Trashfire Magi-chan and her hosts - Discuss/sperg/speculate about Chris Chan's demons and the new hosts she's found. Currently, she resides in Nicholas Rekieta's scrotum. A sigil known as "The Balldo" is required for the dimensional merge.

[Cuntspiracy Man]

i didn't know this thread would be so fascinating

 

[AncientPhosphur]

The attractiveness of Rekeita as a host for the demon is that while Nick says he’s a Christian he’s been repeatedly criticizing Christians as a whole. Sure he goes to church but we’ve also seen Ralph in possession entering a Church (and stole candles), but like Nick we’ve never seen a full procession of faith. Someone needs to superchat Rekeita “Christ is Lord” (not the bastardized Christ is Kang) to see if he twitches.

 

[2020chan]

The attractiveness of Rekeita as a host for the demon is that while Nick says he’s a Christian he’s been repeatedly criticizing Christians as a whole.

The Sonichu Demon seems to really like people who have abandoned their faith, were never strong in their faith, or were just faking being Christian at all.
Chris, Ralph and Rekieta have all presented themselves, at one point or another, as followers of Christ while acting like that's all it takes. As if their words outweigh their actions. Sonichu could see through their lies and knew they would make great hosts.

And who the fuck gets catfished in 2023? It's never been easier to verify someone's identity, within minutes, than it is right now.
Oh? You're a hot woman with tomboy hobbies who likes to share lewds/nudes of yourself? And you're into me? You want sexual attention from me? Not without a zoom call at the very fucking least! How do I know you're not some dude in his 40s? Oh really? Your camera doesn't work? You don't have a single device to do a video call even though you post pictures of "yourself"?

How does he fall for this if not under the influence of Sonichu?

 

[Sprate Header]

The Sonichu Demon seems to really like people who have abandoned their faith, were never strong in their faith, or were just faking being Christian at all.

This is especially true of Fuentes, actually. This was even in the intro of @#KillAllPedos's video about Nick:

 

[Fruit Merchant]

If we're operating under the belief that the opinions of onlookers / alogs can be correlated to the demon's own opinion on the cow's attractiveness as a host, what's to stop the same from being true for the cow's potential for future content? We all thought it was a fairly safe bet that the demon had picked Fuentes as its new host, as we all thought he had great content potential, so what's to stop the demon from thinking the same thing and just making a bad call? What's to stop the demon from seeing the same people and events around Fuentes that we saw and coming to a similar conclusion as us? And then upon making the jump to Fuentes from Ralph, realized it (and we) had been mistaken, and that it needs to find an actually-viable host and GTFO of this faggot's brain ASAP? Even if it means having to re-embed itself into another medallion and physically mailing it to another potential host?

Fuentes does have great content potential imo, but as @Kier put it, "a sign of possession is simply that their worst traits become magnified." Fuentes' worst trait is laziness. Fuentes managed to hold two rallies in 2023, but after FR2, he was unable to put together AFPAC 4 and was forced to admit it was "postponed" after months of promising it'd happen. I think Magi-chan may have jumped to Fuentes at FR2, but the possession backfired by amplifying Fuentes' laziness, so Magi-chan jumped to a new host at the nearest opportunity, manifesting in the Sonichu medallion sent to Rekeita.

 

[Kier]

I forgot about this thread, but I do agree that Ricketa is the current host of Sonichu. Everything wrong with Nick that has been present since the beginning has, if I might say, zapped to the extreme. He was always a little degenerate and had the cracks of someone capable of being what he is now, but everything really went far off the rails this year. Call it LA Brainrot, the internet making you stupid, or a midlife crisis, but Nick isn't diffrent, just much more extreme. That's why he keeps insisting that he hasn't changed, it's a demon's untrue truth.

That said, i propose we accept Magi-Chan's law of JULAY conservation. The total quantity of JULAY in the world is fixed, when one star falls, another must rise to take it's place. The demonic enforcers will bend reality to their will to ensure this fundamental truth holds

 

[Sprate Header]

Jim has weighed in on the topic:

(https://archive.fo/e8JkL)

This part is an especially interesting point:

What makes this so interesting is that because it was created by a nameless horde of Internet denizens, it isn't bound by any religion; no exorcism will save the host. No rites can be read or incantations chanted that will ward it off. It derives joy from suffering and feeds off laughter and misery. At least with a demon you had hope a priest could do something, with Magi-Chan not so much.

