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wtf
I heard about "bolt-on" fake tits before, but this is like those horror cases of idiots paying back-alley "surgeons" to inject their buttocks with plumbing silicone or rubber cement.
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I don't if I should laugh at her for getting ass implants at her age, or be sad for her to stoop to doing this.
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It's like she shoved two giant hams down the back of her pants and now they're fightingwtf
I heard about "bolt-on" fake tits before, but this is like those horror cases of idiots paying back-alley "surgeons" to inject their buttocks with plumbing silicone or rubber cement.
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What the absolute FUCK, Madge. That has got to be a joke.
This woman is the opposite of people like Helen Mirren, who age gracefully and stay beautiful and dignified well into old age.
I know it’s hard in the entertainment industry because women are chewed up
and spit out as quickly as they hit 25 or whatever comically low number deems them unfuckable anymore. Men can get roles well into old age, but women are cast out and replaced far more rapidly unless they’re mega stars. Anyone questioning that just has to look at a 37 year old actress being informed that she’s much too old to be a believable love interest for a 55 year old man:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/ew.com/article/2015/05/21/maggie-gyllenhaal-too-old-says-hollywood/amp/
And the music industry isn’t much better. But Christ on sale, you don’t have to worry about that when you’re MADONNA. She should go the charity route, find some cause she believes in and invest herself in that. She has the time and the money, but unfortunately not the self-esteem. The boy toys, the adopted kiddies, the new attempts at music videos...she’s a bottomless hole desperate for validation. I wonder if she was always that way, or if fame made her so.
This woman is the opposite of people like Helen Mirren, who age gracefully and stay beautiful and dignified well into old age.
I know it’s hard in the entertainment industry because women are chewed up
and spit out as quickly as they hit 25 or whatever comically low number deems them unfuckable anymore. Men can get roles well into old age, but women are cast out and replaced far more rapidly unless they’re mega stars. Anyone questioning that just has to look at a 37 year old actress being informed that she’s much too old to be a believable love interest for a 55 year old man:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/ew.com/article/2015/05/21/maggie-gyllenhaal-too-old-says-hollywood/amp/
And the music industry isn’t much better. But Christ on sale, you don’t have to worry about that when you’re MADONNA. She should go the charity route, find some cause she believes in and invest herself in that. She has the time and the money, but unfortunately not the self-esteem. The boy toys, the adopted kiddies, the new attempts at music videos...she’s a bottomless hole desperate for validation. I wonder if she was always that way, or if fame made her so.
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Madonna was smoking hot in the 80s and 90s after she got obsessed with her military grade workout regimen. She's also always had a knack for keeping her finger on the cycles of pop culture, although the older and more out of touch she gets the more it isn't working for her. If she hadn't gone overboard with the fillers and surgeries and pathetic attempts to keep up with whatever people 40 years younger than her are doing, she could have easily slid into the same spots in music held by legendary older female singers with strong personalities like Annie Lennox or Grace Jones.
Madonna doesn't have much of a real personality, though, unlike Jones and Lennox, and that's her problem. She's snatching up whatever the most gaudy up-and-coming trends in pop culture are and using them as her own, regardless of how ridiculous it is to see someone old enough to be a grandmother unironically twerking in booty shorts with a diamond grille in while asking the audience whether they've seen "Molly". She's an excellent businesswoman, but calling her an artist is a stretch. Her real talent is surrounding herself with people talented enough to write, produce, choreograph and style her. She runs that shit like an army general.
Bowie continued to shapeshift and shed characters, costumes and identities and get weirder as he got older, but he was always still Bowie. Him dancing around covered in glitter with his ass hanging out and neon orange hair while grinding against a microphone stand was cool and avant-garde in his twenties, but he had the sense to realize that shit is just undignified in your 60s.
Most people hit a point in middle age where their ass just goes flat, no matter how much you work out. Big asses are trendy, Madonna's entire career is based on her being trendy and trying to look 25 forever.
She's been publicly losing her mind for the past several years. I predict a full scale breakdown before she hits 70.
Madonna doesn't have much of a real personality, though, unlike Jones and Lennox, and that's her problem. She's snatching up whatever the most gaudy up-and-coming trends in pop culture are and using them as her own, regardless of how ridiculous it is to see someone old enough to be a grandmother unironically twerking in booty shorts with a diamond grille in while asking the audience whether they've seen "Molly". She's an excellent businesswoman, but calling her an artist is a stretch. Her real talent is surrounding herself with people talented enough to write, produce, choreograph and style her. She runs that shit like an army general.
Bowie continued to shapeshift and shed characters, costumes and identities and get weirder as he got older, but he was always still Bowie. Him dancing around covered in glitter with his ass hanging out and neon orange hair while grinding against a microphone stand was cool and avant-garde in his twenties, but he had the sense to realize that shit is just undignified in your 60s.
Most people hit a point in middle age where their ass just goes flat, no matter how much you work out. Big asses are trendy, Madonna's entire career is based on her being trendy and trying to look 25 forever.
She's been publicly losing her mind for the past several years. I predict a full scale breakdown before she hits 70.
