Trashfire Magi-chan and her hosts - Discuss/sperg/speculate about Chris Chan's demons and the new hosts she's found. Currently, she resides in Nicholas Rekieta's scrotum. A sigil known as "The Balldo" is required for the dimensional merge.

[Procrastinhater]

All of this drama with Juju is making me suspect that he is the new host of the Magichan/Sonichu demon. Maddox just randomly resurrected from the dead to post videos about him, he's having this weird cyclical foil moment where a lawsuit made him famous and now one will be his ruin, he is only friends with Satanic degenerates(Pedos) and he's taking on a bullish horned persona that's an avatar for his sexual degeneracy. Dick and Rekieta's current fit of malding is also alarmingly similar to Ralph's transistion into lolcowdom over being disproportionately assblasted by Null. They simply can not handle mild criticism from a child of Christ. We're only getting started with Dick's current arc.

Great now I've got to hunt up references to demons with balding mullets...

 

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All of this drama with Juju is making me suspect that he is the new host of the Magichan/Sonichu demon. Maddox just randomly resurrected from the dead to post videos about him, he's having this weird cyclical foil moment where a lawsuit made him famous and now one will be his ruin, he is only friends with Satanic degenerates(Pedos) and he's taking on a bullish horned persona that's an avatar for his sexual degeneracy. Dick and Rekieta's current fit of malding is also alarmingly similar to Ralph's transistion into lolcowdom over being disproportionately assblasted by Null. They simply can not handle mild criticism from a child of Christ. We're only getting started with Dick's current arc.

Does Dax's studio have a parking lot?

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

I made a few insinuating shit-posts and got referred here by the lovely @LGHDR+

Don't really know a ton about demonology, but I'm a massive Lovecraft nerd. I speculated that within that fiction, Chris would be a priest of Azathoth. For those unaware, Azathoth is a genderless creator god driven entirely by chaos (symbolized by a cacaphony of music which surrounds it) and blind to its actions and their consequences. It is possessed by a wholly-encompassing gluttony which forces it to endlessly consume the universe it also creates. It is a lazy, hungry thing that eats its own creations to basically shit them out in new forms in a really fucked up ouroboros.

Most folks into Lovecraft believe he got the idea for the name by combining Azazel and Thoth, but I have a different idea. That it is a mutated spelling of Astaroth. Astaroth can be defined as both male and female (due to being a further corruption of Ishtar, a fertility goddess from Babylon). It is a representative of sloth, as well as self-rationalization of false beliefs and actions. As a corruption of an ancient fertility goddess it could also be interpreted as a creator figure. August also happens to be Astaroth's favorite month to be a fuckwad. So yeah, Magi-chan could be one of the prime evils!

 

[Fannyscum]

My autistic theory is that it moved from Ralph to Vickers via Lil Xannie Vickers. Ralph said that they bonded over Bluey and I realise it's not the cartoon, the poor child was being used as a conduit between the 2 Ralphs by the blue demon. That was around the same time Ralph was dying his hair a certain color:

 

[Male Idiot]

Obligatory NSFW comic about Magichan and Chris.

Spoiler: Insectoid Chris

 

[Kyle Odom]

Obligatory NSFW comic about Magichan and Chris.

Bro I think we're really misusing Obligatory here. I didn't need this in my brain

 

[Procrastinhater]

I made a few insinuating shit-posts and got referred here by the lovely @LGHDR+

Don't really know a ton about demonology, but I'm a massive Lovecraft nerd. I speculated that within that fiction, Chris would be a priest of Azathoth. For those unaware, Azathoth is a genderless creator god driven entirely by chaos (symbolized by a cacaphony of music which surrounds it) and blind to its actions and their consequences. It is possessed by a wholly-encompassing gluttony which forces it to endlessly consume the universe it also creates. It is a lazy, hungry thing that eats its own creations to basically shit them out in new forms in a really fucked up ouroboros.

Most folks into Lovecraft believe he got the idea for the name by combining Azazel and Thoth, but I have a different idea. That it is a mutated spelling of Astaroth. Astaroth can be defined as both male and female (due to being a further corruption of Ishtar, a fertility goddess from Babylon). It is a representative of sloth, as well as self-rationalization of false beliefs and actions. As a corruption of an ancient fertility goddess it could also be interpreted as a creator figure. August also happens to be Astaroth's favorite month to be a fuckwad. So yeah, Magi-chan could be one of the prime evils!

