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Britain is a fucking lolcow nation. Some people like to make fun of Sweden and they're correct to, but Sweden consistently sits near the top of all quality of life indexes. They might have a few quirks and eccentricities that we can all poke fun at from time to time, like their constant hand grenadings and gang rapes, but let's be real what country doesn't have a few sore spots that can be mocked by their friends in gentle banter? Did you know my country once lost a war to flightless birds? Hahaha it's all true I assure you.
No, the true lolcow nation is Britain. Fucking britain, that cancerous blighted island of despondence and misery, the wretched canker on the face of the earth that spawns nothing but fresh contempts for their miserable culture and way of life. Britain, once the greatest of all the world's Empires, now reduced to festering pustule that darkens all of human development with it's long shadow. Britain, that unsightly fucking outcropping of decay and lies jutting up from a bleak and unforgiving ocean much like a rotting snaggletooth jutting up from a limesuckers diseased gums.
I don't have the words to accurately convey just how disgusted and filled with rage and sorrow I am that Britain even exists, but I can try. Everything about that hideous, benighted nation offends me to the very core of my being. From their semi-literate inbred filthy white monkeys that make up the bulk of the British population to the disgusting and incompetent thought-police who control and oppress them, if it were within my power to order the immediate execution of every last stinking worthless British I would sleep like a baby afterwards and know that my life had meaning, and purpose, and brought immeasurable benefit to the world.
@Null make a Britain subforum. If you make a Britain subforum then once a week I will write a 500 word article castigating the filthy pox-ridden tuberculous wasteland that is the United Kingdom. I will write articles mocking their troubled history, deriding their vulgar culture, picking apart the seams of their corrupt and criminal governance. I will pick out random British people from the phone book who never did me any offence (save being born British) and I will savage their reputation with brutal and vicious exposes, laying out every sin and misstep they've ever made in their wretched, pitiful British lives. I will turn Kiwi Farms into a thronging hub of anti-British sentiment, a clearing-house for activist groups and terrorist cells and agents of sovereign governments of all creeds and colours and nationalities to gather with nothing but their bilious hatred of the British to bind them together. All of this I will do for you Null if you provide me with an outlet, an outlet to properly preach the truth of Britishness and show to the world that an untenable fucking cancer poisons our fair planet with it's very existence, and the name of that cancer is The United Kingdom of Great Britain.
No, the true lolcow nation is Britain. Fucking britain, that cancerous blighted island of despondence and misery, the wretched canker on the face of the earth that spawns nothing but fresh contempts for their miserable culture and way of life. Britain, once the greatest of all the world's Empires, now reduced to festering pustule that darkens all of human development with it's long shadow. Britain, that unsightly fucking outcropping of decay and lies jutting up from a bleak and unforgiving ocean much like a rotting snaggletooth jutting up from a limesuckers diseased gums.
I don't have the words to accurately convey just how disgusted and filled with rage and sorrow I am that Britain even exists, but I can try. Everything about that hideous, benighted nation offends me to the very core of my being. From their semi-literate inbred filthy white monkeys that make up the bulk of the British population to the disgusting and incompetent thought-police who control and oppress them, if it were within my power to order the immediate execution of every last stinking worthless British I would sleep like a baby afterwards and know that my life had meaning, and purpose, and brought immeasurable benefit to the world.
@Null make a Britain subforum. If you make a Britain subforum then once a week I will write a 500 word article castigating the filthy pox-ridden tuberculous wasteland that is the United Kingdom. I will write articles mocking their troubled history, deriding their vulgar culture, picking apart the seams of their corrupt and criminal governance. I will pick out random British people from the phone book who never did me any offence (save being born British) and I will savage their reputation with brutal and vicious exposes, laying out every sin and misstep they've ever made in their wretched, pitiful British lives. I will turn Kiwi Farms into a thronging hub of anti-British sentiment, a clearing-house for activist groups and terrorist cells and agents of sovereign governments of all creeds and colours and nationalities to gather with nothing but their bilious hatred of the British to bind them together. All of this I will do for you Null if you provide me with an outlet, an outlet to properly preach the truth of Britishness and show to the world that an untenable fucking cancer poisons our fair planet with it's very existence, and the name of that cancer is The United Kingdom of Great Britain.
