Magic The Gathering

[Endless Torment]

The only interesting thing to me is the potential to make blue/white scam in standard because of warp.
It won't be good, but it amuses me.

 

[Oddjob OTP]

It lets you force your incarnations through Lavinia or Boromir but I struggle to find much other use for it so long as fatal push exists. Maybe Yawgmoth runs a copy of one in the toolbox to protect its combo, but even then I don't know if it's really good enough as a maindeck include.

In legacy-vintage I feel like Allosaurus Shepherd already has this niche covered, with the advantage here being that this card protects nongreen and is a bit aggressive.

I see it as a reasonable sideboard card in Yawgmoth and Amulet Titan and MAYBE domain zoo. They are creature based combo decks that already play green and tutors that can get a 2 drop pretty easily. I'm less sure about what exact decks in legacy can slot it in but "can't be countered" is an even more attractive clause in legacy

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I see it as a reasonable sideboard card in Yawgmoth and Amulet Titan and MAYBE domain zoo. They are creature based combo decks that already play green and tutors that can get a 2 drop pretty easily. I'm less sure about what exact decks in legacy can slot it in but "can't be countered" is an even more attractive clause in legacy

It has Trample, that makes it better than Goyf.

 

[Endless Torment]

Speaking of Goyf here is the new one.
Cowards should just bring the OG back to standard.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Speaking of Goyf here is the new one.
Cowards should just bring the OG back to standard.
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No Evasion, its worthless.

 

[Rich Evans Ayypologist]

I mean, while it still dies to fatal push, its interaction with serum powder has some serious consideration.

 

[PonderosaPete]

Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for a round of applause for tonight's star performance, Lee Long Yu!



If i shourd stay
i wourd onry be in youru way
so i'rru go, but i know
i'rru thinku of you every step of the way

AND AIIIIIYAH, AIIIIIYAH, WIRR ARWAYS RUV YOU!

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for a round of applause for tonight's star performance, Lee Long Yu!

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If i shourd stay
i wourd onry be in youru way
so i'rru go, but i know
i'rru thinku of you every step of the way

AND AIIIIIYAH, AIIIIIYAH, WIRR ARWAYS RUV YOU!

The part that offends me is no "world champion xxxx" flavor text

 

[Polock]

I don't even think that Green one is playable.

I mean I didnt either but its the most playable of them, although

There is a card that makes it so toughness counts for station instead.

Whatever this is plus CHARIX would be pretty funny. Not good, but funny.

 

[Maratus volans]

The part that offends me is no "world champion xxxx" flavor text

Oh, that's what this card is? I was wondering why the singer was some Asian twink, like if it was a Macross reference or something stupid.

 

[Endless Torment]

I mean I didnt either but its the most playable of them, although



Whatever this is plus CHARIX would be pretty funny. Not good, but funny.

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Here's the card.

 

[Polock]

Here's the card.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS GREEN LAAAME

 

[Flexo]

Also lol at yet another cycle of "if you would do a thing, instead do it twice" cards. It's incredible to me how absolutely lazy and uncreative the d-team is, and yet they're still being given sets to make.

Thank you! I was beginning to wonder if I was the only one.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Thank you! I was beginning to wonder if I was the only one.

I am going to exempt the Singer from this annoyance (it does annoy me too) because World Champion card.

If you win Worlds you get to do whatever you want.

 

[Logistical Nightmare]

I am going to exempt the Singer from this annoyance (it does annoy me too) because World Champion card.

If you win Worlds you get to do whatever you want.

when I finally win worlds, I’m going to get them to make my card say Nigger Faggot some way some how. I just have to figure out how to be autistic enough to win without cutting my dick off or trying to change my race to chinky…

 

[Oddjob OTP]

I agree, hell if you wanted to make a specific counterspell with upside that fucks with people cheating on taxes I'd be down, but I doubt WotC is gonna fuck with MH tribal decks by printing anything good into Modern+

Oh well there is it's unplayable-because-cancel form. I imagine it will be a good card in limited for yeeting warpfags though.

 

[Very Professional]

While it's admittedly ridiculous after years of UB and sets like Karlov Manor or Thunder Junction, this set just bothers me on a thematic level. Magic has had magitek since 1995 but this doesn't convey that kind of flavor at all. Nothing about this feels fantastic, half of it feels AI-generated, and just casually dropping that this long-running fantasy multiverse is surrounded by a half-cocked sci-fi setting is the kind of baffling retcon (that I'm sure will never be followed up) that makes Warcraft interns look like fucking Kirkbride.

 

[Monolith]

I deliberately have been ignoring mtg stuff but looking at those lands forced me to go read how stations work.

Green one is the only one that jumps out at me for playability and even then its pretty bad.

It occurs to me that forcing every color to power up these things based on, uh, power, is a major miss in terms of the color pie. Then again this is post FIRE Magic, where the colors of cards are just a way to balance the aftermarket price and have no other significance whatsoever.

I can see the blue one going nuts if you put down something like Mindskimmer.

 

[Oddjob OTP]

I can see the blue one going nuts if you put down something like Mindskimmer.

If it's "finding use for this garbage" I'd put Ancient One and maybe Mindskimmer in a mill deck(?) with the black one, I don't think touching that many cards wins you the game but it is a lot of cards.

T1 tapped black stationland
T2 untapped blue land, Ancient One, crew station for 8
T3 crew station for 8, sacrifice Ancient One to draw 8 cards

Green can also hit station on turn 4 with the 3cmc 6/6 dinosaur on turn 3 which is probably more reasonable as long as there's some go wide into overrun to capitalize on your Gaea's Cradle at home

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

T3 crew station for 8, sacrifice Ancient One to draw 8 cards

This is peak Valgavoth gameplay cause then you get punched in the face by Kaito and everyone makes fun of you.