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Blue Jerkop said:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/corin...thcorinne-corinne-forever-corinn-esque.42522/

Hi, this is Corrine Clifford (spells name)... You guys wrote, um, a defamatory, libelous, um (sound of chewing gum smacking?) 10 page thing about me on May 1st and I need you to retract it or I'm going to have to sue you.

My number is 917-287-1314. My email is Stacypersonal2018@icloud.com (?). I need you guys to retract everything you said and take me down off your website. I've been to the FBI and I'm filing a report with them (lol dumbass) and I'm going to have a lawyer sue you unless you take me down off your website. Corrine Clifford. You put me on May 1st. It's not funny and it's libelous (she says this word with attitude) and I will have one of the biggest lawyers in Los Angeles (lol again) sue you for everything you own (like what) if you don't take me down ASAP. Take me off the Kiwi Farms website. I am not a public figure. I'm not famous person. I accidentally ended up on the i society show by accident and the damages you've cost me or in the millions of dollars (bitch please).

So take me off your website, please ASAP I'm asking you very kindly (holy shit no you're not, you fucking moron, you're making demands and threats) please take me off your website, or I will sue you. You can contact me at 917-287-1314 and my lawyer is Kirk Schenck and his number is 310-600-3800. 310 600 (cuts off). Thank you so much.
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One wonders what sort of lawyer has his client call a potential litigant instead of doing it himself (probably through certified mail).
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She said she's hiring the biggest Lawyer in LA.

I guess just cause he's fat dosen't mean he's any good at practicing law. Though, he might try to eat all your chicken tendies so be on your guard.
 
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Let me explain that I get a ton of spam asking me to do various content nonsense, but some of the offers I get are so incredibly out of place that it makes me laugh out loud. This is one such example.

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Null said:
Let me explain that I get a ton of spam asking me to do various content nonsense, but some of the offers I get are so incredibly out of place that it makes me laugh out loud. This is one such example.

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When can we expect a mafia lolcow to threaten you with sleeping with the fishes?
 
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Null said:
Let me explain that I get a ton of spam asking me to do various content nonsense, but some of the offers I get are so incredibly out of place that it makes me laugh out loud. This is one such example.

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Well to be fair, they might've just seen the "Proudly hosted by Girldick Hosting" at the bottom and didn't think anything further beyond that.
 
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Looks like someone signed null up to some kind of email/website thing for jokes and the website, being left-leaning, has automated the entire authorization process and the machines just assumed Null's website was LGBT-oriented because someone signed it up for it.
 
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The Fool said:
Looks like someone signed null up to some kind of email/website thing for jokes and the website, being left-leaning, has automated the entire authorization process and the machines just assumed Null's website was LGBT-oriented because someone signed it up for it.
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I don't think so. I think they scanned their web logs for referrer URLs. If someone followed a link from KF to their site, they'll see that, and email them on spec.
 
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I don't think so. I think they scanned their web logs for referrer URLs. If someone followed a link from KF to their site, they'll see that, and email them on spec.
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I was gonna say, I bet there are plenty of LGBTQXYZ folks who read kiwifarms to cause attempted marketing. Some users, and probably some cows that check their threads every 5 minutes.
 
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Blue Jerkop said:
I was gonna say, I bet there are plenty of LGBTQXYZ folks who read kiwifarms to cause attempted marketing. Some users, and probably some cows that check their threads every 5 minutes.
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We know that some cows have used the fact they have a thread here to drum up support for whatever their cause is. Really, Null should charge cows for the publicity. He could retire before he hits 35.
 
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Daughter of Pomona said:
Can someone put that email in plain text? The screencap is too small for me.
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tl;dr someone on kiwifarms linked to creditcards.com in reference to something lgbt and creditcards.com thought kiwifarms was pro-lgbt so automatically sent them info on lgbt finances. repeatedly.
 
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AprilRains said:
It's called a terribly cynical marketing ploy and it's amusingly common.
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I get similar emails for the cwcki:
Hi There,

My name is Chrissy and I’m writing because I would like to contribute to sonichu.com. I know you are busy, so I won’t take up too much of your time. After spending a decade as a financial advisor, I have spent the last few years writing and editing on the topic. Offering sound financial advice; especially to young people, those starting families, and preparing for retirement, is extremely important to me.

Currently, I’m an Editor for an information and advice site within your niche and would like to write a finance or debt related article for sonichu.com on a subject that interests you. Recently, I’ve covered dealing with college debts, home equity, passive incomes, and common financial mistakes. I’m more than happy to tailor this article toward your specifications and ideas be they research, news, or advice focused.

The reason that I am approaching you is because having read https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_money, I felt we would be able to work together on an article or blog post. This article will contain some references to news articles, studies, and papers, but also to the site I work with which provides financial resources including debt and student finance advice.

Please let me know if we can work together.

Best Regards,
Chrissy
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It says she'll write an article on a subject that interests you.
Get her to do one on the Brianna Wu's campaign finance submissions

e. That was totally mangled and I'm blaming autocorrect
 
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Why the fuck do you assume I know what you're talking about?

On 2018-08-19 13:07, anus wrote:
> Kiwi Farms [1]
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> The following message has been sent from anus
> <dluidiputra07@gmail.com> (IP: 125.166.104.138) via the contact form
> at Kiwi Farms [1].
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> WRONG
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> about the sextape thing he mentioned that in a dont starve
> together video where he contacted the guy and he said that he liked
> ryan's youtube channel name and he didnt even cheated on his wife,
> he's single
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