuntish and cringe "apology" video begging forgiveness....to the hydrangea. Not the fan.

I feel so sorry for her kids. But, the good news is Madonna looks like she's on the verge of death. She's pretty much 90% filler and STILL looks like the cryptkeeper.
 
Neetness said:
Her everything looks so terrible.
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Not A Bunny said:
We all thought (people of my age anyway) that when Ray of Light hit, that she was a finally grown up version of Madonna and she would stop irritating all of us with how sexy she thinks she is. And then...American Life hit with a thud, not to mention her movie career.
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Ray of Light and Music were perfect for someone her age but the combination of her kissing Britney Spears and Confessions on a Dance Floor gave her the impression that she did better when she acted like she was in her 20s. Twenty years later and here we are.
 
Lol one of the things about her that makes her look stupid as fuck is her complete and total refusal to age.

Are you the same person you were at age 20 that you are at age 35+? She'll have you believe she's 20 forever when we all know that she isn't. Most people who have to navigate the real world know that acting 20 when you're 35+ isn't cute - it's embarrassing. Her "children" are getting older than she portrays herself to be. Acting five decades younger than your actual age is a mental illness.

Something is seriously mentally wrong with her and nobody will tell her because she throws money at anyone who interacts with her in order to maintain her illusion of being a 20 year old in perpetuity.
 
faceingbitch said:
Her face may not have 'aged' but her pussy will have- old mutton chop fergina
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i will slap the benjamin franklin quote or ""quote"" and say that no, aging cooter and funbags ain't the problem, if all she ever aspires to be is sex appeal she could easily have ran off milf leaning shit, sexy teacher etc pre surgery for some time at least, real issue is that it's been used as a coal chamber and is likely diseased, and she's actively sought out the most third world looking people to fuck, or grind on stage, to be extra edgy and rebellious for the past like 30 years.

her face pre plastic surgery was infinitely better because it doesn't trigger uncanny valley, aging can suck but it's infinitely better than having a "top 10 times plastic surgery went wrong" lookin-ass face and needing someone to literally consider putting a mask or paper bag on that head for viagra to be able to kick in. even people like nicole kidman that had "better" results fucked themselves over financially and aesthestically and always trigger a reptilian "something isn't right".

you damn near get a fraction of what sadness/anger God may see and hear the devil laugh when you look at something like the pic of her and mj together with the marilyn monroe outfit, vs 8th surgery face/skin mj and now perma stretched fish face paying nigerians to grind her
 
Birthday Cat said:
she's actively sought out the most third world looking people to fuck, or grind on stage, to be extra edgy and rebellious for the past like 30 years.
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She really has. I don’t fucking get it. Sure she had daddy issues but she and her father are close enough. Does she think she’s doing something noble by bringing black father figures around the black kids she adopted? It’s hard to believe she’s just that fucking nasty.
 
Not A Bunny said:
Eventually, you need to have something to say other than, "I'm still hot, and if you don't think so, I'm going to make it your problem."
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This could be attributed to an artistic stance and not a bad one because it makes people think. I never liked her music/shtik and I certainly think she looks like ass but her looks and how she chooses to age are hers to decide same as for the rest of us.
 
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