Ishtar/Isis/Ashtaroth dates back to the Akkadian/Sumerian Goddess Inanna, one of the oldest recorded Deities, if you like Lovecraft check out the Simon Necronomicon. Its a bastardization of the old Sumerian creation myths put together by two rogue Orthodox Priests in the 70's, they stretched the Sumerian Myths and made some very broad reaches to connect them with Lovecraftian Mythos deities, Sumerian/Akkadian Mythology has some archetypes that have lasted all the way to the modern day, (Nergal was an Akkadian God among others you might recognize). Its neat how they wove it together, they were obviously big Lovecraft fans and knew a lot about Sumerian Mythology, theres just enough connections to make it disturbing.
I've got a 1st edition Hardcover from 1977, they're worth a good bit now, but you can get it in paperback if you just want to read it.
If you like Lovecraft you'll like it.
Donald Tyson wrote a version of the Necronomicon which follows Lovecrafts stuff the closest, even weaves in all the passages Lovecraft quoted from seamlessly, he wrote a follow up called Alhazred about the eponymous Mad Arab thats worth checking out for any Mythos Fan.

Obligatory NSFW comic about Magichan and Chris.

Spoiler: Insectoid Chris

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This is fucking awesome did you write this?
I need more.

 

[Kyle Odom]

Continuing the Dick connection and another IRL contact Ralph had, I'm also interested in the Vito host possibility.

 

[Mango Cobra]

Ba'al and his sixty-six legions of faggots demons say hello:

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No joke, this shit is getting a bit too on the nose. This image is originally from the Dictionnaire Infernal, specifically the 1863 edition.

Ah hell, this thing again. I remember when people on 4chan started "ironically" worshiping Kek, because they somehow traced Ba'al's origins back to Kek, and Kek means "LOL" in warcraft, and this picture of a wojack, a pepe frog, and a kitty were proof that Pepe was a Kek-demon.

 

[LGHDR+]

Ah hell, this thing again. I remember when people on 4chan started "ironically" worshiping Kek, because they somehow traced Ba'al's origins back to Kek, and Kek means "LOL" in warcraft, and this picture of a wojack, a pepe frog, and a kitty were proof that Pepe was a Kek-demon.

Blame the French, they drew it.

I'm 100% pretty sure nobody in here actually believes this, we're just having fun linking cows to demons with the flimsiest evidence possible.

 

[Mango Cobra]

Blame the French, they drew it.

I'm 100% pretty sure nobody in here actually believes this, we're just having fun linking cows to demons with the flimsiest evidence possible.

Oh I know, just surprised to see it again

 

[Wash away the rain]

has anyone connected the locations of the guntlings and Ralph, perhaps magichan is using blood rituals to increase its sphere of influence by covering the us in a triangle of terror using the ralpha bloodline as anchor points.

 

[Wash away the rain]

Update: Nick (baldo) is in possession of a medallion likely confirmation of the bifurcated demon is likely, known time of possession likely after Ralph did his gay dance in a parking lot near him.
Edit: added photo of the totem of evil.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Full clip of what happened

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Update: Nick (baldo) is in possession of a medallion likely confirmation of the bifurcated demon is likely, known time of possession likely after Ralph did his gay dance in a parking lot near him.
Edit: added photo of the totem of evil.
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this would explain a fair amount about whats been going on with rackets as of late. what we thought was possible brain damage from drinking too much may in fact be the demon attempting to turn him into chris.

 

[LGHDR+]

Full clip of what happened

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Okay which one you assholes did this

Edit: And he IMMEDIATELY puts it on

 

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Full clip of what happened

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@SomeGuy11 reminded me of this thread, so I thought I'd revisit it to theorize/sperg about the timeline on how the demon could have gotten from Ralph to Rekieta through this random medallion.

I obviously got felted on this point:

I just can't bring myself to buy into the idea that [Rekieta is] on the same level of content (or potential for content) as Chris, Ralph, or Fuentes.

