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No-way is that Watership Down, them mice didn't have swords and fight wolves... That's Mouseguard

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I am presuming mouse knight is Eldraine, If it's not why the fuck do we need a -NEW- plane for Fairytalesque shit, we got Two of those fucking things already.
 
The description said Redwall/Watership Down. plane.

Admittedly I did forget Redwall... fair enough. Lol, I assume they are just licensing everything at this point anyway since it seems to be the way things are going.

I am presuming mouse knight is Eldraine, If it's not why the fuck do we need a -NEW- plane for Fairytalesque shit, we got Two of those fucking things already.

This is WotC, they aren't exactly known for wise decision making in the last decade or so.
 
Log into Arena hoping for a new draft option, nope they just removed Kamigawa and replaced it with nothing. Cool, guess I won't play Arena for another week.
I was already unhappy about them taking away my bitterblossom sleeves, but this just makes me glad to not want to play arena ever again.
 
Reading the events list it should be Brother's War draft, not sure why it isn't there. Also there's the free midweek event which is phantom draft later today but you only get to actually draft once.

Update: It's up now, also a draft token in the store for 10% off for the next 22ish hours
 
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Why do Redwall when the Deptford series is right there. Demon cats, cultist squirrels, insane prophetic bats, skin stealing lizards and mice just screaming "I want to live damnit."

Lazy gits.
 
Why do Redwall when the Deptford series is right there. Demon cats, cultist squirrels, insane prophetic bats, skin stealing lizards and mice just screaming "I want to live damnit."

Lazy gits.
Maybe they tried and were refused. In this day and age there's any number of excuses.
 
Brothers War draft is kind of meh. Maybe I'm just old, but a lot of these formats feel very similar in nature and the mechanics that exist don't really invoke any sense of difference. It's not a bad format, it's just very bland.

I think the big thing that's missing is something like the Spider Spawning build in Innistrad back in the day where you could really do something fun, and while some of that exists with the self mill options it's very diluted. Everything lately just feels like overstatted dudes with weak removal and spells where it's hard to build a control deck in limited, and most of the time I'm defaulting into some version of aggro to midrange. The flooding is also just that much more annoying in this kind of format.

There are sub themes for sure, but they all feel gimped and almost always it's a matter of going good stuff with a splash of that theme, and it's very bland.
 
Maybe they tried and were refused. In this day and age there's any number of excuses.
I doubt it, can't see any of them these days even knowing something that never made it to tv or the furry fandom.
I do not want to know if it made it to the furries. My reality says no and I quite enjoy it.
If It's an original plane it's just going to be offbrand more furry redwall like strixhaven was off brand gayer harry potter. I don't know if ripping off other media is better or worse than monoculture planes.
True enough. Nowadays they barely even bother to file the labels off and then expect a round of applause.
 
Arena is rigged in such retarded ways, after a 7-0 run I queue a weaker draft deck and first game is against a duded with a 60+ card deck that drops Mesmeric Orb turn 2 on the play. Still almost won but he had his one removal spell for my second Battlefield Butcher at just the right turn.

The second round was mulling and only seeing one color while drawing every card of the other color despite a 50-50 split.
 
It's pretty obvious they try to keep you closer to a 50% then actual randomness would indicate. For example, IIRC Explorer Bo1's most popular deck is Rakdos but I've seen more Waste Not decks in the past month that no one plays then them because I'm on Gearhulk Creativity. They always have the Waste Not played on curve on the play too, usually followed up with a Go Blank. Highly fucking sus if you ask me.
 
Brother's War was fast-but-not-retarded, unlike ONE. Low-to-the-ground decks outmaneuvered slower ones, with the exception of green-black decks that had the spider and the prototype golem. Blue was a fairly weak color in the format whose best common was Mightstone Animation (which practically needed the 2-mana flying only-a-creature-if-you-pay card), and Red was arguably one of the better colors, with the 1/2 Goblin for 1 being one of the better cards IF you could score enough easy-sacrifice effects.

However, if you were passed the right cards, you could also play mono-colored, with Corrupt enabling black to make for a surprisingly good control deck. The format was actually fairly deep, for all its faults, and has a lot of more complicated interactions and interplay - but, in contrast to the more durdling Dominaria United, was an assertive format where you had to be on the board early. ONE's problem was that the format just had absolutely no fucking depth - GR shitstomped everything in terms of card quality and synergy, and all of the other strategies were one-dimensional. MoM can be described as "pick blue, pull a bomb" the format -- it's not imbalanced per se (red is dogshit though), but it's really not a flavor I like.

Lord of the Rings has been a great format, though. Green is weak but not unplayable, there's tons of different ways to build decks, rares like Galadriel can really change up your drafting priority (wanting more Tempt cards) while punishing people who don't really know the format (like those who would take Galadriel and then take mediocre scry cards over tempt cards). And while it has ungodly good bombs, they don't make up anywhere near the share of rares-mythics they have in the last few sets. Let's not forget the rare planeswalkers in ONE.
 
At first I wanted to joke about a new soyjack, but then I've noticed that she doesn't look at the glowing thing, and she maybe screams into the void.
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At first I wanted to joke about a new soyjack, but then I've noticed that she doesn't look at the glowing thing, and she maybe screams into the void.
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It is kind of Hilarious how bad this art is, especially compared to the Tenth's art.

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He is obviously supposed to be Silence in the Library/Forest of the Dead, considered one of the best episodes of the run, you have the Time Vortex behind him (which makes no sense given that he is in the Library but W/E) it contains one of Tennant's best lines through out his run "My Name is the Doctor, You are in one of the Largest Libraries in the Universe..Look me up"

He is in an action pose, ready to be the Oncomming Storm if he is forced to.

13? Do you know what this scene is? The iconic scene WOTC chose to show her off?

It is a comedy scene of 13 rebuilding the sonic screwdriver. They couldn't even bother to find a scene of her trying to be badass..they just grabbed the a joke scene. Not even the progressive faggots in Corporations actually like this woke shit they can't even be bothered to try to make it stand up to the shit everyone actually liked.
 
Is there any more spoilers for Dr.Who because Eldraine decided to pull what Strixhaven did but with enchantments
 
Is there any more spoilers for Dr.Who because Eldraine decided to pull what Strixhaven did but with enchantments
They showed commander lineup for the decks and a few other cards. Grixis ones I find the most interesting.
 

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Is there any more spoilers for Dr.Who because Eldraine decided to pull what Strixhaven did but with enchantments
So, I guess Ashiok is back, and... honestly I've given up on following the story, I don't run mill decks, have fun I guess.
 
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