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THE BANNENING HAS OCCURRED
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"Uro is kill"THE BANNENING HAS OCCURRED
No, they just ganked Growth Spiral. They still need to sell more Theros after all!"Uro is kill"
Eh Growth Spiral and Teffers is enough for now, though tbh I might have prefered Uro going over Teffers because the next few months of Flash is going to be miserable.No, they just ganked Growth Spiral. They still need to sell more Theros after all!
Oh, so small sets had to be gotten rid of because "they weren't exciting enough" but now you're complaining that there's not enough cohesion through the year. Well what did you expect when you insisted on every set being as "exciting" as possible? Literally everyone could see this coming, Mark.One of the most eye-opening things about the Two-Block Model was realizing that some of the problems we attributed to the third set were in fact about small sets. Giving a small set its own identity that also plays well with the large set is problematic. Change too much and the sets feel disconnected; don't change enough and the new set isn't exciting. The third set hid this problem by making the second set seem better in comparison. By removing it, the second set got more focus.
Because you are a shit leader and should be fired Maro.Let me start by stressing that this isn't my area, so I'm not going to dig into the why of what happened.
Wait what is that you say? when you have 4 different blocks on 4 different worlds with 4 different stories you end up with no Cohesive mechanics? FUCKING AMAZING DISCOVERY HERE FOLKS.The year could have been more mechanically cohesive.
No smalls sets had to be gotten rid of because the design team is too lazy and ADD Riddled to make 1 large set and 2 smalls sets these days, however you dumb faggots can still find all the time in the world to make supplemental products that you can sell for 5 times as much as a normal pack.Oh, so small sets had to be gotten rid of because "they weren't exciting enough"
You missed one problem.Considering that the very next set had devotion in it, you had 2 monocolored themes stretched across 2 sets. In a year you broke everything, how did you not set up the two mechanics to feed into each other? Maybe you all have gotten a little too obsessed with "power" cards instead of thinking big picture and planning things out better?
You mean that you shouldn't be able to use the second most played (I am counting Cultivate and Kodama's reach as the same card here) Green Card in the most popular format for free every turn? NO FUCKING SHIT and don't forget it was your broken ass play test group that missed being able to do it to other people's permanents.Making things into Elk, for example, needed to be a negative loyalty.
Hey lets not forget..that They killed of Gideon the literal set before Theros 2.I will block the sperging for those who don't care about lore.
Hmm.... pretty short and doesn't say much does it? Makes one think he knows how badly he f** up and is really restraining himself from an apology tour.
Wait what is that you say? when you have 4 different blocks on 4 different worlds with 4 different stories you end up with no Cohesive mechanics? FUCKING AMAZING DISCOVERY HERE FOLKS.
No smalls sets had to be gotten rid of because the design team is too lazy and ADD Riddled to make 1 large set and 2 smalls sets these days, however you dumb faggots can still find all the time in the world to make supplemental products that you can sell for 5 times as much as a normal pack.
You missed one problem.
They did 2 super Mono colored focused sets..after we spent a year on the Multi-Color theme plane, This is not a new god damn problem either. Decades ago you had the following line of blocks.
Onslaught - Creature/Tribal Focused
Mirrodin - Artifact Focused
Kamigawa - Legendary/Tribal Focused
Ravnica - Multicolor Focused.
They bounced between themes like fucking morons. Even ignoring the massive power downshift in Kamigawa..how was it supposed to shine as a set when put between two blocks that actively fought against using Mono-colored Tribal decks? How the hell was Adamant and Devotion shine when you have Shock Lands, Triomes, Temples and Fabled Passage to make it super easy to play 2 and 3 colors.
Oh hey and lets not forget they made that exact same mistake with Kaladesh/Amonkhet/Ixalan/Dominaria where they put The Artifact set..as far as humanly possible from the Historic (ARTIFACTS YOU DUMB FAGGOT MARO) Matters?
Hey lets not forget..that They killed of Gideon the literal set before Theros 2.
Word.4. Product Bloat.
There are way too many god damn products released now, it is something new every other month. I am tired of spoilers, I am tired of releases I am tired of having to constantly find time to dig through my commander decks to keep them up to date because as soon as I get through updating my decks I have to start the process over again.
Hey guys guess what?
It is time for another Shitty art la...I mean Secret lair!
This time we have Slimes, with a Scavenging Ooze right where this art deserves to be.
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As someone who abandoned Magic years ago, is that for real?
Well they abandoned Drafting in the Pro-Tour/Mythic Championship/Players Tour entirely because Maro wants to jerk off to Arena, however the MTG community are autistic as all hell and want to be able to draft every god damn thing under the sun, which is why Masters sets are such fucking piles of garbage because they have to be "draftable"Exactly. I could understand that maybe a full 3 set block is a little much, 2 sets seemed about what they wanted. It looks like part of the issue Mark kept bring up was drafting. So part of me wonders... what if they just focused on drafting for the big set, and then ignored drafting on the little set? Just let it be another product that added to the world and constructed.
Given that Standard has been largely absolute trash since they shifted away from the Large-Small-Small model I think they should just go back to that, Fire Maro's dumb ass and give us back the year in one plane model, fucking with the block format has completely destroyed the premier format of the game and that rests on Maro's god damn shoulders.Since it looks like they work around 4-6 sets a year (either 3 paired blocks, or the 3-and-1 model of now) that they should just do large-small, large-small, supplemental, core - then repeat.