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her now out-of-print book titled Sex that was published in 1992 had this charming passage
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This book was touted as outrageous and extremely daring at the time. Now it’s just my afternoon browsing twitter. Sorry Madge.her now out-of-print book titled Sex that was published in 1992 had this charming passage
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I think it’s just padding.
Also, that black guy she’s with is her first adopted African kid David? Wow. She seemed desperate to have a gay black man as her son (maybe as penance for making a fortune off “Vouging” or because she thought he’d lead the way to staying relevant in 2020)
her now out-of-print book titled Sex that was published in 1992 had this charming passage
Virgins don’t have crabs you dumb bint.
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Madonna was iconic in her heyday, but she could never match Grace Jones. Jones is terrifyingly attractive partly because of her personality. Madonna has always been looks and shallow quirks.
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Grace Jones also said fuck no to a collab with Gaga, something Madonna never would do.
http://flavorwire.com/538947/grace-jones-explains-why-she-declined-to-collaborate-with-lady-gaga
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Grace Jones and Lennox had major talent and are real artists. Madonna was more of a great marketer and was very wise in choosing talented people to make her look and sound better. Madonna had a good eye for talent in others and latching onto to ppl who could keep her up on the latest trends and what was hip.
The two kids, a husband, then a bunch of adopted kids and a divorce took her focus elsewhere. She took her focus off the pulse of pop music for fifteen years - which was fine. A fifty year old shouldn’t be trying to be a sexy hip young pop star. But at some point Madonna decided that exactly what she should be doing and it’s awful.
She seems lost without being top of the charts pop star in the limelight. She tried having and adopting a bunch of kids to fill the void but that didn’t work, so now she’s trying to work with pop stars her daughters age. I do wonder what the hell Lourdes thinks of her.
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Madonna has always been childish and catty. If you watch her first tour documentary you can see even her husband at the time make comments that she only cares about the camera and what will make her famous. She even showed how little writing talent she had with her various fart poems. She could put on a good performance then and had a very impressive work ethic but she always focused too hard on the sexy and controversial side of things. Not so bad as a young rebellious woman but not something that can carry you into your elder years unless you change some things to be more adult and mature. Or at least figure out what will shock modern audiences, at least besides the surgery in her private life
They're somehow more scary from that angle even if you can't see how far they stick out. What the hell was she thinking? At least someone like Lil Kim has a sad and understandable reason why she overdoes the plastic surgery, Madonna is just desperate to stay famous in any way possible with no shame. Hell, Lil Kim was the first super sexed up female rapper (that and gangster were her identity) and even she has done more than that in her music recently despite the genre being nothing but that in the mainstream
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I thought those butt implants had to be padding cuz they look horrible. And I thought the picture with Arianna Grande was too grainy and probably not her. But then I googled and the video of Madonna twerking with Arianna popped up. And it’s real, and it’s spectacularly awful.
I thought Madonna was into exercise at least. I’ve seen 80 year olds who can still dance and move well, they are at every community center in every town. But, especially compared to Arianna, who moves fluidly, she dances like a couch-potato 60 year old-and her butt implants are sagging like her real butt did. It was gross+sad.
In the entertainment industry, as with athletics, your body is the show. Pop stars should know to use sexual attractiveness while young to get money, and prepare to pivot when the time comes. They tell football players that straight out. If you have plenty of money, like Madonna does, what’s wrong with aging gracefully in a new career? I bet she’d have looked fine at 60 if she hadn’t fucked with herself. Not fuckable to the general masses but shouldn’t she be beyond that now anyway? Why would a 60 year old care about a 20 year old wanting to fuck her? She’s ending up as somebody people feel sorry for and that’s worse than not being young and hot.
For Lourdes, she was probably that terrible mom that wants to fuck your boyfriends so you can’t bring any over, but she’ll buy booze for the school so the party is always at your house anyway, and Mom always gets sloppy drunk with the kids and everybody laughs behind her back.
I thought Madonna was into exercise at least. I’ve seen 80 year olds who can still dance and move well, they are at every community center in every town. But, especially compared to Arianna, who moves fluidly, she dances like a couch-potato 60 year old-and her butt implants are sagging like her real butt did. It was gross+sad.
In the entertainment industry, as with athletics, your body is the show. Pop stars should know to use sexual attractiveness while young to get money, and prepare to pivot when the time comes. They tell football players that straight out. If you have plenty of money, like Madonna does, what’s wrong with aging gracefully in a new career? I bet she’d have looked fine at 60 if she hadn’t fucked with herself. Not fuckable to the general masses but shouldn’t she be beyond that now anyway? Why would a 60 year old care about a 20 year old wanting to fuck her? She’s ending up as somebody people feel sorry for and that’s worse than not being young and hot.
For Lourdes, she was probably that terrible mom that wants to fuck your boyfriends so you can’t bring any over, but she’ll buy booze for the school so the party is always at your house anyway, and Mom always gets sloppy drunk with the kids and everybody laughs behind her back.
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I do think it's padding too. It's probably for lulz. If she's stupid enough to get butt injections at her age she deserves whatever happens.
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It's not. There's a video posted earlier of her dancing with Ariana Grande, and you can clearly see how terrifying real it is.
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