... and it's clear now that Fuentes was not as imminently cow-ish as we all thought (as he's been relatively quiet following this last rally, at least when compared with the initial flagging controversy that birthed the Catboy board and the whole YE24 shitshow), but I do still believe in this point:

A lolcow having a down-tick in activity / misfortune could be indicative of the demon leaving them for a new host, though I'd argue this needs to be paired with the cow being in relatively close proximity to another lolcow that has great potential for future content (Ralph in mid-2021, Nick right now), as well as the proposed proximity to a parking lot.

As such, Ralph's pretty immediate (but temporary) upward-trend that followed his turning on AF makes me still think the demon left Ralph during his trip to the Fuentes Rally, be it at the rally itself, at the airport when he first arrived in the city, or at any of the groyper hangouts the night before the rally. I doubt the demon would be interested in any of the low-level groypers, and I also doubt it would be interested in the weens that Vickers sent to the airport (as none of these people have any evident potential for sustained, future content on their own), but consider this:

hypothesis: the factors that attract onlookers and a-logs to a lolcow could just happen to be the same factors that make an attractive host for a demon.

If we're operating under the belief that the opinions of onlookers / alogs can be correlated to the demon's own opinion on the cow's attractiveness as a host, what's to stop the same from being true for the cow's potential for future content? We all thought it was a fairly safe bet that the demon had picked Fuentes as its new host, as we all thought he had great content potential, so what's to stop the demon from thinking the same thing and just making a bad call? What's to stop the demon from seeing the same people and events around Fuentes that we saw and coming to a similar conclusion as us? And then upon making the jump to Fuentes from Ralph, realized it (and we) had been mistaken, and that it needs to find an actually-viable host and GTFO of this faggot's brain ASAP? Even if it means having to re-embed itself into another medallion and physically mailing it to another potential host?

If that sounds farfetched, here's another thing:


(October 10th) (October 15th)
>Rekieta receives medallion five days after Fuentes has weird meeting
>At "Pale Horse Strategies"



The coincidental timing of Fuentes's visit to Pale Horse and the weird symbolic meaning of the firm's name makes me think something could be here, but idk what - would love to hear people's thoughts. We definitely all know that politicians tend to be unholy agents of Moloch, but could Fuentes's visit to Pale Horse Strategies have somehow led to the medallion (and the demon with it) getting mailed to Rekieta?

 

[LGHDR+]

The coincidental timing of Fuentes's visit to Pale Horse and the weird symbolic meaning of the firm's name makes me think something could be here, but idk what - would love to hear people's thoughts. We definitely all know that politicians tend to be unholy agents of Moloch, but could Fuentes's visit to Pale Horse Strategies have somehow led to the medallion (and the demon with it) getting mailed to Rekieta?

 

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Oh, another thing that could make Rekieta an attractive host for the demon:

Could the corn joke somehow play into any of this? It was about sacrifice, after all, and many consider it the straw that broke the camel's back with regards to Ralph's initial descent into cowdom.

Its an interesting supposition. There are Grimoires with passages that cover the casting of Demons into objects and people, and some of them require sacrifices as part of the ceremony, these sacrifices don't have to be literal murders of sacrificial people or animals, they can involve the fasting or giving up of things, the important thing that flows through the Grimoires is intent and focused energy and concentration towards a goal.
Enough people thinking about the Corn Joke and thinking of Ralph as a Sacrifice to some entity, could have created an egregore that focussed itself on opening the way to let an entity claim the sacrifice, only in this case it was Sonichu/Magichan not He Who Walks Behind the Rows.
All this is of course a reach, but its based on a very broad and liberal interpretation of things from various Grimoires and something Crowley spoke of, such as intent=energy and focus concentration of multiple people being harnessed for a specific purpose.

Maybe the pre-possession "sacrifice" is a reputational one? Ralph had around a year of downward spiraling before the demon jumped to him, and the last two years have been an absolute optics horrorshow for Fuentes

Reputation, self respect, a sacrifice just has to be something a person values greatly that is given up.

Rekieta's descent into cowdom began months prior to him receiving the medallion. It looks like the demon might have a pattern of selecting new hosts that have previously sacrificed their reputations.

 

[LGHDR+]

Maybe it's like the movie Nefarious, where there's a series of steps before the full possession takes place?