Or..how about..you don't fucking throw Gideon under the bus to save Liliana.Oh HERE'S AN IDEA: You have Ajani go there to pay his respects after War, then he looks into how his trope war is going and learns about Elspeth possibly escaping and you have a story hook.
Yes, they are part of a premium product.As someone who abandoned Magic years ago, is that for real?
Well they abandoned Drafting in the Pro-Tour/Mythic Championship/Players Tour entirely because Maro wants to jerk off to Arena, however the MTG community are autistic as all hell and want to be able to draft every god damn thing under the sun, which is why Masters sets are such fucking piles of garbage because they have to be "draftable"
Given that Standard has been largely absolute trash since they shifted away from the Large-Small-Small model I think they should just go back to that, Fire Maro's dumb ass and give us back the year in one plane model, fucking with the block format has completely destroyed the premier format of the game and that rests on Maro's god damn shoulders.
Or..how about..you don't fucking throw Gideon under the bus to save Liliana.
Oh they always could have, they could have released The masters reprints sets and say "Draft it if you want, but it probably won't be a fantastic experience, this really isn't designed around drafting..buyer beware"Which means it seems like they could actually go with selling a product with no draft design.
I mean, the same people are the ones that discarded the Block System because it was "too hard"Here's where we have a very minor disagreement. You believe it's the system, I think it's the people. I would bet that even if they went back to the classic block model, it wouldn't change much because they still have shit playtesters. F.I.R.E. has done far more to ruin standard than any block shenanigans.
I don't give a shit about any of that.Well someone had to die in War for it to be... you know a war... and you think Liliana is gonna get it? Not only is she a woman in 2019, not only did a major controversy get sparked the last time they threatened Liliana, but she was also one of the only spank banks left for the non-SJW players so you know they couldn't risk angering BOTH sides of the player split.
But then I was pretty on board with Gideon/Chandra and was annoyed with the Harley Quinn-esque/Mary Sue-esque figure they were turning Chandra into.
I mean Chandra is the only.."face" walker they have left.But then I was pretty on board with Gideon/Chandra and was annoyed with the Harley Quinn-esque/Mary Sue-esque figure they were turning Chandra into.
It probably didn't help that apparently the first masters set was hella fun to draft. (I didn't get the chance to, but it was highly praised.)
There is some irony in that they have now released TWO additional boosters in Zendi 3 which are NOT focused around drafting. Meaning 2/3rds of the product purchase options are not designed for drafting.
Which means it seems like they could actually go with selling a product with no draft design.
Here's where we have a very minor disagreement. You believe it's the system, I think it's the people. I would bet that even if they went back to the classic block model, it wouldn't change much because they still have shit playtesters. F.I.R.E. has done far more to ruin standard than any block shenanigans.
Well someone had to die in War for it to be... you know a war... and you think Liliana is gonna get it? Not only is she a woman in 2019, not only did a major controversy get sparked the last time they threatened Liliana, but she was also one of the only spank banks left for the non-SJW players so you know they couldn't risk angering BOTH sides of the player split.
But then I was pretty on board with Gideon/Chandra and was annoyed with the Harley Quinn-esque/Mary Sue-esque figure they were turning Chandra into.
A lot more people should of fucking died in War. Except for Dack and Domri, that cascade of sparks flying into Bolas was from unnamed characters.
I dunno... considering how they were pitching the new booster in Zendikar as a major epiphany, I honestly wonder if they could have ever conceived of releasing a non-draft product. Corporate culture and all that.Oh they always could have, they could have released The masters reprints sets and say "Draft it if you want, but it probably won't be a fantastic experience, this really isn't designed around drafting..buyer beware"
So we do agree. Though with the way things sound, are we sure there wasn't a massive rotation of employees since then? Seems like there were rumors WotC is quite the charnel mill.I mean, the same people are the ones that discarded the Block System because it was "too hard"
Oh I agree with you on the principles of what the story should have been - I'm just also cynical about what's going to happen. Especially in the modern era when there's a push to do more planeswalkers that aren't white males into the story - but then you can't ever have anything bad happen to characters that aren't white males. It's even ironic because in one of his long videos discussing the book, Spice Rack talks about how a lack of deaths really remove weight from the story - but then is also glad nothing happened to Ral or his boytoy because "bury your gays" is such an overused trope.I don't give a shit about any of that.
Letting Liliana get away from WAR with zero repercussions for her pre-gatewatch actions was bullshit. She should never have been in the Gatewatch in the first place, she was a villain from her introduction the entire way until Magic Origins. Her joining the Gatewatch and going through that story arc without any comeuppance for her actions before that is inexcusable.
Oh Jace is going to be back - they admit repeatedly that he's the most popular planeswalker they have. It would be like saying Disney is going to retire Mickey.I mean Chandra is the only.."face" walker they have left.
Jace fucked off now that he isn't the Guildpact, Liliana got everything she wanted out of everyone and fucked off, Gideon is Dead..Nissa is a NEET who won't ever leave her Basement again.
The one thing I will grant is that there is apparently a bit of time between them turning on the beacon, and when Bolas activates his spell. I don't think it's ever explicitly explained because I think they went half-cocked on Bolas' plan but conceptually Bolas was waiting for as many planeswalkers to show up as he could.The entire WAR story was shit, How are there so many Planeswalkers in existence in the first place, they aren't immortal anymore and The Blind Eternities has "distance" as Urza had to take time to travel plane to plane to find Elquior, and Artificial Planes had a specific gap between them and the normal Multiverse, So many planeswalkers in instant jumping distance of Ravnica was bullshit.