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Ponder and Git Probe are both restricted in Vintage, with the latter being banned literally everywhere else.
Git Probe is a 0 mana cantrip, it should be restricted in Vintage and banned in every other format (along with Street Wraith)

Ponder is a good card but Slight is worse and I think even Ponder would see little play in standard because there's no archetype that wants it. Sorcery speed makes control players flaccid (and impulse is still in standard) and there's no combo deck worth mentioning and the ones that exist want cards in the graveyard not their hands. Spellslinger wants their cantrips to proc prowess type effects at instant speed. Storm is probably fake and gay but if someone makes that storm otter deck function I guess Slight would be a card in it.
Sleight of Hand also a 4 of in one of the top Pioneer Decks (and was unarguable top deck in the format till Veinripper and Amalia showed up)
It wouldn't be except they play Opt and Consider at sorcery speed anyway, reprint Arclight Phoenix into standard and maybe Slight of Hand is playable.

Also god I ate good playing a Azorious Control deck with almost all exile based removal in Bo1 when Arena finally added Treasure Cruise and people started to try to play Izzet/Dimir Phoenix. My win con was human suffering and/or 2/2 Samurai tokens with vigilance
 
Street Wraith isn't even half the card Probe is, despite being instant speed. Looking at your opponent's hand is way better than it sounds
 
Street Wraith isn't even half the card Probe is, despite being instant speed. Looking at your opponent's hand is way better than it sounds
Yeah it's better but looking at someone's hand is worth way less than 1 mana (see thoughtsneed, inquisition of kozilek) and drawing a card is worth very slightly less than one mana. The problem of git probe/street wraith is that it takes 1-4 cards out of your 60 card combo deck that aims to win in the first couple turns it could say nothing at all, just a 0 mana sorcery speed lose 2 life draw a card would be ban worthy in almost every format.
 
Mystery Booster 2 has been announced and some spoilers have been released. Future sight frame returns (or is this the set it was preprinted for…) and the non-future sight border cards appear to be white boarder. I cannot wait to piss people off with a white boarder Urza’s Saga. I hate that I’m actually looking forward to the magic con in a box.
 
I've always been partial to white frames although they do age a lot worse than black border frames.
The thing that really irks me are the playtest cards having "nice" art on them + the "lol we printed the meme" card, Indicate. Both of those are really cringey.
 
I've always been partial to white frames although they do age a lot worse than black border frames.
The thing that really irks me are the playtest cards having "nice" art on them + the "lol we printed the meme" card, Indicate. Both of those are really cringey.
Guarantee you that Duskmorn will have shit art and be a fucking trope fest.
 
The problem of git probe/street wraith is that it takes 1-4 cards out of your 60 card combo deck that aims to win in the first couple turns it could say nothing at all, just a 0 mana sorcery speed lose 2 life draw a card would be ban worthy in almost every format.
I mean, while that is sortof a problem, that's not really why they're played. Gitprobe giving you the "look at hand" for effectively free meant that you always knew whether you could roll ahead with your combo or if you needed to wait to hold up countermagic. IoK and Thoughtseize both require you to be in black and the one mana really does matter. That it also triggers prowess effects was big, too.

Street Wraith still to today largely sees play in Living End that just wants everything that cycles on the cheap alongside Death's Shadow, where its main use is just to drop your life.

That said, we might see them give Street Wraith the boot long before Nadu, despite the fact that Nadu has made many many longtime players of modern completely quit the format because they have no faith in this retarded company anymore lol
 
Guarantee you that Duskmorn will have shit art and be a fucking trope fest.
We know.
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I mean, while that is sortof a problem, that's not really why they're played. Gitprobe giving you the "look at hand" for effectively free meant that you always knew whether you could roll ahead with your combo or if you needed to wait to hold up countermagic. IoK and Thoughtseize both require you to be in black and the one mana really does matter. That it also triggers prowess effects was big, too.

Street Wraith still to today largely sees play in Living End that just wants everything that cycles on the cheap alongside Death's Shadow, where its main use is just to drop your life.

