Trashfire Magi-chan and her hosts - Discuss/sperg/speculate about Chris Chan's demons and the new hosts she's found. Currently, she resides in Nicholas Rekieta's scrotum. A sigil known as "The Balldo" is required for the dimensional merge.

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Okay so honest question, and I'm not trying to be a dickhead with this so bear with me:

How do we identify hosts? And how do we know when it's been transferred?

This is important research, and I value your opinion.
The jump from Chris to Ralph happened as Chris was being arrested (ie, the potential for future content dropped off). The proposed jump from Ralph to Fuentes happened as Fuentes cut Ralph off, leading to Ralph's crusade against AF (ie, Ralph stopped being as much of a serial fuckup and regained some goodwill from the a-logs).

A lolcow having a down-tick in activity / misfortune could be indicative of the demon leaving them for a new host, though I'd argue this needs to be paired with the cow being in relatively close proximity to another lolcow that has great potential for future content (Ralph in mid-2021, Nick right now), as well as the proposed proximity to a parking lot.
 
The jump from Chris to Ralph happened as Chris was being arrested (ie, the potential for future content dropped off). The proposed jump from Ralph to Fuentes happened as Fuentes cut Ralph off, leading to Ralph's crusade against AF (ie, Ralph stopped being as much of a serial fuckup and regained some goodwill from the a-logs).

A lolcow having a down-tick in activity / misfortune could be indicative of the demon leaving them for a new host, though I'd argue this needs to be paired with the cow being in relatively close proximity to another lolcow that has great potential for future content (Ralph in mid-2021, Nick right now), as well as the proposed proximity to a parking lot.
Okay, that's convincing. Tyson must be infested by a Meigh-like parasitical entity.
 
Any chance we could trace this demon pre-trans Chris Chan? I would suggest we've seen this entity before Chris decided to troon out. If I had to point to a likely suspect, I'd put my money on Spoony. The symptoms seem to fit:

*Narcissistic personality despite dwindling viewers
*banning everyone that upsets him
*problems with a woman
*politisperging
*driving away all his friends due to being an asshole
*destroying every financially viable opportunity due to laziness and incompetence
 
Any chance we could trace this demon pre-trans Chris Chan? I would suggest we've seen this entity before Chris decided to troon out. If I had to point to a likely suspect, I'd put my money on Spoony. The symptoms seem to fit:

*Narcissistic personality despite dwindling viewers
*banning everyone that upsets him
*problems with a woman
*politisperging
*driving away all his friends due to being an asshole
*destroying every financially viable opportunity due to laziness and incompetence
Apparently even the Mesopotamians had to deal with this shit
 
Okay so honest question, and I'm not trying to be a dickhead with this so bear with me:

How do we identify hosts? And how do we know when it's been transferred?

This is important research, and I value your opinion.
We don't, and we don't

I'd say a sign of possession is simply that their worst traits become magnified. Ralph was already a revenge pornographer when he obtained Sonichu, but he went off the rails even harder right after.

Nobody knows for sure how it spreads, or even if it's only Sonichu, Magi-chan or perhaps the entire chaotic combo. The running theory is that it requires at least eye contact. If not by parking lot contact. Asphalt as a demonic medium isn't well researched. But parking lots are a place of coming and going. Perhaps the demons are drawn to its nature.
 
Then Jesus asked him, “What is your name?”
“My name is Legion,” he replied, “for we are many.”

- Mark 5:9

It's actually quite funny: Jesus ordered Legion to possess a herd of pigs.

A large herd of pigs was feeding on the nearby hillside. The demons begged Jesus, “Send us among the pigs; allow us to go into them.” He gave them permission, and the impure spirits came out and went into the pigs.
- Mark 5:11-13

So it's reversed: demons left a pig and went to posses people. And, as they are many, I believe the list includes but is not limited to:
Fuentes
Godwinson
Rekieta
 
Nobody knows for sure how it spreads, or even if it's only Sonichu, Magi-chan or perhaps the entire chaotic combo. The running theory is that it requires at least eye contact. If not by parking lot contact. Asphalt as a demonic medium isn't well researched. But parking lots are a place of coming and going. Perhaps the demons are drawn to its nature.
A true thinking man (or woman)
 
Okay so honest question, and I'm not trying to be a dickhead with this so bear with me:

How do we identify hosts? And how do we know when it's been transferred?

This is important research, and I value your opinion.
Public and humiliating downward spirals seem to be key indicators.
 
But parking lots are a place of coming and going.
This makes sense.
It's a liminal space.
Liminal spaces are doorways, gateways if you will, between one place and another.
They're places that exist between spaces, that are there to be passed through.
Makes sense that it would be easier for things to pass over there.

I love the concept of the entire Chaotic Combo possessing lolcows.
In theory both Ralph and May could have become hosts the day Chris got arrested but I'm leaning toward May being a completely separate demonic entity.
I'm convinced Meigh is a fucking demon.
 
So the order of transference was Chris - Ralph - Fuentes, what about parallel demonic lolcows. What other cows are demonic? Anisa is a demon, I don’t think she is possessed she just IS a demon.
I'm of the opinion that there are possibly multiple hosts for the Sonichu demon at the moment all people who have interacted with Ralph, all people whose behavior and mental state seems to have undergone some kind of shift for the worse and self destructive, Fuentes, Rekieta, and Godwinson are 3 that most spring to mind.
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I understand this is the absolute worst case scenario (best case I suppose for Farmers, perhaps) that the Sonichu demon has somehow gained the power to... bifurcate itself from close and prolonged contact with Ralphs Gunt.
This could be a defense mechanism the demon has developed to prevent it from being easily traced and exorcized, spread out among multiple hosts it gains potentially more energy and is harder to isolate, or it could somehow be multiplying, given the large supply of lolcows to feed off in the Sektur.

I'm just impressed Ralph managed to shake it off, it think it confirms that when the demon senses the potential for content being threatened (Chris's imminent arrest, Ralph was basically months if not weeks away from overdosing) it moves to the next viable target.
 
I'm of the opinion that there are possibly multiple hosts for the Sonichu demon at the moment all people who have interacted with Ralph, all people whose behavior and mental state seems to have undergone some kind of shift for the worse and self destructive, Fuentes, Rekieta, and Godwinson are 3 that most spring to mind.
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I understand this is the absolute worst case scenario (best case I suppose for Farmers, perhaps) that the Sonichu demon has somehow gained the power to... bifurcate itself from close and prolonged contact with Ralphs Gunt.
This could be a defense mechanism the demon has developed to prevent it from being easily traced and exorcized, spread out among multiple hosts it gains potentially more energy and is harder to isolate, or it could somehow be multiplying, given the large supply of lolcows to feed off in the Sektur.

I'm just impressed Ralph managed to shake it off, it think it confirms that when the demon senses the potential for content being threatened (Chris's imminent arrest, Ralph was basically months if not weeks away from overdosing) it moves to the next viable target.
This is the most plausible theory I've read for why the demon leaves a host.
 
I've been looking through the Goetia, the Lemegeton ( Lesser Key of Solomon) and the Pseudomonarchia Daemonium to try and figure what we are dealing with, and there are three that immediately spring to mind, Agares, a demon that finds pleasure in immorality and attracts runaways, Ashtaroth, a particularly nasty one mentioned in the Clavicae, that seduces by means of vanity and laziness, and Andras, an even nastier and more dangerous one that sows discord among people.
It's been a while since I read this stuff and I've forgotten a lot of it, but it's interesting to see demons from actual Grimoires that match the traits that Sonichu displays.
I'm also gonna stop there for today, because this is starting to give me the legitimate creeps.
 
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