Overall, this sounds pretty similar to the "egregores" that Procrastinhater has mentioned before:

Seeing Chris regularly go to stores and card games for months and not cause a single scene, and seeing the new lease of life the Ralphamale has and how different he's been are convincing me the Sonichu demon is a real thing and its worrying its now AWOL and unidentified. If you know anything about egregores I'm concerned we could have memed this demonic force into existence. The consolation is its purpose seems to be to ruin people for our amusement, so the situation is not all bad I guess.

Enough people thinking about the Corn Joke and thinking of Ralph as a Sacrifice to some entity, could have created an egregore that focussed itself on opening the way to let an entity claim the sacrifice, only in this case it was Sonichu/Magichan not He Who Walks Behind the Rows.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Jim has weighed in on the topic:
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(https://archive.fo/e8JkL)

This part is an especially interesting point:


Overall, this sounds pretty similar to the "egregores" that Procrastinhater has mentioned before:


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the tulpa theory makes sense
i believe that there's power in human perception, if enough people believe in something, it gives that thing a certain level of being....
Chris was already front and center in the eyes of some kinda gods or greater beings, his story has to have been written by a sentient being, it only makes sense that everything involving him would have a stronger hold on reality, ironically as that is

 

[DaleMcGuy]

It feels like equivalent exchange. If you want fame and fortune from the Da Sektur, you either become a cow or die of cancer aids.
Magi-Chan - Euclid Class, Warp Entity, Blind Lord of Content, Bestower of Lulz.

 

[Spergichu]

If the Egregore theory is true, then like Jim said, there is no real set rules or guidelines to how it operates, possession processes included. Considering that this entity would be propped up by retards like us, it probably just chooses a victim based off whatever is the funniest thing at the moment, be it direct contact with the current host, accepting a totem, or priming the victim months prior via jokes. This is all just a hypothetical haha funny for laughs speculation post of course. No meme magic going on here whatsoever, that's for sure.

 

[Pomniman]

Zoroastrians call him Angra Mainyu, Sumerians Gallu, Jews Azazel, Christians Lucifer, Muslims Iblis, Gnostics Yaldabaoth, Hindus Kali, Buddhists Mara, but we call him Magi-chan; The newest, most retarded malevolent spirit birthed by the most retarded zeitgeist.

 

[Aljam]

Where is the demon now? If we don't keep tabs on it, it could corrupt the forums. Maybe it already has.

 

[Sprate Header]

Where is the demon now?

Definitely still attached to Rekieta.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Where is the demon now? If we don't keep tabs on it, it could corrupt the forums. Maybe it already has.

Null is offering Dax a chance to appear on stream to put on the medallion, say the chant, and wear the Chris shirt all for a 2 hour talk. Personally I feel more worried about the demon jumping to Null. Maybe some burning candles if Saints and burning sage will help ward it off?

 

[Asian tech support]

Null is offering Dax a chance to appear on stream to put on the medallion, say the chant, and wear the Chris shirt all for a 2 hour talk. Personally I feel more worried about the demon jumping to Null. Maybe some burning candles if Saints and burning sage will help ward it off?

Perhaps Null has unwittingly been doing battle with it for over a decade now. It's possible that his return to the US of A is for the final confrontation. One can only hope that whatever esoteric eastern Orthodox binding techniques he's acquired are sufficient.

 

[Sprate Header]

Famed Ghost Doctor Chris Bores (formerly the Irate Gamer) has weighed in on the Rekieta Possession Question:

(https://ghostarchive.org/archive/1E06A)

 

[Sprate Header]

Dr. Bores has filmed a dedicated video giving his insight into Rekieta's possession:

(https://ghostarchive.org/archive/aVSVh)

 

[Cucktry Roads]

I've warned before. The Merge is coming. The Anti-Chris-chan is assembling his riders

Reiketa the horseman of Hedonism
Idubbbz the horseman of Cuckoldry
Ralph the horseman of Gunt
Juju the cowman of Degeneracy

 

[Sprate Header]

The mailer of Rekieta's Sonichu medallion has come forward through a friend (@Rusty Crab):


(https://archive.md/E2JtA)

The implications of this are fascinating. Could Rusty's friend have essentially yanked the demon out of Fuentes (or if not him, whoever it's previous host was) with the letter? And were the words of the letter, the sigil, and/or the burning of the page's edges enough to imbue even a replica of a medallion with the demon?

And if that sigil looks familiar to anyone...

(Archive from June 2022)

Additionally, it's depicted within this fairly well-known meme about demons using the Internet to circumvent their restrictions:

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

And if that sigil looks familiar to anyone...

Sir, that is The Secret Seal of Solomon.

It's a Jewish sigil used to seal demons.