That said, we might see them give Street Wraith the boot long before Nadu, despite the fact that Nadu has made many many longtime players of modern completely quit the format because they have no faith in this retarded company anymore lol
Street Wraith is also played in Vengevine/Hollow One decks, Asmo food, and in Doomsday to accelerate your Doomsday->Thassa's line when you don't need interaction.

Anyway again I don't disagree that looking at your opponent's hand is a powerful effect, what I'm saying is that it's the least powerful part of the card.

Thought experiment: Fix Git Probe
Three variations

1st: U - Sorcery - Look at target opponent's hand, draw a card
>Probably playable but not very sexy in low power formats like standard and pioneer, kind of a unique effect if you aren't already dimir for thoughtsneed/duress or other hand hate. Only place I can think that might use it is Izzet Phoenix in pioneer in place of Slight and honestly if you really wanted that effect you could easily just play dimir/grixis phoenix and seize them to more actively protect you doing the thing anyway (and sometimes just discarding your own phoenix into the bin )

2nd: U or 2 life - Sorcery - Look at target opponent's hand
> Completely unplayable except in storm maybe in a format that has Underworld Breach or something like it, and then only because it's 0 mana and storm count with sometimes relevant text

3rd: U or 2 Life - Sorcery - Draw a card
> I suspect control could play it but wouldn't because there's no selection and both 1 mana and 2 life are unappealing. Prowess/Burn style decks would absolutely consider it just because it's 0 mana and replaces itself. But it would become mandatory in a lot of fast combo decks and death's shadow because it still is a null card in your deck to get you to your combo faster and even better then street wraith at it because and it still pitches to will/negation/subtlety to protect your combo

But again, I think the overpowered part is not peeking at your hand, it's that decks with a lot of free/cheap cycling at some point become so consistent at doing the thing they drop their land count down to 10 and still manage to do whatever they are supposed to on turn 2 or 3 anyway. Shit like the LotR swamp troll or Street Wraith are only attractive to decks that at some point might feel like reanimating them or maybe fairly casting them in the same way that all decks that can cast Jegantha probably should run him because sometimes a 5/5 wins the game but Git Probe is attractive in all combo decks that might cast a pitch counterspell which is nearly all of them.
 
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So I finally Finished the March of the Machine Storyline Podcasts.

The hosts have done nothing to change my mind that the storyline is a mess, and the hosts know NOTHING about the Lore before they started the podcast. I don't think they mentioned Yawgmoth once in the entire Phyrexian arc.

Compleation was presented as a magic zombie virus instead of taking a participant and melding flesh and machine.

And somehow Phyrexians apparently had forces Numbering in the MILLIONS AND MILLIONS.

Edit : Oh and every single female in the story is "POWERFUL AND AWESOME AND AMAZING"
 
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Yeah, Magic's story at its absolute best was just good pulp fiction, and these days...well, it's by the same company that makes modern D&D, wheelchair accessible dungeons and all, so you can imagine how it is. Even without bothering to follow the story I can still tell it's been garbage, since the worldbuilding has been so shit and it's (presumably) the same people working on both.
 
1st: U - Sorcery - Look at target opponent's hand, draw a card
That card already exists and it's an instant: Peek

The problem with Probe is that one mana is too much and zero is too little. Imo the best way you could make it without making it obscenely broken is:

U - Sorcery - Look at target opponent's hand. Draw a card. Make a Treasure token.

This makes it "free" but you have to have an initial mana investment.
 
Even without bothering to follow the story I can still tell it's been garbage, since the worldbuilding has been so shit and it's (presumably) the same people working on both.
Oh of course..but now they put it in this lovely audio format that I can experience without actual effort...so now it costs zero time to experience how awful it is.
 
I don't know what's worse, what I've created in your pfp or that being a real card. I miss the weird aesthetic of Dominaria and what persisted from Tempest Block through Apocalypse. It was a weird overly muscular theme that even Frank Frazetta would find questionable but I have a serious nostalgia for.
I'd say MTG lost its character in regards to art design after the first Ravnica block.
 
Don't those images just scream horror and tension? Don't you get a real sense of impending doom?
The problem isn't them looking like that in the context of horror, the problem is that they look like that but we won't get the satisfaction of watching them savagely killed by local retard/undead/cryptid for looking like that.
 
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